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boann is offline boann
Princess
ice queen colorado
Sep 2000
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chegitz guevara is offline chegitz guevara
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Ft. Lauderdale, FL Communist Party of Apolyton
Jun 2000
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of Internet Music.
Sep 2001
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Something tells me every woman in the world would buy one of these if they could.

Winston is offline Winston
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Danmark
Mar 1999
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Who's gonna change the batteries though? Or are you supposed to buy a new one when they are flat?
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ice queen colorado
Sep 2000
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hehehe a new one... one remote is all i can handle at a time
Ming is offline Ming
Chief Minion

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Jan 1970
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I better not let my wife see this, or she's going to want one too

Urban Ranger is offline Urban Ranger
Apolyton Duke of Off-Topic

Donate to the Red Cross		 The City State of Noosphere, CPA special envoy
May 1999
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Got spare money?

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Princess
ice queen colorado
Sep 2000
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well ming dear , i just can't imagine she would need one for you

monolith94 is offline monolith94
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New England
Jan 1970
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har har har this is so funny cuz it's all about the foibles of married men & women
har har har
oh that's rich
St Leo is offline St Leo
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Member of the Apolyton Social Democratic Party
Jul 2005
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This is sexist. I think.

What? Yes, a bug has crawled up my ass and died. What about it?
Kuciwalker is offline Kuciwalker
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of Schmooism
Feb 2001
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The Mad Monk is offline The Mad Monk
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of Ice Cream
Mar 2000
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You mean they don't all want a pint of New York Super Fudge Chunk?
Pekka is offline Pekka
Chieftain
em seu burro dos pais!
Feb 2002
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Me. In leopard thong and dancing.
Ramo is offline Ramo
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Austin, Texas, USA
Oct 1999
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Calgary, Alberta
Nov 1999
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banned
Aug 2001
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@Pekka, Asher
cyclotron7 is offline cyclotron7
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Drowning in Schnitzel
Jan 2001
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Now when would she use the "IQ minus" button? Do some like their men dumb?
Asher is offline Asher
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Nov 1999
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So she can manipulate him into marrying her so she can divorce him and steal his money and assets.
Imran Siddiqui is offline Imran Siddiqui
Deity
The Potterverse
Jan 1970
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I wonder if the He-mote control doubles as a vibrator .
Bereta_Eder is offline Bereta_Eder
Prince

Oct 2000
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@thread
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Las Vegas, Nevada
Feb 2000
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for some reason I like Asher's remote control more.
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Jan 2003
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Then there's the Special Edition remote control.

extra feature buttons for the DHP (digital husband processor)

Cook Proof-read thesis "Go down on me"
Wash Clothes Vacuum/Mop Chick-Flick (currently disabled)
Clean Bathroom Feed Cat Feed Baby
Change Diapers (intermittant operation)
Play Diablo Read to Baby Change Cat Litter (broken)
Fix computer Fix automobile Fix appliance

All the buttons of a doctoral widower.

Ming is offline Ming
Chief Minion

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Jan 1970
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@ Asher... I want one of those

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Republic of Flanders
Sep 2001
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Dance Dance for the Revolution!
Jan 1970
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HIDE THE REMOTE!!!
Whaleboy is offline Whaleboy
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Please make all cheques payable to Whaleboy
Jan 2003
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This thread should be topped!!

Locutus is offline Locutus
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Hengelo, The Netherlands
Nov 1999
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I rather like this model as well...

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Madrid, Spain, Europe
Jun 2001
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This thread is hilarious

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Jun 2001
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