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Space05us is offline Space05us
King

Nov 2001
time: 17:32
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...burps in front of his computer and no one is around to hear it, did he really burp?

Bereta_Eder is offline Bereta_Eder
Prince

Oct 2000
time: 07:32
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Does the PC have ears?

SlowwHand is offline SlowwHand
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of The Cooler
Sep 1999
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Does a bear **** in the woods?

Agathon is offline Agathon
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Leafs 4TW!! - CPA
Dec 2002
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Re: If a man... Got spare money?

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...burps in front of his computer and no one is around to hear it, did he really burp?


Only if you are an anti-realist about belching.

Space05us is offline Space05us
King

Nov 2001
time: 17:32
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either way I just had two loud ones that were whaleboy inspired

Zulu Elephant is offline Zulu Elephant
Prince

Jun 1999
time: 05:32
  Old Post 19-12-2003 05:31
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surely the man is around to hear is own burp?

or is he deaf?

Skywise is offline Skywise
Prince
Samara's best friend
Jan 2002
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...farts in front of his computer and no one is there to hear it, does it really smell?


Spec.

MrFun is offline MrFun
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of Iowa
Nov 2000
time: 23:32
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Suffering from ads?

quote:
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...farts in front of his computer and no one is there to hear it, does it really smell?


Spec.


So THAT is what ruined my apptetite during dinner a few minutes ago.

Space05us is offline Space05us
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Nov 2001
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...farts in front of his computer and no one is there to hear it, does it really smell?



I'll have to think about that one...

Ecthy is offline Ecthy
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Zhonghuà Rénmín Gònghéguó
Mar 2000
time: 06:32
  Old Post 19-12-2003 06:03
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Bart Simpson: Tree falls in woods, tree falls in woods!

POTUS is offline POTUS
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How could I possibly not have a Mozambican flag, I mean, what other country has an AK-47 on their flag?
Jul 2003
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If I kill you and no one is there to see the murder, did I kill you?

Space05us is offline Space05us
King

Nov 2001
time: 17:32
  Old Post 19-12-2003 06:29
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If I kill you and no one is there to see the murder, did I kill you?


If you kill me, would the world still exist?

Ecthy is offline Ecthy
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Zhonghuà Rénmín Gònghéguó
Mar 2000
time: 06:32
  Old Post 19-12-2003 06:50
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Inflate your Upload Space

Not for you that is for sure.

Space05us is offline Space05us
King

Nov 2001
time: 17:32
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ahh, but what if its all part of my imagination? what if you dont really exist?

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Caught in a tuna net
Jan 1970
time: 05:32
  Old Post 19-12-2003 07:00
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If no-one is around to see Ming close a thread, was it ever really closed?

Space05us is offline Space05us
King

Nov 2001
time: 17:32
  Old Post 19-12-2003 07:04
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Put an end to popups!

touche

Space05us is offline Space05us
King

Nov 2001
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  Old Post 19-12-2003 07:51
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what if Ming doesnt close this thread? What if UR does?

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Yggdrasil.
Nov 1999
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Does a bear **** in the woods?


no, that's elves. it's a common misconception.

Enigma_Nova is offline Enigma_Nova
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Nov 2003
time: 14:32
  Old Post 19-12-2003 09:31
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If I make a post containing a tautology, is it possible for it to be false?

Think about it.

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Nov 2001
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how is it possible that this thread has stayed open as long as it has?

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Yggdrasil.
Nov 1999
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if i drop a nuke on new zealand, would anyone care about it? excepting the sheep?

Space05us is offline Space05us
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Nov 2001
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you hurt my sheep and I will kill you sb.

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Of the occupied South
Dec 2002
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  Old Post 19-12-2003 09:38
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Got spare money?

If spam runs rampant and no mod intervenes then is it really spam?

Space05us is offline Space05us
King

Nov 2001
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Lose 30 kilos (of popups)

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Yggdrasil.
Nov 1999
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what's the difference between a scotsman and a rolling stone?

"hey you! get your hands of of macleod!"
"hey macleod! get your hands of my ewe!"

Mr. President is offline Mr. President
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The leaves that are green turn to brown
Jul 2001
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If a man . . . Tired of ads?

. . . posts on Apolyton, but no-one replies, did he ever really post?

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  Old Post 19-12-2003 11:37
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(along to "blow it in the wind")
How many posts must a thread contain
Before you call it a thread?
Yes, 'n' how long can it be spammed
Before she sleeps in the archives?
Yes, 'n' how many times must it be bumped
Before its forever closed?
The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind,
The answer is blowin' in the wind.

Ted Striker is offline Ted Striker
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United States of America
Jan 1970
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Am I the coolest mf'er on the planet?

Space05us is offline Space05us
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Nov 2001
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ask again later

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