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Rockville, MD
Oct 1999 time: 00:32
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After 1000 years at sea, the great British hero has returned to his home in Europe. Leaving France in 280 AD, Sir Francis Drake set off on the most ambitious journey the world had ever seen. His travels and adventures are now the stuff of legend. He began his journey on the Golden Hinde with Hernan Cortez, transporting him to the New World for his campaign of conquest against the natives there. Getting embroiled in the British-Tartar war, Drake led the British to victory in the Battle of Williamville, sinking the Tartar ship off the coast of Florida. Shortly thereafter was the unfortunate naval accident where a Serb helmsman fell asleep at the wheel and plowed right into the Golden Hinde killing all Serbs on board. Drake continued around the colonies and deposited Drake at the mouth of the Mississippi to begin his assault on the Cherokee.
Drake sailed south to the southern tip of North America where he founded the colony of Panama. Exploring overland a bit, Drake discovered the Pacific ocean, across the narrow ithimus of Panama. Seeking to save time, Drake and his crew disassembled the Golden Hinde, trekked it across Panama and reassembled it in the Pacific. From there Drake followed the coast north, exploring Mexico and California before turning west again. After moving west he discovered the island of Hawaii. A great place for a settlement, but alas the Azande had already established a colony there. Drake resupplied the Hinde and took off south west.
After some time in the vast Pacific ocean, Drake and his crew reached the East Indies. In 820 AD, Drake founded the British colony of New Guinea. Damaged from a long time at sea and still the battles in America, Drake took some time to fix the ship and rest the crew. Everyone was glad for some down time after 540 years at sea. The crew grew quite cozy with the native women, but after the ship was fully repaired it was time to set out once more. Drake guided the ship west through the rest of the East Indies. Upon encountering the great Indian ocean, the crew headed south west once more. Stopping at various Azande island kingdoms to resupply. Finally they reached the dark continent itself. As the rounded the cape, all the crew once again grew hopeful for the success of their journey, and began thinking of returning to their lives back in jolly old England. They named it the Cape of Good Hope.
The rest of the journey home relied on charts and maps known to the British for centuries, so there was little opportunity for discovery. But at long last their trip north along the coast of Africa was over and for the first time in a millenium they glimpsed the shore of Spain. At last they were home in their lovely European continent. The short trip from there to London was a very happy moment. No longer alone, dozens of ships followed closely. Shouting howls of joy and excitment they had at last returned. Everyone with a rowboat in Spain, France and England was eager to be among the first to welcome the Golden Hinde back.
Once back in London, they attended the biggest hero's welcome the world had ever seen. A crowd of a million British citizens gathered in London to see their heros. People traveled from all over Europe and America to be at the celebration. The tickertape from the parade clogged the streets a foot deep.
The governors of Panama and New Guinea were present, and announced their plans to rename their respective colonies after the great sea captain responsible for their founding.
President Napoleon announced the minting of a new coin honoring the voyage. The half penny coin will feature Sir Francis Drake on the front, and the Golden Hinde on the back.
Becoming a bigger national hero than even Sir Hernan Cortez, Drake made a fortune in endorsements.
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Belgrade
May 2003 time: 06:32
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Locked inside a top security prison, Slobodan Milosevic, leader of NSDAP, used the time to write the political program of his party that he as leader and his followers will strive to fulfil in the coming years. He put together his thoughts and ideas in a strange melodramatic book he named “Moja Borba”. In this book he described vividly why he considered the Azadine a lower race, actually the lowest race of the humankind, possibly not so different from animals. They are mean by nature. Their only principles are money grabbing and extortion. The only language they speak and understand is the sound of guns. They have agents inside every other nation, spinning the webs of deceit, slowly increasing their grip on every aspect of life, slowly but if left unchecked, irrevocably corrupting the other free and progressive nations, slowly but surely strangling the freedom of better men.
Yes, Serbs have for far too long tolerated Azadine crimes against the mankind. It’s time the upper races, the Serbs and the English, stand up against this plague and give the Azadine lowlifes a taste of their own medicine. Serbia must stand up and take back what is taken from her.
The book details a number of things, among them the expected borders of Greater Serbia. In addition to all lands belonging to Serbia before the war with Azadine, Serbia should also include entire Siberia (Drang nach Osten), the Holy Land (our Lord Christ was killed by Azadine), free Kosovo, North Africa (Mare Nostrum) and South America (Lebensraum). It is expected that the Egyptians should be compensated for their losses according to this plan with Azadine possessions in Africa. After all, this state is an abomination.
The Final Solution of the Azadine Problem would be achieved by deporting all of them to the island of Madagascar according to the last chapter of the book.
This book was instant success. A bestseller in Serbia and United States of Britain. It is probably better known by the name of its English edition – Mein Kampf.
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Rasputin

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Brisbane
May 1999 time: 15:32
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In a village near the ancient southern Nile city , a boy was beaten by his brothers for being lazy, this boy did then go stea lmoney from his father and hired a gang to kill to his brothers. The father then did confront the boy but the boy did then kill the father in cold bloood by slashing his throut.
The local vilalgers expelled the boy and he headed to the larger city at the mouth of the nile. There he did find room and board and a job working for a local pig farm. The boys name was Arron Sadat. He worked hard but continued his murderous ways, by the time he was 18 he had killed over 40 people and had a sizable business including owning the pig farmers farm.
He married the local crime lords daughter and by his death he had became the head of all crime and corruption in greater egypt.
His children divided hios estate and some was soon squandered, but his son , Juhad , continuued thae family tradition.
OVer the years each genration expanded the worth of the family, but also improved their reputation in the public eyes, by becoming more legitamate, but always behind the scenes , the "black sheep" of the family maintained a small army for enforcing the families wishes.
In the dark ages the Sadats were unofficially recognised as the main power behind the Razlamic Faith and therefore the nation itself.
When Razlam was no longer the enforced relgion in the country, the people slowly drifted further away from the ideals of the Sadat family. But the Sadts modernised and got themsleves their reltations voted into the Senate.
Now in the modern era, the Sadats had influence in many areas, and one area they needed altering was the removal of the Emporer and installation of their own government.
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Rasputin

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Brisbane
May 1999 time: 15:32
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Rahoul : "Ok Muhummed we need you to call a meeting of all the Razlamic priests, we want you to call for a Jihad agaisnt the oppresoors on our borders and withing our claiemd territorys."
Muhummed " True true Rahoul, the Razlamics muchly appreciate your familys honourable gift to the church. We appreciate also the depth of your feelings, as always the church will be your faithful ally." He turned to his cousin Saddam. "Saddam here will personally become the New High Priest and we will soon have full control of the people again "
Rahoul smiled, yes, these people would be very useful.
Rahoul: " Well we udnerstand each other well Muhummed, I will see you again in the morning"
He turned to go but as he stepped past Helen , she reached behind her and from a nook behind the statue of the Great Raz, she pulled a pistol and shot Rahoul,, her father and her cousin.
Crying to herself she knelt before the alter and prayed.
Helen : " For yu oh Great Raz I have done this as per your request. no longer shall Egypt be held hostage by its own people, the end of the Sadats is at hand."
The Statue appeared to move and a smile broke forth on its face. A voice from within the statue spoke
The Great RAZ " I am returing for the end of all, the end is nigh, only my people will survive, the aliens amonsgt us will be destroyed. Arise my daughter, for you have been of good service, I will send you my faithful servant to be your husband and he will be emporer of egypt till the end comes, he will be the last emporer ever."
Helen fell down and worshipped.
Smoke filled the temple. And then Helen saw thorugh the smoke a man approaching her and he was s miling .
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Frank Johnson
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Houston, TX
Jan 1970 time: 23:32
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Northern Campaign of Mao Se Tung
The Chinese nation had been set adrift. The liberial democracy was collapsed by a reigeme that became to be known for its shortsightedness. They kept control of Beijing well, all the the outlying land were lawless, and were full of corrupt officals who were not kept in line or respected rule of law.
From this chaos emerged Mao. Leading a small group of rifleman in the northern town of Ulan Bator, he raided the state capitol building and burned it to the ground. Republican losses were heavy, and the assault spurred others across the empire to revolt. Many years past before the Republicans could be driven back. In the end the military retained control of the government, and a popular general from the south, General Dangime came to power. He immediately appointed Mao his assault commander, and Lord-Yamamoto from Japan his naval commander.
Industry was put back in line as off shore lines modernized production from the Gulf of Japan to the South China Sea. Barracks were produced to keep the infantry better equiped than the era were Republican infantry were overwhelmed by better trained Nationalist Riflemen. Armor was brought into use for the first time. The production had just begun when they were called into action.
Tartar forces wanted to pick a fight over the anicent fortress of Bator Hill. They claimed that the fort was too close to their settlement of Eastness, and assaulted the fortress, but much to their dismay, Chinese armor had already arrived at the fort, and smashed their collumns as they attempted to scale the steep slopes of the fortress and surrounding defenses barriers. The counter attack was swift, leaving Eastness a souless place that will never regain its former glory, as a mere look out post for future assaults. But that was not the end of the Tartar threat.
Far to the west, in the desert outposts of the great sands, laid a small town and a large garrison of nationalist troops. They were betrayed by their commander to the Tartars for a large sum of gold, who lead them into a trap. Cut off from supplies most died in the desert or charging enemy enplacements, no longer able to withstand the heat of the sun. General Mao was able to bring the enemy under control, but only with the full force of the Chinese Armored Brigade. Mao personally executed the betrayer, saying we must all remain vigiant to stay off the days of the corrupt republicans, this is just one example.
Mean while, in the eastern industrial centers, mammoth creations were unfolding. A hull measured in feet rather an inches in thickness. 14 rifled artillery guns, 18 inches in diameter, capable of launching explosive shells 30 miles. A steel beast capable of smashing entire cities. It was the NCV-Akanguhgua, and Dangime-sama himself was heading to the Port Facility to christen it personally..........
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