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Houston, TX
Jan 1970 time: 23:32
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Lord General Dangime, attached is a report on the current status of ground forces in Nationist China. I can describe these forces as barely enough to maintain regional borders that we currently face. Our limited success in assaulting the Tartar barbarians was mainly due to a lack of offensive manpower, espically the new armored divisions. Please approve the following production schedules for new military funding. The navy has also requested, that where timely available, our troops be equiped with amphibious gear.
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Frank Johnson
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Houston, TX
Jan 1970 time: 23:32
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Dangime-sama, I have processed the order you made for a complete report on the status of the NCN. Below is a report on our complete fleet strength. Currently this fleet is our only defense in protecting the majority of our cities which lay on our vast coastline. The production of our new super dreadnoughts will put us on par with the greastest navies in the world. I will continue to be your humble servant in war and peace.
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Rasputin

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Brisbane
May 1999 time: 15:32
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Helen : So who is in charge bacvk in Egypt?
Sgt Ahmed : No official reports through yet,, but appears that the right honourable Marshall Dylon has been leading our great nation for the past few decades.
Helen: ah good yes I hear many good things about him, out here we have had no contact for many years, my husband and I are awaiting The Great Raz to decide the timing of our return. My husband is being instructed in all the final plans that need to come to fruition before the Great Raz returns to take us all home.
Sgt Ahmed: Yes your eminence, but please forgive my unbeleif, you know not all of us beleive that the great raz is returing.
Helen: Yes I know, many have forgotton that all of this began with the great raz and it is all about to end with him too.
Sgt Ahmed: so my lady, when will the nation get to mee tyou husband. we have waited so patienly for ao long.
Helen: soon Ahmed soon, take this note back to The Forum, let them know how the battle is going out here and that soon we shall return . Also give this second note of thanks to the Great marshall Dylan, he has saved Egyopt from great disaster.
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OzzyKP
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Rockville, MD
Oct 1999 time: 00:32
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The great and Christian leader of USB, George W. Bush announces to the world that God has spoken to him directly. This is an exerpt from his reason State of the Union address to parliment in London.
While off in Crawford, Texas I was relaxing doing a bit of fishing and contemplating world domination when I had a vision of the Lord himself.
He said, "I seek you, Dubya"
I said, "Please don't call me dubya.."
Forcefully, he said, "Silence mortal!"
Suddenly afraid I just stood there and stared blankly, as I am apt to do. Some time past, and I nearly wet myself, but then God spoke.
"I hear rumours of plans of people planning to leave my beautiful world... this is not good... must be stopped. There is no Alpha Centauri , people planning on leaving this world are heretics."
I then knelled in reverence of the Lord. "What other messages do you have?" I asked.
"The world must stop this hatred and devisiveness. A national day of renewal is needed. A day of repentance and prayer," he responded.
"What of the Azande? and what of the Razlamic terrorists?" I asked.
The sky darkened just a bit and the Lord our God responded, "The False followers of Razlam are going to get their just desserts .. A purge is in place... The book of Razlam has been misquoted."
Just as the Lord told me, a purge has taken place. The government of Egypt has routed their terrorists. The world of God is truth.
He continued, "The Great Raz, as the desert people often call me, is a loving god, he cares for all his children , black, white, red and yellow."
We talked some more, he said he liked my boots, and advised me to lighten up on my daughters. We discussed further the question of heathens attempting to leave the planet. As he was about to leave, I asked him for a sign of his wisdom and guidance.
He told me, "Watch for next posts at poly."
I am now asking geographers and theologans to please help me decipher this message from God. Where is poly? And what does he mean by 'posts'? The future of the planet may now depend on this. Don't misunderestimate the importance of this statement.
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