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Guynemer
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Another complete, comprehensive, and unabridged list, brought to you by Guynemer:
1. Christmas shopping on December 24
2. Sexual intercourse with Ann Coulter
This has been another complete, comprehensive, and unabridged list, brought to you by Guynemer.
This after getting back to Detroit-Wayne County Metro Airport at 12:30AM, following a soul-crushing five days spent in Phoenix for my fiancee's grandmother's funeral.
I'm back, and I'm pissed. Who wants to fight?
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Bereta_Eder
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3. **** Cheney
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Guynemer
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Until the teeth in her vagina bit your willy off.
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Guynemer
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I wonder if "Vagina Dentata" is available as a handle.
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Bereta_Eder
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all i know is she has an adam's apple
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mrmitchell
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quote:
Who is Ann Coulter? |
One of the most inflammatory and ultra-partisan ******* media figures that America is forced to suffer through.
more things more painful than dec24 xmas shopping:
1. Getting that $30 DVD player at Wal-Mart after thanksgiving 
2. Running a recent shooter game on my computer
3. (Thanks Drosedars  ) Purchasing PtW only to find out C3C had already been released and included PtW
4. Being crushed very slowly under a 20,000 pound weight that is controlled by a mechanism that times the painful death over a twenty-four hour period
5. The unfortunate guy in this joke:
A man was traveling and needed a place to rest for the night, so he stopped at an old Chinese man's house. The Chinese man was very kind and offered him a dinner and a bed. But there was one catch--the Chinese man had a very beautiful daughter. If, he said, the traveler slept with the daughter, he would go through the three most greuling tortures possible. That was easy enough, the traveler thought.
At the table during dinner, the traveler saw the daughter and DAMN was she HOT! He had to have her, screw the old man's punishments. Later that night, he and her had a night of unreprintable lovemaking. He quietly slipped back upstairs to his room later, and was sure the old man would never know.
That morning he woke up, having difficulty breathing. As he opened his eyes he saw a huge boulder on his chest, and propped up on it was a card that read "Torture Number One: Boulder on Chest." "I can deal with that", the man thought, and pushed the rock off him to the floor.
Figuring he'd might as well get rid of it, he threw the boulder out of the window. He noticed a card glued to its bottom as he did so, that read "Torture Number Two: Boulder tied to left nut." He starts feeling a slight tugging on his manhood as the rope starts to lose its slack, and, hurriedly figuring that a fall is better than his organ being injured, quickly jumps out the window with the rock.
An assortment of sticks and rocks is placed on the ground outside the window. He reads it in awful horror.
"Torture Number Three: Right nut tied to bedpost."
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