25-12-2003 04:01									#1
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I love everybody! Come get a hug!

	25-12-2003 04:06									#2
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You are pervert..

	25-12-2003 04:17									#4
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quote: Originally posted by Pekka You are pervert..

You're family! Family!

	25-12-2003 04:42									#5
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I LOV EYOU GUYS!

	25-12-2003 04:55									#6
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quote: Originally posted by Sava I LOV EYOU GUYS!

even republicans

	25-12-2003 05:02									#7
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only Laz could me make smile on this lonely and depressing night...

	25-12-2003 05:05									#8
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HUGGLEZ!

I TACKLESNUG YOU!

	25-12-2003 05:57									#10
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hmz merry christmas...and peace on earth...and stuff...

	25-12-2003 07:03									#11
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o..laz hug! cool!

	25-12-2003 07:06									#12
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quote: Originally posted by Sava I LOV EYOU GUYS!

EDIT: dammit, size tags don't work on smilies

	25-12-2003 07:07									#13
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I YIFF YOU

	25-12-2003 07:07									#14
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I'm here for my male semi-erotic hug... who was offering now?

	25-12-2003 07:11									#15
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You guys are just looking for man love..

	25-12-2003 07:12									#16
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Don't get jealous now.

	25-12-2003 07:13									#17
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No problem.. but remember, don't do anything without camera.. we can sell it.

	25-12-2003 07:14									#18
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That's just unsanitary!

	25-12-2003 07:16									#19
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No, it's good business, that's what it is. As long as you guys provide the action. Then I sell it and we split the profit.

And if you think you won't do it.. I have mr. Benjamin Franklin here with his buddies who says you will. And they never told a lie.

	25-12-2003 07:21									#20
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It's good business to do it with a camera in there? I always knew Finns were wierd, this is proof .

	25-12-2003 07:23									#21
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No, you were the one looking for man love first, giving semi erotic hugs.. I'm just the one with camera and distribution deals.

	25-12-2003 07:24									#22
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Can a camera even fit there?

I guess you would know, you keep telling me I should do it with a camera... does it hurt?

	25-12-2003 07:27									#23
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Hey man I don't know.. I'm going sleeping.

	25-12-2003 07:52									#24
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quote: Originally posted by Sprayber even republicans

no they can **** off and die

	25-12-2003 07:54									#25
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You're right...."sniff, sniff".......I've been such a Scrooge. From now on I'm going to take better care of my friends here at 'poly. I'm going to start by offering everyone a free physical exam:

Sit close to your computer. Good. Bring your face in close and open your eyes very wide. Great. Now turn your head and put your right ear to the screen, now your left ear please. OK. Now put your face to the screen and open wide. That's it.
Take off your shirt and undershirt. Put your back to the screen. With your mouth open wide take a deep breath in, hold it, then exhale. Turn to the right and do it again, in...and out. Now do the left side please. Now put the front of you chest to the screen and try to breath very quietly while I listen to your heart. You girls may have to lift your breasts out of the way. Very good. Now stand up a little and put your stomach to the screen. Hold it. Great.
The girls out there are going to want to have a female chaperone in the room for this part of the exam. Please drop your trousers and stand close. OK, very nice, everything seems to be in order in that department. Turn around now, bend over, press your "cheeks" to the screen and pull them away with your hands. Spending a little time in front of the computer are we? Do those 'roids act up very often?
OK, you can get dressed now. We're all done.


I would give anything to know that someone out there actually went through with that whole routine.

Merry Christmas you guys. Stop smoking. Drink less. Just say no to drugs. Get some exercise. Try to get eight hours of sleep/night. Eat healthily. Try to have wholesome obsessions this year. Avoid violent thoughts. Practice safe sex. Be good to the people who are good to you.

	25-12-2003 07:56									#26
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quote: Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui Can a camera even fit there? I guess you would know, you keep telling me I should do it with a camera... does it hurt?

Hehe, Hehe. Oh Senor. We have camers that fit everywhere. Hehe, He he.

	25-12-2003 07:57									#27
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Damn it... now I have the imprint of butt cheeks on my computer screen

	25-12-2003 08:09									#29
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Y'all ever notice that when (American, at least) guys hug, they pat each other on the back? It's like they're saying "Our manliness is not threatened because we're hugging and hitting!"

	25-12-2003 08:14									#30
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I think most guys do that everywhere.. sometimes you can do without hitting, if it's short hug. But what ever you do, DO NOT RUB YOUR HAND AGAINST THE BACK, like you might do when hugging a girl and perhaps comforting. That's when you get penalized.