Apolyton Archive  |  Preserved copy of the Apolyton Civilization Site and its forums as they stood in September 2005. Read-only; nothing here can be posted to or replied to.  |  Forum index |  About this archive |  The 1998–2001 UBB forums
Today on Apolyton WARDELL INTERVIEW PROMO A.C.S. HISTORY CHAPTER 4 GET CIV4 /w FREE PLUS! A.C.S. PHOTO GALLERY GET A.O.M. V1.1
Apolyton Civilization Forums
main| civ2| civ3| civ4| smac| ctp2| ron| moo3| galciv| galciv2| alt| about|
ApolytonPLUS | register | search | faq | new posts | pm (-/-) | upload | members
hall of fame new! | civgroups | civgroups news | interviews | the column | radio | chat | directory | news | store | PLUS
Apolyton Civilization Forums : Powered by vBulletin version 2.0.3 Apolyton Civilization Forums > Miscellaneous > Archive > Off-Topic-Archive > Beagle 2. Arse. £45 million damp squib?
Show a Printable Version | Email This Page to Someone! | Receive updates to this thread | Report this to Apolyton news!

bottom of page
  
Author
Thread   
Pages (2): [ 1   2   ]
< Last Thread     Next Thread > Post New Thread     Post A Reply
Lazarus and the Gimp is offline Lazarus and the Gimp
King
Whale-raping abomination
Aug 2000
time: 05:32
  Old Post 25-12-2003 17:22
Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
#1 Report this post to a moderator
Beagle 2. Arse. £45 million damp squib? Increase the size of your Attachments

http://edition.cnn.com/2003/TECH/sp...agle/index.html

Not good.

Drake Tungsten is offline Drake Tungsten
Prince
Knee deep in alien womyn...
Oct 2001
time: 14:32
  Old Post 25-12-2003 17:58
Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
#2 Report this post to a moderator
Full PM-box? Change here!

Let's hope the sweet strain of 'Far Out' comes through soon...

Snotty is offline Snotty
Prince

Dec 2002
time: 05:32
  Old Post 25-12-2003 18:12
Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
#3 Report this post to a moderator
Help yourself to an AD-FREE life

quote:
Professor Colin Pillinger told a press conference Thursday morning the lack of signal does not necessarily mean failure and offered five possible scenarios:

• The spacecraft landed in the wrong place

• The craft's transmitting antenna landed disoriented and cannot fully open

• There is a communications mis-match between NASA's orbiting Mars Global Surveyor and Beagle 2

• A failure during entry descent damaged the spacecraft


Whats the 5th? Aliens shot it down?

laurentius is offline laurentius
King
Helsinki, Finland
Jun 2001
time: 07:32
  Old Post 25-12-2003 18:23
Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
#4 Report this post to a moderator
Help yourself to an AD-FREE life

AFAIK its worth £35 million. And its supposed to shut itself down-or go to hibernation- for the first night to reload its batteries. So the next chance for it to start transmitting is about 2200 GMT tonight

Space05us is offline Space05us
King

Nov 2001
time: 17:32
  Old Post 25-12-2003 19:12
Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
#5 Report this post to a moderator
Support Apolyton buy from Amazon

I called this one the other day in a chat room. Some chick was getting all worked up because it was Europe's first mission to Mars. She quoted something as saying that it was built faster and cheaper than most other things of its kind, I told her the American way worked better; longer, harder, very expensive.

edit: I said that an "accident" would happen in order to draw attention to the Europena Space Program.

edit2: I have no idea where Im going with this post.(Im going back to bed)

Last edited by Space05us on 25-12-2003 at 19:17

General Ludd is offline General Ludd
Emperor
Minion of the Dominion
Aug 2001
time: 05:32
  Old Post 25-12-2003 19:14
Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
#6 Report this post to a moderator
Remove this text

quote:
Originally posted by Space05us
I told her the American way worked better; longer, harder, very expensive.


Indeed. NASA are the masters of ****ing up europe can't even be compared.

VetLegion is offline VetLegion
Prince

Sep 1999
time: 06:32
  Old Post 25-12-2003 20:42
Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
#7 Report this post to a moderator
Support Apolyton, buy Alpha Centauri

Hey, what about the Russkies, they send a probe with a camera and the camera shutter melts so they see a black screen. Took them a while to figure that one too

Tripledoc is offline Tripledoc
Chieftain

Jan 2003
time: 05:32
  Old Post 25-12-2003 21:14
Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
#8 Report this post to a moderator
Put an end to popups!

The positive news (spin) is that the "orbit insertion manoeuvre was a complete success." In fact Mars Express is now spinning around mars.

http://www.esa.int/export/esaCP/index.html

Eli is offline Eli
Emperor
Israel
Jul 2000
time: 07:32
  Old Post 25-12-2003 23:07
Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
#9 Report this post to a moderator
Put an end to popups!

Bummer.

Oerdin is offline Oerdin
King
of Internet Music.
Sep 2001
time: 21:32
  Old Post 25-12-2003 23:21
Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
#10 Report this post to a moderator
Support Apolyton, buy Civilization: The Boardgame

The US loses about half of it's Mars probes but everyone else seems to lose all of their Mars probes.

General Ludd is offline General Ludd
Emperor
Minion of the Dominion
Aug 2001
time: 05:32
  Old Post 25-12-2003 23:32
Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
#11 Report this post to a moderator
Suffering from ads?

quote:
Originally posted by Oerdin
The US loses about half of it's Mars probes but everyone else seems to lose all of their Mars probes.


How many astronauts does everyone else lose?

Gatekeeper is offline Gatekeeper
King
United States of America
Feb 2000
time: 23:32
  Old Post 25-12-2003 23:51 Visit Gatekeeper's homepage!
Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
#12 Report this post to a moderator
Support Apolyton buy from Amazon

That was a low blow, Osweld.

Eli is offline Eli
Emperor
Israel
Jul 2000
time: 07:32
  Old Post 25-12-2003 23:55
Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
#13 Report this post to a moderator
Lose 30 kilos (of popups)

quote:
How many astronauts does everyone else lose?


How many astronauts does everyone else launch?

MichaeltheGreat is offline MichaeltheGreat
Apolyton Grand Executioner
mooning the house that Ruth built.
Oct 1999
time: 21:32
  Old Post 25-12-2003 23:57
Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
#14 Report this post to a moderator
Put an end to popups!

quote:
Originally posted by Osweld


How many astronauts does everyone else lose?


How many astronauts do they fly?

Az is offline Az
King
MACEDONIA - It's the name of the sovereign country to the north of Greece
Apr 2000
time: 07:32
  Old Post 25-12-2003 23:58
Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
#15 Report this post to a moderator
Got spare money?

Yay! Osweld got pelted by the crowd!

General Ludd is offline General Ludd
Emperor
Minion of the Dominion
Aug 2001
time: 05:32
  Old Post 26-12-2003 00:18
Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
#16 Report this post to a moderator
Inflate your Upload Space

Az is offline Az
King
MACEDONIA - It's the name of the sovereign country to the north of Greece
Apr 2000
time: 07:32
  Old Post 26-12-2003 00:32
Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
#17 Report this post to a moderator
Support Apolyton, buy Civilization III: Complete

yourself.


On topic: Is it final yet? or will they try again to make contact?

such a shame.

Whaleboy is offline Whaleboy
Prince
Please make all cheques payable to Whaleboy
Jan 2003
time: 05:32
  Old Post 26-12-2003 00:49 Visit Whaleboy's homepage!
Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
#18 Report this post to a moderator
Increase Your PM Length

Pillinger deserves as big a failure as possible for two reasons. His hair, and his accent. Scientific progress takes a back seat to the essential task of deriding this terrorist animal.

Why is it that when hairy men try to probe parts distant, it invariably ends in a ****-up?

Last edited by Whaleboy on 26-12-2003 at 00:58

Tripledoc is offline Tripledoc
Chieftain

Jan 2003
time: 05:32
  Old Post 26-12-2003 01:20
Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
#19 Report this post to a moderator
Support Apolyton or Terrorists Win

quote:
Originally posted by Azazel
On topic: Is it final yet? or will they try again to make contact?


I think contact will be tried again when the Mothership passes over the landing spot at 22.30 GMT, which is not so long from now.

Hueij is offline Hueij
Emperor
Kokonino Kounty
May 1999
time: 06:32
  Old Post 26-12-2003 03:43
Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
#20 Report this post to a moderator
Inflate your Upload Space

On the bright side: next months we will laugh at the Americans when their two probes fail

Az is offline Az
King
MACEDONIA - It's the name of the sovereign country to the north of Greece
Apr 2000
time: 07:32
  Old Post 26-12-2003 03:47
Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
#21 Report this post to a moderator
Remove this text

"mothership". this sounds so cool.

Tripledoc is offline Tripledoc
Chieftain

Jan 2003
time: 05:32
  Old Post 26-12-2003 05:35
Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
#22 Report this post to a moderator
Support Apolyton

The beagle 2 website now reports:

"A search for a Beagle 2 radio signal was carried out this evening without success."

So that's it I guess.

Drake Tungsten is offline Drake Tungsten
Prince
Knee deep in alien womyn...
Oct 2001
time: 14:32
  Old Post 26-12-2003 06:15
Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
#23 Report this post to a moderator
Increase Your PM Length

Alex James must be really pissed off right now.

Ned is offline Ned
Prince
of Aptos, CA
Oct 1999
time: 21:32
  Old Post 26-12-2003 06:20
Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
#24 Report this post to a moderator
Put an end to popups!

Everything project has three fundamentals: time, cost and quality. Each is a slice of pie. Increase one, the others shrink.

When NASA went to faster, cheaper under Clinton, quality suffered tremendously.

I am surprised to hear that the Europeans (and probably the Japanese) still adhere to faster, cheaper at the expense of quality. This is a proven formula for disaster in space.

Skanky Burns is offline Skanky Burns
Deity
Skanky Bastard Quartermaster
Aug 2001
time: 14:32
  Old Post 26-12-2003 06:20
Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
#25 Report this post to a moderator
Support Apolyton, buy Call to Power 2

I wonder what went wrong with it.

Tripledoc is offline Tripledoc
Chieftain

Jan 2003
time: 05:32
  Old Post 26-12-2003 06:33
Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
#26 Report this post to a moderator
Help yourself to an AD-FREE life

Whoops. Got it wrong actually. It was the Odysseus Nasa satellite, launched back in 2001, that tried to contact the Beagle 2. The Mars Express, the actual mothership, has not yet settled into a true orbit yet, but is merely spinning into true orbit. So the chance is perhaps still that contact will be made.

Ned is offline Ned
Prince
of Aptos, CA
Oct 1999
time: 21:32
  Old Post 26-12-2003 12:07
Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
#27 Report this post to a moderator
R Increase the size of your Attachments

dp

Last edited by Ned on 26-12-2003 at 12:17

Dis is offline Dis
Emperor
Las Vegas, Nevada
Feb 2000
time: 21:32
  Old Post 26-12-2003 12:07 Visit Dis's homepage!
Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
#28 Report this post to a moderator
Support Apolyton, buy Civilization 2

I really had good hopes for this one. I was going to post a thread as we (we includes the Brits and other countries in this case ), there are some more probes on the way

Tripledoc is offline Tripledoc
Chieftain

Jan 2003
time: 05:32
  Old Post 27-12-2003 07:26
Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
#29 Report this post to a moderator
Support Apolyton, buy Galactic Civilizations: Deluxe Edition

Only NASA spacecraft have so far been able to fail to make contact,which means a questions as to that contact was unsuccesful?

Therefore, when the Mars Express is placed into true orbit, true contact will be made according to a calculation that is too difficult to explain. However, when the Mars Express has settled onto true orbit, true commmunication will perhaps take place.
This is because, in fact, the Mars Express is the only satellite capable of making contact to Beagle 2. In fact several experiments have been taking place involving radio contact between Beagle 2 and the Mothership: Mars Express. No forms of commmunication have ever been simulated between other space-born or sattelite objects.

Well, .....

Whoha is offline Whoha
King
The TOC is supposed to be classified guys...
Dec 2001
time: 23:32
  Old Post 27-12-2003 09:04
Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
#30 Report this post to a moderator
Support Apolyton, buy Civilization: The Boardgame

Our CIA station chief on mars will certainly reap the rewards for knocking out Europes and Japans probe.

 
Pages (2): [ 1   2   ]
< Last Thread     Next Thread > Post New Thread     Post A Reply
All times are GMT. The time now is 05:32.
Apolyton Time is 00:32.
    top of page
Rate This Thread:
archivepost
Forum Jump:
Forum Rules:
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is ON
vB code is ON
Smilies are ON
[IMG] code is ON
 




Contact Us - Apolyton Civilization Site - Support Us!

Building a better Apolyton through better information. Click here and take our poll!
Non-US visitors, click here!

Powered by: vBulletin Version 2.0.3
Copyright ©2000, 2001, Jelsoft Enterprises Limited.

Page generated in 0.0577 seconds (91.53% PHP - 8.47% MySQL) with 31 queries
Page Loading Time:

Support Apolyton: Amazon USA | Amazon UK | Amazon DE | Amazon FR |
Support Apolyton and get FREE PLUS, Buy from Chips&Bits: Galactic Civilizations | Galactic Civilizations: Deluxe Edition | Call to Power 2 | Civilization: The Boardgame | GURPS/ Alpha Centauri | Alpha Centauri | Civilization IV | Civilization III: Complete |


Front Page | Civilization IV | Civilization III | Civilization II | Call to Power II | Alpha Centauri | Master of Orion III
Rise of Nations | Galactic Civilizations | Galactic Civilizations II | Misc
Alt.Civs | Civ I | C:CtP I | About | News | Directory | Apolyton Store | Forums | Chat | Columns | Interviews | Newsletter
Scenario League | CSC | Clash of Civs | Spanish Site | CtP Maps | Cradle of Civ | WesW's Ctp1/2 Site | Civ3 Haven

apolyton.net | apolyton.com | civilization2.net | civilization3.net | civilization4.net | civilizationiv.info | calltopower.net | galciv.net | galciv2.net | moo3.net