25-12-2003 20:34									#1
	Laura Bush, Fox News, Freerepublic.com - all combined into a gigantic pile of WTF Support Apolyton buy from Amazon

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1044957/posts

quote: Brian: "No. But the First Lady did. You know what. I'm going to say this. Laura Bush is the most attractive first lady we have ever had in the history of all first ladies. She even beats out Martha Washington." Mike: "I agree. She is freaking hot." Brian: "She's lost a lot of weight. If this First Lady thing doesn't work out I am sure she could be a model somewhere."

Then the Freerepublic.com denizens post a series of pictures where Laura, er, doesn't quite reach the Cindy Crawford levels of attractiveness. I mean, what the hell? Bush sycophancy seems to be reaching its terminal stage...

	25-12-2003 20:39									#2
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I'd do her...

	25-12-2003 20:40									#3
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I don't know about you, but this pic scared the **** out of me.

	25-12-2003 20:45									#4
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I hold Mrs. Bush in the highest regards, but she is not THAT attractive.

Certainly a great First Lady though.

	25-12-2003 20:46									#5
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quote: Originally posted by Azazel I don't know about you, but this pic scared the **** out of me.

Laura: (In the voice of Gollum/Igor) Mmmmm, yes, and this dress I keep in the front veranda so that the tour groups can see how beautiful it is... My precious...

Anyways, all I can say is: Cooking apron, tray of cookies fresh out of the oven in her hands, and nothing else baby. Wooh!

	25-12-2003 20:51									#6
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quote: Originally posted by Harry Tuttle Anyways, all I can say is: Cooking apron, tray of cookies fresh out of the oven in her hands, and nothing else baby. Wooh!

Sounds like an oedipus complex. Do all republicans feel this way?

	25-12-2003 21:04									#7
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Good title, Sava - your best one yet!

	25-12-2003 21:07									#8
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Erm..

	25-12-2003 21:11									#9
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What

	25-12-2003 21:16									#10
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quote: Originally posted by Osweld Sounds like an oedipus complex. Do all republicans feel this way?

Uh, no...

Older woman complex maybe...

	25-12-2003 21:18									#11
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@ this thread

	25-12-2003 21:22									#12
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How does Fox fit into this again? It's the Bush daughters that are hot. Not the mother! Damn you Stefu!

	25-12-2003 21:25									#13
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I saw a subject title about Fox, LB, and Freerepublic and immediately thought "Sava." The originality alone should've clued me in (not to mention the name "Stefu" ), but hell - it's Christmas and I'm in the spirit of giving - even to the point of giving undeserved credit.

	25-12-2003 21:26									#14
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Stefu should be offended.

	25-12-2003 21:27									#15
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Hell, even I'm offended.

	25-12-2003 21:32									#16
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I certainly am offended.

I must now call you Fez at every available opportunity.

	25-12-2003 21:43									#17
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See if I'll ever do your homework again!

	25-12-2003 23:24									#19
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I'd sooner turn gay than screw a Republican, and I'd sooner amputate my penis and throw it in a furnace than go anywhere near Ann Coulter.

Anyway, some people think that Hillary was hot, but they obviously don't know the truth - that she's really a man. I know, I've seen naked pictures on the internet, so it must be ture.

	25-12-2003 23:27									#20
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quote: Originally posted by Agathon I'd sooner turn gay than screw a Republican,

You do realize that a hell of a lot of Republican women have so much pent up rage that they are animals in bed. Besides, you just dropped your dating population from 51% of the population to 26%!

And yes, Ann Coulter and Hillary are bull dykes. They gotta be.

	25-12-2003 23:30									#21
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quote: Originally posted by Harry Tuttle You do realize that a hell of a lot of Republican women have so much pent up rage that they are animals in bed. Besides, you just dropped your dating population from 51% of the population to 26%!

They are animals, dogs to be precise. Give me hippychicks every day, at least they don't think fellatio is a sin.

quote: And yes, Ann Coulter and Hillary are bull dykes. They gotta be.

There's something wrong with both of them.

	25-12-2003 23:33									#22
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quote: Originally posted by Agathon They are animals, dogs to be precise. Give me hippychicks every day, at least they don't think fellatio is a sin.

I will admit there are a lot of hogs that like to do the whole grass roots thing. Hippy chicks? I dunno, in my history they're usually to stoned to function in bed.

	26-12-2003 01:20									#23
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quote: I'd sooner turn gay than screw a Republican

And I thought some others on this site were partisan . I bet even Sava would date a Republican woman. Politics deciding bed mates... what has this world come to .

	26-12-2003 01:38									#24
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Not that this thread started on any kind of high ground... but still... it dropped even lower fast enough.

Next time this happens to a thread... I'm just going to start restricting people. You all know who you are...