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self biased is offline self biased
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the exceptionally obscure monty python quote game. Tired of ads?

the rules are simple: pick an obscure line from a monty python skit, and guess the one before. now to start: ahem.

"he's right you know."

have at you.
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Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

"I told him we've already got one."
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Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"you americans are all the same/alike" sorry for mangling the last part of it.
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Life of Brian?

"Its only a flesh wound..."
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thats not obscure at all. try again.
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quote:
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thats not obscure at all. try again.


None of them are obscure to me. How about this:

"a fine wine which really opens up the sluices at both ends."
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Mar 2001
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"the"
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quote:
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"the"


That occurred to me too but you need to guess the origin of the quote before first.

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"the man"
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oh oops.. i get it...

**** I don't ****ing know

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"a fine wine which really opens up the sluices at both ends."


Its "Chateau Chunder" in "A Guide to Australian Table Wines".


I think I'll just sit back and watch for a while.

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so do I get to post a quote now since you answerd it for me?
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"He's not the Messiah - he's a very naughty boy."
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Life of Brian again?

(we must be the only two up this late...)
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y'all are wrong. here's a hint: "there's no place for sentiment in big business."
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The meaning of life

btw, I don't know any show titles so this won't last long...

(Adolf Hitler)"My dog has no nose".

(German throngs)"How does he smell?"

(Adolf)"Awful!"
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*sigh* do y'all want the answer?
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it's from the last part of the camelspotting sketch, when they're in the boardroom. there's a signe that says "there's no place for sentiment in big business," and one of the blokes quotes it, and turns the sign over. it says: "he's right, you know." a little later on someone says "oh, you're no fun anymore," and the camelspotter comes and kicks some ass.
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"you americans are all the same/alike"

That's The Meaning of Life, the sketch where (Mr.) Death crashes a dinner party and explains that they're all dead. The reason: "the salmon mouse" (said in a threatening reaper tone).

"spank me"
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Holy Grail Again

You were lucky to have a lake! There were a hundred and fifty of us, living in a shoebox in the middle of the road!
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Life of Brian?

"Its only a flesh wound..."


nope, but If I can find the movie I'll see if thats the quote exactly, im pretty sure it is..
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quote:
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That's The Meaning of Life, the sketch where (Mr.) Death crashes a dinner party and explains that they're all dead. The reason: "the salmon mouse" (said in a threatening reaper tone).

"spank me"


yea, thats it.
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and easy one:

"oh drat, the cat's gotten it."
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quote:
You were lucky to have a lake! There were a hundred and fifty of us, living in a shoebox in the middle of the road!


Four Yorkshiremen.

"We invite you to picture it in your mind now, and if you do, we promise not to sue for violation of copyright."
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quote:
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and easy one:

"oh drat, the cat's gotten it."

cheese shop

quote:
You were lucky to have a lake! There were a hundred and fifty of us, living in a shoebox in the middle of the road!

isn't it the bit with the lake in the basemen of some town?


Guess this:

"I will not buy this record.... it is scratched!"


I won't be home for a week, so if you guess, check this spoiler:
spoiler(highlight to read):
hungarian phrasebook
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"oh drat, the cat's gotten it."
that's the Cheese Shop one

"We invite you to picture it in your mind now, and if you do, we promise not to sue for violation of copyright."
don't know that one
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