31-12-2003 21:45									#31
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Hey, adults can stand to learn how to pleasure themselves too.

	31-12-2003 21:54									#32
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Happy New Year, John Mill!




from 1/1/2004

	31-12-2003 21:54									#33
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well there's something for everyone then

	31-12-2003 21:55									#34
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I turned on the thermostat, but nothing happened

I think that the pilot light is out

Jon Miller

	31-12-2003 22:09									#35
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quote: Do you think he needs to be told to hold the tissues in place while doing the deed?

Yes.

	31-12-2003 22:11									#36
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He could be instructed to use a 'happy sock' instead...

	31-12-2003 22:17									#37
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Ignoring the tremendous potential for misinterpretation of that title , I'd recommend insulating the four main areas of body heat loss - hands , feet , head(ears , specially) , and the privates(if you're male) . Also , drink hot tea/coffee/soup (pref. soup) and cover yourself with balnkets .

If possible , steam up the bathroom by running the shower for some time with really hot water , and keep the door closed . Try to ensure the steam does not escape fast . This should let you do whatever you want in there without having to wear anything bulky (or , for that matter , anything at all ) .

Hope this helps .

	31-12-2003 22:31									#38
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quote: Originally posted by Jon Miller I turned on the thermostat, but nothing happened I think that the pilot light is out Jon Miller

Look for a restart button near the pilot light, and press it.

If there is a strong smell of gas, don't press it unless you're bored with your skin.

If there is no smell of gas, no restart button and no sign of an active pilot light then congratulations! It's an electric boiler.

	31-12-2003 22:33									#39
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there is a thing that says pilot light

when I turn it there is a smell of gas

I am currently looking for a lighter

when I find it, should I try using it arround the thing I can turn?? (I turned it back to the not gas smelling position)

Jon Miller

	31-12-2003 22:36									#40
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Shall I make Jon explode for a laugh?

	31-12-2003 22:42									#41
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NO!!!

Jon Miller

	31-12-2003 22:42									#42
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Did you try that masturbating thing yet?

	31-12-2003 22:43									#43
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Incidentally, a quick visit to another forum reveals that Jon has recently been attempting to keep warm by reading the threads by the resident 15-year old lesbian.

	31-12-2003 22:44									#44
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well, those were the ones being posted to

Jon Miller

	31-12-2003 22:47									#45
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will I blow up if I turn the gas thing and light it?

happy new years Mou

Jon Miller

	31-12-2003 22:50									#46
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Depends how much gas is out there. If there's not much, I'd probably risk it.

	31-12-2003 23:00									#47
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Try airing out the room 1st.

Colder is better than deader.

	01-01-2004 00:33									#48
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ok, I have tried lighting it a few times

but my thumb always burns before the light starts

Jon Miller

	01-01-2004 00:41									#49
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I borrowed a space heater from a friend

so at least I won't freeze

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	01-01-2004 00:44									#50
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my thumb is nice and brown

and hurts

jon Miller

	01-01-2004 00:51									#51
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Stick it someplace cold.

	01-01-2004 01:02									#52
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quote: Originally posted by The Mad Monk Stick it someplace cold.

	01-01-2004 01:03									#53
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What are you using to try and light the pilot?

	01-01-2004 01:04									#54
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a lighter

Jon Miller

	01-01-2004 01:10									#55
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quote: Originally posted by MRT144 jon why did you keep ****ing up your name at the bottom?

He must always be cold when posting on Apolyton!

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	01-01-2004 01:26									#56
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quote: Originally posted by Jon Miller my thumb is nice and brown and hurts jon Miller

eew

	01-01-2004 01:34									#57
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quote: Originally posted by Jon Miller a lighter Jon Miller

Find a stick or a rolled up piece of newspaper.

	01-01-2004 01:36									#58
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hmm, good idea

I might just waituntil one of my housemates gets here sunday

Jon Miller

	01-01-2004 01:37									#59
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it depends on how well the space heater works

Jon Miller

	01-01-2004 02:00									#60
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Call the electric company they'll come out and light it for free, but probably not today, or tomorrow...