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One day, Dr. Frankenstein says to Igor, "I need two fresh bodies for my next experiment. Go down the mountain to the cemetary and dig up two fresh bodies!"
So Igor grabs a shovel and a sack and starts shambling down the mountainside. Eventually, he reaches the cemetary at the bottom, and as he's scouting around for fresh graves, he hears a tremendous CRASH!
He turns around and sees a fiery car wreck; apparently, some poor soul had crashed his car right into the mountain. As he walks to the wreck, he sees the silhouette of two people inside. "What a stroke of luck," he says to himself.
He sees the body of a man in the driver's seat; he searches his pockets, and takes out his wallet, which identifies the man as John Hill. He pockets Mr. Hill's money and throws him in his sack. A woman is in the passenger seat; her identification reads "Marcy Hill." Igor pockets her money and throws her in the sack. He starts dragging the bodies back up the mountain.
When he reaches the lab, Igor says, "I have two fresh bodies, Dr. Frankenstein!"
"Excellent! Put them on the slab!" So Igor throws them on the slab. "Now throw the lever!" So Igor throws the lever, and lightning crackles around the room. "Now put on the music!" So Igor puts on the music, and the bodies start to move.
Igor exclaims, "Dr. Frankenstein! The Hills are alive with the sound of music!"
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Just what I was shooting for.
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Originally posted by Shogun Gunner
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Bah. That's nothing.
C'mon, folks, Laz has got the spirit. This is Apolyton Bad Joke Theatre. Everyone is supposed to participate.
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Jesus walks into a hotel, slaps four big spikes down on the counter, and says "Can you put me up for the night?"
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I owe..I owe..it's off to work I go
Jul 2000
time: 00:33
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An American Lad crossed the border into the Great White North (Canada for those unfamiliar wih this term).
He got a job at a local grocery store and was approached by a slightly dim-witted frenchman (I know, i know, what other kind is there!)
The Patron stated that he wanted to purchase HALF an Apple. The young lad, stated he couldnt sell this man half an apple. The patron became indignant and demanded to see the manager.
The young man went back to the managers office knocked on the door and upon entering the office, chuckled, told the manager, "This frickin stupid @R$E Canadian wants to buy HALF AN APPLE!!! I mean, can you believe this guy Sir? What a dumb@$$, I mean, I shouldnt call him a dumb@$$...PAUSING..COMPOSING HIMSELF HE STATED, FOR EVERYONE KNOWS, ONLY TWO KINDA PEOPLE COME OUT OF CANADA!!..
WHORES
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HOCKEY PLAYERS
The lad looked at his Manager whom was really ticked off, turning beat red...spouted whilst slamming his fist on his desk..
Stating
MY WIFE IS CANADIAN!!!
The lad, not missing a beat..asked
WHAT TEAM DOES SHE PLAY FOR SIR?
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