02-01-2004 21:04									#32
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Well, we used to have union with Sweden a while ago, but they were fanatical protestants and banned catholics out of Sweden, and eventually banned out catholic king. Later on, they invaded us, and then they did it again, and then they did it again, and then they did it even again and as our gentry had enough of our (Swedish) king, they welcomed them nicely at the start. then they started behaving, destroyed all economy, murdered a third of Polish population, stole all that they could etc. Some years later they did that again.
My city used to be besieged by the Swedes during the 30-years war. Eventually Virgin Mary appeared on the sky and drove the heretics away. Since that time, annual pilgrimages to the Bright Mountain monastery, where the holiest of Polish icons is placed, are held. Swedes besieged the monastery some time later, but it defended itself, also thanks to Virgin Mary. The general that besieged it was named Mueller, just like our current prime minister (Miller). Swedish invasion brought independance to Prussia, up till that time Polish vassal, also
As Swedes were proestants, and gentry had some dirty conscience, as it all supported Swedes at the start, they blamed protestant and the the golden age of tolerance ended.
it took Poland 100 years to lick its wounds after this invasion. And before it happened, Swedes invaded us again, not declaring war, which made Russians occupy us and eventually led to the end of Poland.A mention of the fight against Sweden is in our national anthem.
Swedes are evil.

	02-01-2004 21:06									#33
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quote: Originally posted by Theben You forgot about Celene Dion.

	02-01-2004 21:14									#34
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quote: Swedes are evil.

Finns are worse .

	02-01-2004 21:25									#35
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Yeah, Russian influence.

	02-01-2004 21:27									#36
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I'll bet my entire christmas bonus the Finns were behind both Swedish invasions.

	02-01-2004 21:31									#37
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Come on you bunch of girls, get this thread back on topic.

	02-01-2004 21:34									#38
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Stewie telling us to stop threadjacking.

The irony is too painful to bear.

	02-01-2004 21:41									#39
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quote: Originally posted by Theben I'll bet my entire christmas bonus the Finns were behind both Swedish invasions.

In fact, father of our Swedish king was the grand prince of Finland.

Seriously, Finland was the only place who opposed dethronisation of our king.

And Swedes ARE evil. You see, our catholic king was borned in prison, where his protestant uncle threw his family. It is a touching story, as his mother was suggested to come back to Poland, but decided to stay in prison with her husband. Anyway, I watched a Swedish film about that. But do You know what? In this version, it was catholic Sigismund to do what in reality protestant Eric did. Not very nice.

	02-01-2004 21:48									#40
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quote: Originally posted by Heresson You see, our catholic king was borned in prison, where his protestant uncle threw his family. It is a touching story, as his mother was suggested to come back to Poland, but decided to stay in prison with her husband.

For some reason, after reading this I'm thinking that your history could be turned into a good ol' country song. Change the catholic king into 'Bubba' and Poland to Arkansas. Yeeee-HAW!!

	02-01-2004 21:49									#41
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quote: Originally posted by Agathon Why do women put up with this sort of stuff?

You question assume that the women he dates are substantially different from him and have much different motivations and objective that he does. Perhaps he just just taltented at finding the reciprocal pigs he actually are "gagging for it". There are all king of women just as there are all kinds of men.

	02-01-2004 21:53									#42
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Maybe he's got a huge Cheney.

	02-01-2004 23:22									#43
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Not the worst, but the best.

	03-01-2004 00:36									#44
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worse misogynists and in general rotten characters are taxi drivers. they pick fights with women just because they think they can get away with it. fully in favor of their public castration.

	03-01-2004 00:59									#45
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What's wrong with this guy? He's understood what is the pleonasm of the woman-object.

	03-01-2004 01:03									#46
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Women are my property. God created MAN and then there was this byproduct we now call the woman. They are weak and stupid. They can't drive cars or make up their minds. Ugly woman is especially useless, sexy women are ok because they are good to have in bedroom, but ugly women, no use what so ever. Except MAYBE if they are good cooks and cleaners.

	03-01-2004 01:04									#47
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Sultan Pekka

	03-01-2004 04:42									#48
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quote: Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui quote: Swedes are evil. Finns are worse .

Actually, Finland was only a region in Sweden back then. But the Finns were, naturally, the cannon fodder of our army.

On topic: I heard of a guy who broke up with his girlfriend by putting Tiger Balm on his mid-finger before petting her genitals.

	03-01-2004 04:51									#49
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quote: Originally posted by Chemical Ollie On topic: I heard of a guy who broke up with his girlfriend by putting Tiger Balm on his mid-finger before petting her genitals.

	03-01-2004 04:54									#50
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Chemical Ollie, True.. we were kicking ass internationally then... too bad we now have to stay inside our borders. We loves the blood!

	03-01-2004 05:12									#51
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****ing threadjackers!

Does anyone know any woman haters, or is Park Avenue the only one?

	03-01-2004 05:15									#52
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quote: Originally posted by Pekka Chemical Ollie, True.. we were kicking ass internationally then... too bad we now have to stay inside our borders. We loves the blood!

Well depending on who you're speaking to, the Swedes were either heroes or hideous satanic villains during the TYW.

In any case, respect is due! Any nation of less that 1 million people that can completely depopulate Germany in such a vicious fashion deserves something

	03-01-2004 05:16									#53
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We don't hate women, if they know their place, making food and never speak when they are not allowed to, which is always.

	03-01-2004 05:40									#54
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quote: Originally posted by Agathon ****ing threadjackers! Does anyone know any woman haters, or is Park Avenue the only one?

If self-knowing counts, then...

	03-01-2004 05:43									#55
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Some women like Azzholes. I have a friend that has been married to two of them and she admits she ends up with them because she is attracted to certain parts of their behavior. Of course I benifit from this too in that when I treat them nice for a while I get special access and consideration. It may not be for long but long enough.

Of course that was the old me.

	03-01-2004 05:44									#56
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Sprayber, you realize you mentioned 'special access' and 'azzholes' in the same post?

Just an observation.

	03-01-2004 05:44									#57
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quote: Originally posted by Pekka We don't hate women, if they know their place, making food and never speak when they are not allowed to, which is always.

All they need to know is how to cook, what kind of beer I like, and how long to stay down.

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quote: Originally posted by Pekka Sprayber, you realize you mentioned 'special access' and 'azzholes' in the same post? Just an observation.

Some of them like it that way

	03-01-2004 05:45									#59
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You took the words right of my mouth!

The weaker sex always submits.

	03-01-2004 05:48									#60
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Oh, so what Sprayber is saying is that he should win the prize that the title of the thread suggest?