03-01-2004 11:20									#1
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When I was 18 or 19, I had to pee really bad, I mean REALLY bad, and I was at home, and I ran to the bathroom and the phone rang, and somehow I got uncoordinated by that whole situation and hit my toe to chair. It hurt real bad and I dropped like a fly and forgot to hold. So there I was on the ground in extreme pain, wet pants and phone ringing.

What are your stories?

	03-01-2004 11:37									#3
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I had to pee once real bad and I couldnt find a bathroom anywhere. (it was one of those really quiet town with no stores open late at night) so idecided to piss on this car and the windshield started to go down.

I ran, but couldnt stop the piss in time. I had zip my pants anyway.

	03-01-2004 11:38									#4
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One time, I was in the same hangup--had to pee, but the phone rang! But I didn't fall and piss my pants. It was much worse than that. See, a jumbo jet crashed in my backyard, so I ran out to see and help any survivors, and everyone survived, you see. It was full of all these hot porn stars! They all asked if they could stay until they got a ride, and I of course said yes, and I forgot completely about my need. I was able to hold it.

So, I was helping them around, when all of a sudden a van crashes into my bathroom wall! It runs over the toilet and my shitcan is totaled, man. Now I'm reminded and I gotta go REALLY badly. Luckily the van is full of plumbers, so right when they're about to have it fixed, I start to walk back inside (**** the empty hole where the wall is, I've been holding it for hours now) but Drew Carey jumps through the hole in the wall and beats me up! All these camera crews run out from behind the wall too, and I must be on some kind of sick TV show, but all I'm cared about is pissing. I manage to fend off Mr. Carey long enough to get unzipped, and I end up taking a leak in front of 10 million television viewers.

But it's all okay because afterward the porn stars offered me a part in their next movie. So I guess it's a good ending. I got to pee on TV, and I got a part in a pr0n movie--I guess the day turned out even.

	03-01-2004 12:01									#5
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oookkkaayyy. Doesn't that belong in the corrupt wish thread?

	03-01-2004 12:01									#6
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quote: Originally posted by Pekka Post your stories! When I was 18 or 19, I had to pee really bad, I mean REALLY bad, and I was at home, and I ran to the bathroom and the phone rang, and somehow I got uncoordinated by that whole situation and hit my toe to chair. It hurt real bad and I dropped like a fly and forgot to hold. So there I was on the ground in extreme pain, wet pants and phone ringing. What are your stories?

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	03-01-2004 13:26									#7
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Weak

NYE 2004; I pissed myself in a cab ride home next to a coked up prostitute and just sat their laughing. The driver didn't kick me out and the girl still wants to see me

What the **** is wrong with this world?

	03-01-2004 13:28									#8
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my bladder is STEEL

	03-01-2004 13:32									#9
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in 5th grade we were in class

and I raised my hand saying that I really had to go

and the teacher said I could wait until recess (like 20 minutes away)

well, I couldn't

I have a freind who has a lot better stories

Jon Miller

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	03-01-2004 14:07									#12
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I was walking home totally ****-faced and stoned to boot. I needed a leak so I whipped down an alley and let it fly. Turns out I was pissing against the window of someone's basement apartment. I still don't understand how I managed the feat of stopping and getting away without covering myself in piss.

	03-01-2004 14:56									#13
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Good stories!

Zylka must be a true player......... even superhero like me couldn't expect to get the woman still want me if I peed my pants in the cab. Maximum respect!

	03-01-2004 15:01									#14
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One time I had to pee, but the line to the men's room was reel long, so I went out back to the alley and pissed on the wall. At the same time I puked my guts out. Then I went back inside and drank more b33rz.

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Theben, yeah you're a badass ok.. I like it.

	03-01-2004 15:49									#16
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This is a funny thing I've seen happen several times. It proves that a lot of men think with their dicks.

At the old student pub at my old uni (the one with the tree in the garden that I spent a drunken night propped up in, but that's another story) the ladies lavs were not really big enough to deal with the number of female bladders. So a lot of the girls would come into the blokes' and queue up for the couple of sit-downs.

While they were queueing they would inevitably strike up conversations with urinating men. Some women would ask to see "it" and the more adventurous would badger the men to allow them to hold "it" while he took a piss.

Some stupid c***s actually allowed them to. Of course as soon as the guy started pissing, the woman would quickly shove it back inside his trousers and then run outside to stand on a table and tell everyone that some bloke had pissed his pants.

I've seen bloke after bloke fall for this trick.


At the same pub, inebriated couples would also attempt coitus in the cubicles in the men's. This would really piss off a lot of people who wanted to take a leak, and the call would go out. After the couple had been allowed to build up a head of steam, a few jugs of cold beer would be passed in and dumped over the top of the cubicle to spoil the lovers' fun.

Again, people kept falling for this, although one guy yelled out that they could pour as much as they liked, he wasn't stopping.

	03-01-2004 15:54									#17
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Nasty trick! But makes me wonder if the chicks thought they 'won'.

It's like me going to the ladies side 'can I hold your bag while you pee?' And then quickly punch her into the stomach and run away and tell everyone she's pregnant to his step dad?

	03-01-2004 15:55									#18
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One morning after a party I woke up outside in a wheelbarrow.

Another morning I drove past a friend who had fallen asleep on the grass verge by the road.

The same guy once walked home after a drunken night at the pub and flopped onto his couch. He woke up wondering why he had suddenty acquired a new television and a rubber plant. Then he realized that he had "gone home" to a flat he had lived in three years previously.

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You know what I'd do if some chick did the pissing trick to me? I'd drink some more, and when I needed to pee again, I'd just walk next to the prankster and peed on her right there and watch her cry and then I'd laugh and laugh and laugh until the bouncer would kick my ass. And then I'd laugh some more!

	03-01-2004 16:02									#20
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quote: Originally posted by Pekka You know what I'd do if some chick did the pissing trick to me? I'd drink some more, and when I needed to pee again, I'd just walk next to the prankster and peed on her right there and watch her cry and then I'd laugh and laugh and laugh until the bouncer would kick my ass. And then I'd laugh some more!

Um, if you did that at this pub, you would have the **** kicked out of you by half a dozen big-ass Maori bouncers. You wouldn't be able to laugh, although you might be able to splutter a bit through the straw with which you were being fed.

	03-01-2004 16:03									#21
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Well maybe I'd wait until she's outside and then peed on her.

No wait I have a better one.. I'd stalk her for few weeks.. give scary anonymous calls and letters.. Teach her to never do that again!

	03-01-2004 16:06									#22
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quote: Originally posted by Pekka Well maybe I'd wait until she's outside and then peed on her.

Remind me never to go to the pub with you. It sounds like a recipe for a guaranteed hiding. Do you think that bystanders would stand back and laugh while you casually pissed on a woman?

WTF is wrong with you? Where I come from you can't just go around urinating on people.

	03-01-2004 16:08									#23
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By standers? Where is this pub, in the woods of the knights in maidenville? Come on!

	03-01-2004 16:11									#24
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Agathon, did you forget he's from Finland?

	03-01-2004 16:16									#25
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quote: Originally posted by Theben Agathon, did you forget he's from Finland?

Are people allowed to wee on perfect strangers there?

I just thought Finland was full of rally drivers and people with names like ****ko Fukkalotawimen.

	03-01-2004 16:21									#26
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On my 17th birthday I'd had a can of Carlsberg Special Brew and a can of Fosters before I went out.

Then I had two pints of Fosters. Feeling good.

Then some "mates" decided to get me going on the £2.50 double spirits & mixers. 6 of those and 90 minutes later, I went to the toilet.

Next thing I remember, it was 2 hours later and someone was ringing my parents to come and pick me up. I'd spewed all over the lavatory floor, and tried to cover it up with bog paper. I got carried out of the pub with my pants around my ankles. Spent the next 20 hours or so in bed with my worst ever hangover..

	03-01-2004 16:25									#27
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What's funny about that?

	03-01-2004 16:40									#28
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quote: Originally posted by Agathon Are people allowed to wee on perfect strangers there?

Only up north, and in their military.

	03-01-2004 17:17									#29
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When I graduated from high school, we took the boat to Finland, mainly to get drunk on the tax-free booze (not to see the Finns pee on strangers).

Needless to say, we all got pretty much wasted. While sitting down by a table in one of the pubs, I realised the mix of booze and beer had made my stomach quite upset and had to be emptied. The problem was that I had no idea where the bathroom was and it was really urgent. Desperately, I took an empty beer glass, put it to my mouth and filled it up gently, without spilling out anything. Proceeded to fill up a second glass as well.

The funny thing was that a friend of mine who sat at the other side of the table was too drunk to realise what I was doing. She just sat there like a statue with her eyes wide open, watching me drinking "backwards". She thought she was drugged and time was going in reverse

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Are people allowed? What do you mean? Are girls allowed to do that to guys? If so, then it must be ok to pee on them too. You get what you order......