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MrFun is offline MrFun
King
of Iowa
Nov 2000
time: 23:33
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And how come I went through all the trouble offering to make Spam sandwiches and only two asked for one?
Shogun Gunner is offline Shogun Gunner
Emperor
Potomac Falls, Virginia
Oct 2000
time: 00:33
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You are what you eat.... beaver i am.
Shogun Gunner is offline Shogun Gunner
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Potomac Falls, Virginia
Oct 2000
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Oh, thank you for the spam sandwhich Mr. Fun. It was quite good.
devilmunchkin is offline devilmunchkin
Warlord
first circle of the inferno
Jul 2001
time: 05:33
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ok fun..i'll have a sandwich. i like them a lot anyway
MrFun is offline MrFun
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Nov 2000
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How would you like yours?
devilmunchkin is offline devilmunchkin
Warlord
first circle of the inferno
Jul 2001
time: 05:33
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chef's choice surprise me!
MrFun is offline MrFun
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Nov 2000
time: 23:33
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Ok -- here is an Atkins version of a Spam sandwich -- no bread or buns.
Skanky Burns is offline Skanky Burns
Deity
Skanky Bastard Quartermaster
Aug 2001
time: 14:33
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Subtitled "My neice got onto the computer..."
Tiamat is offline Tiamat
Apolyton Legend
.....and George's daughter
Mar 2000
time: 05:33
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**takes out famous baseball bat and THWACKS opposum back at Mr. Fun**

Thank you for asking...........no I'm not any better a bit worse acutally but that's a tail for another day. **looks at tail that someone has poured bacon grease all over**

** tia trys to move** Oh shite!! Gang way.......five headed dragon silding through...WWWWWWWWWWWWHOOOOOOOOAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

**Tia goes sliding out of the coffee shop**
DinoDoc is offline DinoDoc
Emperor
AECCP loves Democracy
Sep 1999
time: 23:33
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I really should get a bigger door.
Tiamat is offline Tiamat
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.....and George's daughter
Mar 2000
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Was that a crack about my a$$? ** Tia gets ready to flame dino**
DinoDoc is offline DinoDoc
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AECCP loves Democracy
Sep 1999
time: 23:33
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MrFun is offline MrFun
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Nov 2000
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quote:
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**takes out famous baseball bat and THWACKS opposum back at Mr. Fun**

Thank you for asking...........no I'm not any better a bit worse acutally but that's a tail for another day. **looks at tail that someone has poured bacon grease all over**

** tia trys to move** Oh shite!! Gang way.......five headed dragon silding through...WWWWWWWWWWWWHOOOOOOOOAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

**Tia goes sliding out of the coffee shop**



Sorry to hear about your tribulations.

How about a Spam sandwich?
Spiffor is offline Spiffor
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CPA - Evil Clone brigade
Nov 2001
time: 06:33
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Give me a spam sandwich please

MrFun is offline MrFun
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Nov 2000
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How do you like yours, Spiffy?
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CPA - Evil Clone brigade
Nov 2001
time: 06:33
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With mayo, salad and tomatoes

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Nov 2000
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** here ya go **
GePap is offline GePap
King
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Nov 2001
time: 23:33
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quote:
 Originally posted by Theben


You have two choices. You can either try to get it from the Evil Capitalist Beer Lover's Club, which charges $300 for a pint of Rolling Rock and only allows a select elite to join in the 1st place (i.e. not you), OR you can go to the People's Front for the Liberation of Beer and join the queue line, which is only 3 hours to get get a warm flat beer made with wood grain alcohol, assuming there's any left by the time you make it to the front of the queue.


Sorry, but my Aristocratic Beer Lovers Club makes sure that each member gets the best beers in the world at their perfect temperature in the perfect glasses for the ultimate beer loving experience-we do this by keeping the grubby mechants in their low station and savagely beating the serf into submission: none of this "liberalism", "free markets", or "proleterian" madness!

Long live the BEER KING! LONG LIVE THE BEER DRINKING ARISTOCRACY!
Theben is offline Theben
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Dance Dance for the Revolution!
Jan 1970
time: 00:33
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quote:
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I really should get a bigger door.


* Theben looks at hole made by accelerated dragon
I think that's a non-issue now.
MrFun is offline MrFun
King
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Nov 2000
time: 23:33
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** MrFun returns to make more Spam sandwiches, only to find all of the Spam stolen **

** suspects that the commies are the thieves **

Skanky Burns is offline Skanky Burns
Deity
Skanky Bastard Quartermaster
Aug 2001
time: 14:33
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* Skanky Burns finishes stuffing his mouth
Theben is offline Theben
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Dance Dance for the Revolution!
Jan 1970
time: 00:33
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quote:
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** suspects that the commies are the thieves **


* Theben finishes redistributing remaining spam amongst the proletariat



Shogun Gunner is offline Shogun Gunner
Emperor
Potomac Falls, Virginia
Oct 2000
time: 00:33
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*Shogun Gunner observes the proletariat waiting in a long line to get a free substandard spam sandwhich while the capitalists are simply walking up to the bar and ordering a delicous spam sandwhich for a reasonable cost.*
MrFun is offline MrFun
King
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Nov 2000
time: 23:33
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quote:
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* Theben finishes redistributing remaining spam amongst the proletariat






bastard

MrFun is offline MrFun
King
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Nov 2000
time: 23:33
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And now this place got all quiet . . . . .


where are the commie-Spam-stealing bastards hiding??
Shogun Gunner is offline Shogun Gunner
Emperor
Potomac Falls, Virginia
Oct 2000
time: 00:33
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*glances nervously around*
MrFun is offline MrFun
King
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Nov 2000
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Well, if I have the whole place to myself, then I can call in the Fabulous Five for a remodeling of this place before anyone will realize what has happened.
Shogun Gunner is offline Shogun Gunner
Emperor
Potomac Falls, Virginia
Oct 2000
time: 00:33
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Look at my moves!!!!

*Shogun swings sword around wildly*

Since no one is in here......

ECHO...
ECHO...
ECHO...
ECHO...
Paddy the Scot is offline Paddy the Scot
Prince
Hordeland
Mar 2001
time: 14:33
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Keep swinging that sword Lord Gunner....

you can never be too careful

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Prince
AECCP Dark Lord of the Sith
Aug 2000
time: 00:33
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* Lonestar is just glad Family Guy is returning.
 
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