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MrFun is offline MrFun
King
of Iowa
Nov 2000
time: 23:33
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must . . . . . . keep raccoons . . . . . . safe
Paddy the Scot is offline Paddy the Scot
Prince
Hordeland
Mar 2001
time: 14:33
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quote:
 Originally posted by MrFun
must . . . . . . keep raccoons . . . . . . safe


I have some friends who work with money, they know all bout keeping precious items safe...

would you like a referral

or I can dispatch elements of the 22nd Regt to recon the area...
MrFun is offline MrFun
King
of Iowa
Nov 2000
time: 23:33
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Do whatever is necessary -- even if it means war.


Your either with us, or against us.
Paddy the Scot is offline Paddy the Scot
Prince
Hordeland
Mar 2001
time: 14:33
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hmmm,,,,

well one question

which side are you on???
MrFun is offline MrFun
King
of Iowa
Nov 2000
time: 23:33
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Obviously I'm on the side of the raccoons.
Paddy the Scot is offline Paddy the Scot
Prince
Hordeland
Mar 2001
time: 14:33
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that is the perfect answer

*picks up the radio

Let loose the dogs of war
Shogun Gunner is offline Shogun Gunner
Emperor
Potomac Falls, Virginia
Oct 2000
time: 00:33
  Old Post 05-03-2004 22:39 Visit Shogun Gunner<br><a href=/members><img src=/forums/images/supporter-icon.gif border=0></a><BR>'s homepage!
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*steps up on top of the bar to get away from the dogs of war*

*squishes spam sandwich on counter*

whoops!
MrFun is offline MrFun
King
of Iowa
Nov 2000
time: 23:33
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Unleashes Weapons of Mass-Spam Distribution (WMSD).
Paddy the Scot is offline Paddy the Scot
Prince
Hordeland
Mar 2001
time: 14:33
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ahh food excellent....

any tomatoe sauce back there

Shogun Gunner is offline Shogun Gunner
Emperor
Potomac Falls, Virginia
Oct 2000
time: 00:33
  Old Post 05-03-2004 23:18 Visit Shogun Gunner<br><a href=/members><img src=/forums/images/supporter-icon.gif border=0></a><BR>'s homepage!
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Put an end to popups!

Sets up Anti-Spam Sandwich Defense (ASSeD) and promises MAD (Mutual Assured Destruction) to any Mass Spam distributors....
chegitz guevara is offline chegitz guevara
King
Ft. Lauderdale, FL Communist Party of Apolyton
Jun 2000
time: 00:33
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Racoons are theives.
Shogun Gunner is offline Shogun Gunner
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Potomac Falls, Virginia
Oct 2000
time: 00:33
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uh oh...

cat versus raccoon fight!!!!!
chegitz guevara is offline chegitz guevara
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Ft. Lauderdale, FL Communist Party of Apolyton
Jun 2000
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Can't trust those damned 'coons. They wear masks.
Shogun Gunner is offline Shogun Gunner
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Potomac Falls, Virginia
Oct 2000
time: 00:33
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Browse Apolyton AD-FREE

Send the "Commie Kittens of Doom" after them!!!

That's a hilarous site!!!
chegitz guevara is offline chegitz guevara
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Ft. Lauderdale, FL Communist Party of Apolyton
Jun 2000
time: 00:33
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Got spare money?

Can't, DD distracted them with a saucer of milk back on page 6.
Lonestar is offline Lonestar
Prince
AECCP Dark Lord of the Sith
Aug 2000
time: 00:33
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Raccoons are wussies anyway.
Shogun Gunner is offline Shogun Gunner
Emperor
Potomac Falls, Virginia
Oct 2000
time: 00:33
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They aren't done drinking the milk yet??????

DinoDoc is offline DinoDoc
Emperor
AECCP loves Democracy
Sep 1999
time: 23:33
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It was poisoned.
MrFun is offline MrFun
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Nov 2000
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quote:
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Can't trust those damned 'coons. They wear masks.



Raccoons are cute, nocturnal, and intelligent -- you can't go wrong with supporting their cause for world domination.

MrFun is offline MrFun
King
of Iowa
Nov 2000
time: 23:33
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quote:
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It was poisoned.


Hey, thanks for killing off the commie kitties.

devilmunchkin is offline devilmunchkin
Warlord
first circle of the inferno
Jul 2001
time: 05:33
  Old Post 06-03-2004 05:03
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they mess up the garbage!
Lonestar is offline Lonestar
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AECCP Dark Lord of the Sith
Aug 2000
time: 00:33
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Man, there's dead commie cats left and right. Who's going to pick it up?



How about those out of work commies?
Theben is offline Theben
Emperor
Dance Dance for the Revolution!
Jan 1970
time: 00:33
  Old Post 06-03-2004 20:27
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Keep up your current policies, and there'll be more and more out-of-work commies...

Lonestar is offline Lonestar
Prince
AECCP Dark Lord of the Sith
Aug 2000
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I figure I can use them as cannon fodder in the Federal Vampire and Zombie Agency
ColdWizard is offline ColdWizard
King

Feb 2000
time: 00:33
  Old Post 06-03-2004 21:32
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Suffering from ads?

* ColdWizard pokes MrFun with a Lonestar
Lonestar is offline Lonestar
Prince
AECCP Dark Lord of the Sith
Aug 2000
time: 00:33
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* Lonestar bites Coldwizard
GePap is offline GePap
King
of the Big Apple
Nov 2001
time: 23:33
  Old Post 06-03-2004 21:46
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* GePap calls animal control to remove Lonestar, all Racoons, Kitty's, and assorted animals
NOtice from Health Department: any more wild animals (capitalist or Communist) found roaming freely on the floor, and this Coffee Shop will be closed indefinitely for violations..Oh, and get all that damned Spam of the floor!

* GePap holds hand out, waiting for very very generous bribe
Shogun Gunner is offline Shogun Gunner
Emperor
Potomac Falls, Virginia
Oct 2000
time: 00:33
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Got spare money?

Slaps "five" with GePap. "MY Man!"
GePap is offline GePap
King
of the Big Apple
Nov 2001
time: 23:33
  Old Post 06-03-2004 21:52
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ARREST THAT NINJA!

*30 undercover girl scouts jump through the windows with their broadswords
Shogun Gunner is offline Shogun Gunner
Emperor
Potomac Falls, Virginia
Oct 2000
time: 00:33
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*Shogun fires a grappling hook into the air, locks onto ceiling and engages motor pulling him up*

"Maybe next time, my arch nemisis GePap!"

*Shogun disappears in a cloud of smoke*
 
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