05-01-2004 10:54									#1
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Now don't say 2 chicks at the same time if you're really wouldn't do it. Think what you would REALLY do, ok?

My list:

Take a long vacation, around the world. Only deciding the next country as I'm about to leave the counry I'm in, but about few days before so I can make SOME plans.

Buy a house from the US, something nice, not ovedoing it. Something affordable, maybe $300 000 or something like this, somewhere where the houses aren't most expensive so I get more with the money, but something with value so I can look at it as an investment too if I don't choose to move there eventually. Also car with this packet.

Buy LOTS of booze and throw a party to my friends.

Buy new computer, new cell phone, new stereos, new TV, new laptop, mp3 player, clothes and two new suits.

New fridge and washing machine.

2 chicks at the same time.

$30 000 to charity.

Establish a small company.

Put the rest on savings or investing, something low risk, maybe little to high risk investing. This leaves me about half of the million, so most to saving and some investing too.

	05-01-2004 10:58									#2
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Uh also I'd give 100k to my parents. 50k each and force them to have fun with it.

I'm still undecided to what charity I'd give the money to.
Maybe if the company starts making profit, then I could go to my pocket and give more. Something to do with sick kids though.

	05-01-2004 11:01									#3
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After the usual gifts to family / friends / party / charities, I guess I'd put it on saving, so that I'll never be forced to work to survive.
This way, I could devote my whole life to what I like, and what I feel makes me a better person (work is part of it, but I sure prefer to be sure not to fear for tomorrow's meal)

	05-01-2004 11:06									#4
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I have always wanted to become a writer.

So I'd invest the money somewhere.

	05-01-2004 11:26									#5
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move to Canada; buy a house and some land; two chicks at once; grow pot (wicked hydro); invest in stable, low risk savings programs; come here and annoy everyone; two chicks at once; huge TV's, satelite, kickass PC's; build a cruise missile; two chicks at once; buy property around Slowwhand's house in Abilene, TX and turn it into a used port-O-pottie storage facility; buy lots of guns; two chicks at once; and that's all I can think of now

	05-01-2004 11:31									#6
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Sava, when while being a millionaire.. how about 3 chicks at the same time?

I have two dreams (many years long): 1 make million dollars and 2 to be guest at the Playboy Mansion.

I think I could be able to do one of these.

	05-01-2004 11:35									#7
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quote: Originally posted by Pekka Sava, when while being a millionaire.. how about 3 chicks at the same time?

tongue... shlonger... how the F do I pleasure the third? too much effort man!

quote: I have two dreams (many years long): 1 make million dollars and 2 to be guest at the Playboy Mansion.

a million? pffffft that ain't enough... dictator of the world is my dream

quote: I think I could be able to do one of these.

just become a B-list celebrity and you can go to the Playboy mansion... million dollars? sorry, unless you are born into it, wealth is hard to come by... especially by legitimate means.

	05-01-2004 11:38									#8
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SO you get 2 chicks so you can pleasure them both? Man, you're paying for it! If it was free, then I'd try to pleasure too, but if I'm a customer..

Making million dollars is realistic, being dictator isn't SO realistic, though it could happen. I don't want to be a dictator anyway. But you know, money comes to money so if you make million dollars, you're likely to make more.

And I'll make the million dollars, legally. I just know it, always knew it and I can feel it. Mark my words, I will make million dollars.

	05-01-2004 11:50									#9
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quote: Originally posted by Pekka SO you get 2 chicks so you can pleasure them both? Man, you're paying for it! If it was free, then I'd try to pleasure too, but if I'm a customer..

I'm not looking for one time whores... I want two women... steady relationships; yes that means putting up with twice the bullshit, but the sex makes up for it.

quote: Making million dollars is realistic, being dictator isn't SO realistic, though it could happen.

bah, if a dope like Bush can get close to it, I can...

quote: I don't want to be a dictator anyway. But you know, money comes to money so if you make million dollars, you're likely to make more.

nah, you are more likely to lose it because some guy richer than you screws you out of it... that's how laisze faire capitalism works... wealth trickles up...

quote: And I'll make the million dollars, legally. I just know it, always knew it and I can feel it. Mark my words, I will make million dollars.

you will make a million dollars... but only when inflation from massive US deficits and crony capitalism inflates the currency to the point where hundred dollar bills are found on the street like pennis.

	05-01-2004 12:46									#10
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I would:

a) Use it to make sure I can get through Uni without a student loan and living comfortably though nothing extravagant.

b) Probably help out my friend so she could come down to uni instead of staying home to work.

c) save the rest. Might invest some of it. Otherwise wait till I get out of uni to really start using it.

	05-01-2004 12:50									#11
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I would build a nuke and launch it against.....
Helsinki.

	05-01-2004 12:53									#12
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quote: Originally posted by Pekka Sava, when while being a millionaire.. how about 3 chicks at the same time?

Reminds me of a quote from Office Space...

Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man.
Peter Gibbons: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a million dollars I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with money.
Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks.
Lawrence: Well the kind of chicks that'd double up on me do.
Peter Gibbons: Good point.
Lawrence: What about you, what would you do?
Peter Gibbons: Besides two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Well yeah.
Peter Gibbons: Nothing.
Lawrence: Nothing, huh?
Peter Gibbons: I'd relax, sit on my ass all day, I would do nothing.
Lawrence: Well you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Just take a look at my cousin, he's broke, don't do ****.

	05-01-2004 13:25									#13
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Asher, I watched that movie not too long ago again..

Tass, Nice thought.. say, that's pretty cheap nuking? Just one million dollars?

	05-01-2004 13:28									#14
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quote: Originally posted by Pekka Tass, Nice thought.. say, that's pretty cheap nuking? Just one million dollars?

I know people

	05-01-2004 13:33									#15
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three chicks at once

	05-01-2004 13:47									#16
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... where's Pekka.. he promised he'd come back by night but I had to spend it all alone.. I can't see his Mercedes 500 series anywhere! He better not be at the Playboy Mansion again with all the bunnies like last time.. but oh I better keep my tone down, I don't want him to leave me! OH ah the pain! I'm smoking again, and I promised to my fans I wouldn't.. but he's my LIFE, I can't help it! He makes the best sex in the world too, I think I just have to share him with other hotties.. What if I paid him.. ah I need to call my bank and make the transfer.. and send him sms message.. 'hit me Pekka one more time!'.

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	05-01-2004 13:54									#17
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Jay: I heard you started smoking again because of that extremely handsome and I might add the true badass beast from Finland?
Britney: Eh Heh.. Don't make me cry He heH..
Jay: I know.. I was heartbroken too after partying with him. I fell in love with him too!! Got a smoke?

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	05-01-2004 13:55									#18
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Hey, Pekka, you're a Chieftain! How did that happen?

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Jay: We all know you didn't do the nasty with Fred Durst and that it was just a publicity stunt, just like with Timberlake.. what about Pekka? Have you kept your promise?
Spears: *Shhh*

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	05-01-2004 13:58									#20
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As stefu once said: The TRUE horror comes from Finland

	05-01-2004 13:58									#21
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Hahaha

	05-01-2004 13:59									#22
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... THIS IS THE LAST TIME I WORK FOR PEPSI! YOU HEAR ME you butthole behind this camera? My man, Pekka, he likes Coke! So this is the LAST TIME!

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	05-01-2004 14:02									#23
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Would the mods please ban Pekka now?

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Jacko: Britney I looooove you, I'm the boyscout, you're little Tim.. Uuu Babyyyy..
Britney: *thinking: Who is this dude.. Didn't Pekka throw him out last time when he tried to be his fan?*
Jacko: ... Uuu Babyy Tie you up in my basement next to little Karl, You are my Love
Britney: Yeah what ever Jacko, I'll be going home next to my man, and if he's at the Mansion again with his best friend Hefner and the Bush administration, I'll cut my wrists.. I hope he cries for me!

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	05-01-2004 14:04									#25
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Tass, they never ban me.. They banned me only once after Tito1000 DL... but I'm a good boy, they have no reason to ban me!

UR, I've alwasy been Chieftain.. well once I was a settler.

	05-01-2004 14:05									#26
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Ummmmm dude you feeling alright. Britneys marriage isn't forever no need for the withdrawal.

	05-01-2004 14:08									#27
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quote: tongue... shlonger... how the F do I pleasure the third? too much effort man!

Hmmm you have two hands. Thats another two you could have.

	05-01-2004 14:10									#28
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Hugh: Hey Britney! Quit hogging my main man! I'm bored of this chump next to me, he's no fun and his staredown is a joke! Plus he never makes out with the bunnies, and they miss him too! It's like 2 hours since he left, so quit hogging you nymfo!

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	05-01-2004 14:11									#29
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Get a Masters Degree and get a uni job with long summer vacations and low teaching load and use that to cover the bills during the year and use the $1,000,000 for nice long fun vacations (after the requistate deductions for family and charities of course).

	05-01-2004 14:16									#30
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Hugh:You're back! I was worried you didn't find our girls attractive enough for your educated taste!
Me: Yeah well.. it's cool, just that Britney bugging me..
Hugh: Want to have it taken cared of? Just say the word man.. I know people you know. Anything for you.
Me: Nah.. I don't think that's necessary, she's cool. Hey, how about last night, wasn't it a party huh?
Hugh: *look at the picture*