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MrFun is offline MrFun
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Ok, so I have been back from eastern Iowa now for a couple of days -- all during my break, I had a container of cottage cheese in my fridge.


A few minutes ago, I opened it, and to my disgust, the um -- texture definitely looked strange. Then, I almost keeled over after I sniffed it to see how rotten it was.




I won't do that again.

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You sniffed it? Frankly, you deserve everything you get.
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Cottage Cheese always smells bad... maybe you should taste it
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Japher -- I foiled your plans to get me killed because I threw it out after I recovered from my one minute coma that was induced by my sniffing the damn stuff.
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damn!!! Next time I plant rotten cheese in your fridge I will make sure to use oderless rotten cheese!!!
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"Don't Whiz On The Electric Fence!"
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damn!!! Next time I plant rotten cheese in your fridge I will make sure to use oderless rotten cheese!!!


I don't think so buddy -- I have just made a couple calls to the gay mafia. I think you will have "visitors" to your home tonight.

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Don't you remember the lessons from chemistry classes? Bring the smell with your hand to your nose; don't put your nose just over the *thing*!
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Spores man. You got spores in your brain now.
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You guys just don't realize that "sniffing the cottage cheese" is a gay euphemism...
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You guys just don't realize that "sniffing the cottage cheese" is a gay euphemism...


WHAT??

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AHAHA...when I think of vacation, Eastern Iowa is way down on my list. I lived there. I can't imagine going back while I am on a break. Maybe after I graduate.
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Emperor -- most of my family live in eastern Iowa, and all of my good friends live in eastern Iowa.

It's what a person makes out of life wherever they live that counts the most, in my opinion. The Quad Cities along the Mississippi River has a thriving gay community, and I had a fun, wonderful break there seeing my family (not Quad Cities area), as well as being with my friends (in the Quad Cities area).
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BTW Emperor -- what part of eastern Iowa did you come from? I came from Dubuque County -- near the tri-state border of Iowa, Wisconsin, and Illinois.
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