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Pekka
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em seu burro dos pais!
Feb 2002
time: 07:33
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Yeah it's this time again. I'm beginning to start my threads with 'this time again', I guess I run out of ideas, so shut up!
Make your personal ad here. It can be serious or joke, what ever you want. Or if you see funny ads in the paper, remember to post them here.. For the sake of this thread, they can be longer than normal paper ads.
Ok here's mine:
Let me tell something about myself first. I'm 23 year old man. I'm a student and a safe bet when it comes to rich. Filthy rich. I like dogs very much, so I hope you're a dog person too (not a dogface!). I'm 186cm tall and weigh 87 kilos, athletic, blue eyes and dark short hair. I like most kinds of music, but I prefer anything electronic all the way to jazz. I also like sports very much from hockey to beating the crap out of people inside rings, and I also love snowboarding. I'm easy going, fun to be with and seeking new adventures all the time. One thing I can guarantee, is that you will not get bored with me.
I'm looking for someone betwene 19 to 24 and I'm weak for tall women. Any hair colour will do just fine, I have no preference. You should be athletic, and that doesn't mean anorectic. You need to be outgoing and like to try out new things from naked wrestling to paragliding. I like girls who smile and laugh a lot, so if you recognize yourself, we should get together soon!
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ok here's mine. I know it's not good, but hey it has lots of things I'd say anyway.
Your turn!
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Pekka
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em seu burro dos pais!
Feb 2002
time: 07:33
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UR, It's tough being a love machine you know? They all PM me all the time, every single one of them *sigh*.. but I don't mind, I like them so you know.. but equally as much, don't go catfighting on me again m'kay?
You know, slight irritation is easily turned into disgust and 'hate', and that is turned to hot hot hot xxx, because the feelings are near each other..  . They don't want to admit it, but they're fooling no one..
Asher, what's that, the first one is age, second one is gender, then.... gay? and then is.. what's cg? then what's that.. versatile? Like ready to do it on the mountain tops kind of versatile? 7.5 must be inches (sorry let me laugh), and u.. what's that?
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06-01-2004 09:37
I say that's the shortest ad ever with everything important included!
Well he did say they were fake ads now didn't he
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