14-01-2004 15:16									#211
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My vote:

quote: Originally posted by Kassiopeia Ghenghis. I shan't let you off the hook just like that.

	14-01-2004 19:36									#212
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Villagers:


Spiffor - MattH
Rah - MattH
MattH -
Jamski - Guynemer
GhengisFarb - MattH
Skanky Burns - MattH
Nikolai - vovan
Kassiopeia - GhengisFarb
Guynemer - MattH
Drogue - GhengisFarb
vovan - MattH

Not among the living:
ADG - Killed by Mafia (round 1)
Pave - Killed by villagers (round 1)
Jon Miller - Killed by Mafia (round 2)
Alva - Killed by villagers (round 2)
Zopperoni - Killed by Mafia (round 3)

Votes:
MattH - 6
GhengisFarb - 2
vovan - 1
Guynemer - 1
No vote - 1 (MattH did not vote?) doesn't matter anyway!
One for from neighboring city for MattH (via CT...sup?)

The village has again spoken.

The villagers grab MattH and wrap metal cables around his arms and legs. The cables on the right side are clamped to a large hook, the left side to another hook.

MattH is layed in the median of a highway on top of a signal box. The hooks are taped to poles such that they jut out over the highway. Rah and Spiffor weld hoops on their 18 wheelers and head off in opposite directions. They turn about and head back towards MattH at speeds in excess of 80 MPH.

They both hit the hooks at the same time and completely ripped MattH's arms and legs off sending his body into a spin from the force. However, the bystanders were a little too close and were given a blood bath for free. MattH's body spun like a top on the signal box and finally keeled off-center and slumped to the ground. He twitched twice and was done.

Night falls on the village.

	14-01-2004 19:40									#213
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quote: Rah and Spiffor weld hoops on their 18 wheelers

ROTFLMAO!!!

quote: ...and completely ripped MattH's arms and legs off sending his body into a spin...

Stop... its really.... starting to hurt.... laughing so hard.

Really the pictures in my head...

-Jam

	14-01-2004 19:45									#214
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Did not think it was that funny. But thanks!

	14-01-2004 19:53									#215
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Didn't we used to post the Mafia's next victim in the same post as day results? Just wondering if thats one of the things slowing us down. :cutue:

	14-01-2004 19:55									#216
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When I was the Mafia in game one I posted my next victim while the voting was still going on, as soon as it was clear who was getting docpiled.

-Jam

	14-01-2004 19:58									#217
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quote: Originally posted by GhengisFarb Didn't we used to post the Mafia's next victim in the same post as day results? Just wondering if thats one of the things slowing us down. :cutue:

slowing us down? We did two yesterday, and I'll post the kill in a minute. Trying to get a good story going.

	14-01-2004 20:22									#218
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*Nikolai dreams horribly bad dreams about murderers and orcs*

	14-01-2004 20:28									#219
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quote: Earlier I made some exaggerated comments about how slow he was in the last game and he gave no rebuttal. NOT AT ALL LIKE NORMAL.

Nah, I just missed a page and was still under the illusion the game hadn't started yet.
Dammit.

	14-01-2004 20:33									#220
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Spiffor recollects his story to the villagers, he was so grossed out by what he found hanging from his truck that he knew that he must go and wash it off. The truck wash was in another town 30 miles away. He came back to the village late and went right to bed.

He kept on waking up with bad dreams and finally got up at 4AM and decided to go for a walk, he noticed that someone had started a fire in one of the trash barrels that littered the village. As he approached the barrel, he noticed that someone had strapped 3 gallon mason jars to an odd assortment of skis.

Upon further examination, Spiffor notices that one jar contained the head....of Jamski. The other jars contained Jamski-in-a-blender remains. Apparently the Mafia tried to make jam and put it on a ski. The was a note on one of the jars with cut out newspaper letters that said, "Catch Me if you Can!"

Day breaks on the village....let the voting begin.

	14-01-2004 20:51									#221
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When will you learn. GhengisFarb.

	14-01-2004 21:11									#222
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quote: Jamski-in-a-blender

Ow!

But this is a clue. If you rearrange the letters you get

I, Skanki, blennred Jam

-Jam

	14-01-2004 21:19									#224
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Strange though, I count 16 letters inside the quote, and 18 letters in your new line. Still, I suppose it was too hard to get the letters GhengisFarb out of that quote.

	14-01-2004 21:24									#225
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quote: Originally posted by Jamski But this is a clue. If you rearrange the letters you get I, Skanki, blennred Jam -Jam (in a jar)

Far be it from me to ignore the last words of a victim of that horrible Mafia, Skanky Burns.

In my defense (because I have no reason to suspect Skanky other than Jam's note), if I was the Mafia I would have long since killed Kassiopeia or Drogue as they vote for me EVERY time. Not killing them is a slow death sentence for me because eventually they will vote my death by villagers.

	14-01-2004 21:32									#226
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Uhhh... I am no longer sure who's alive and who's already dead, so I'll just blame Skanky.

	14-01-2004 21:38									#227
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MAKE J A BLIND SIREN
Its so obviously a clue.
BEN AND I KILER JAM'S
Who knows someone called Ben?

The killer is clearly a christian.

-Jam

	14-01-2004 21:41									#228
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Note that there isn't a single v in there.

	14-01-2004 21:41									#229
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quote: Originally posted by Jamski BEN AND I KILER JAM'S Who knows someone called Ben?

Matt Damon? Is J LO involved also? Its a whole mob, not just one Mafia!!!!

	14-01-2004 21:49									#230
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JAM BAD SKIER LENIN

We're looking for a communist from a flat country - perhaps Finnland is next to Russia, and is pretty bad at skiing. That suggests Kassi.

-Jam

	14-01-2004 21:52									#231
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My vote:

quote: Originally posted by Kassiopeia When will you learn. GhengisFarb.

	14-01-2004 21:53									#232
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JAM - BEN IS IN DA LERK

Ah, a message to me that "Ben" is somehow "in the lerk" i.e. one of the quieter posters.

-Jam

	14-01-2004 21:58									#233
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Ok last clue

ME IS A ENJLAND BIRK

They are a fool from England and/or about England.

-Jam

	14-01-2004 22:01									#234
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But I like Kass, he couldn't be the Mafia. It has to be Skanky or Drogue.

	14-01-2004 22:04									#235
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Drogue is from England.

Kassi would make Moomin Marmalade, not Jam.

Hmmm, I wish dead people could vote.

-Jam

	14-01-2004 22:05									#236
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I still think vovan is guilty. Anyone having arguments for why he is not? And arguments for why Skanky is the guilty?

	14-01-2004 22:05									#237
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Skanky possibly, though I don't know why he's suspected. It could be anyone, but IMHO Ghengis is the most likely at the moment, but quite a way.

Ghengis: Using your arguments, if I were the mafia, I'd be trying to docpile whoever everyone else is, since it's shifting the blame onto others. However I am not, because I think you are the mafia and you're not killing me or Kass to make it seem like you're not. I'm not sure, but I always vote for the most likely person, IMHO.

	14-01-2004 22:05									#238
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No, no, no, you got it all wrong! It says:

Niklai beers n Jamd

Means: Nikolai invited Jamski for a beer. They both got drunk, and Nikolai started speaking dirty of Mrs. Jamski. They got in a fight. But Jamski was too drunk and yielded the norseman in strength. Finally, Nikolai Jamd Jamski into a blender and turned it on.

EDIT: Hehe, that's a funny cross-post.

	14-01-2004 22:07									#239
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Drogue, why is it you're quoting Kassi's votes all the time?

	14-01-2004 22:09									#240
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quote: Originally posted by vovan No, no, no, you got it all wrong! It says: Niklai beers n Jamd Means: Nikolai invited Jamski for a beer. They both got drunk, and Nikolai started speaking dirty of Mrs. Jamski. They got in a fight. But Jamski was too drunk and yielded the norseman in strength. Finally, Nikolai Jamd Jamski into a blender and turned it on. EDIT: Hehe, that's a funny cross-post.

, what a shame, blaming the blamer to hide who's to blame...