11-01-2004 12:03									#1
	Paintball is PAINFULL!!!!!!!! Lose 30 kilos (of popups)

I played paintball today and i was all like this should be fun cos yeah real life counterstrike ......but that was before i got shot in each thigh at point black range. Seriously those things smart. OK so i knew that it would hurt when i got hit, but i wasn't expecting to get hit point blank, once let alone twice....I got 2 huge lumps on my legs now and the bruises are about 8 cms (3 inches) in diameter, and the damn things are even bleeding. What i want to know is, what makes guys so competitive in stuff like this? I ask this because the bigger bruise is from when i shot a guy in the game and then he got all angry and as he was walking out he shot me point blank. Really there was no need for it, i think he was just pissed off that a girl shot him.

	11-01-2004 12:04									#2
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he likes you

	11-01-2004 12:24									#3
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quote: he likes you

He's probably harking back to the cavemen day... when you used to club the women you wanted and take her back to your cave. He's just decided to modernise one element of the ......... mating dance.

	11-01-2004 12:28									#4
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The pain is part of the fun. Make them suffer.

	11-01-2004 12:36									#5
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quote: Originally posted by Ted Striker he likes you

Striker likes you.

	11-01-2004 12:37									#6
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i don't even know this hoe stop tripping

	11-01-2004 12:42									#7
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Doesn't Striker like everything vaguely female?? I thought his catch phrase was I'd hit that

	11-01-2004 12:47									#8
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Keep up the good work, Amazon warrior!

	11-01-2004 12:48									#9
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you cant shoot back when youre already out!

At least ya got shot at point blank range on the thigh... i got hit on the neck once by my friends uber customized sniper rifle... (not point blank range, but the uber tourney illegal customization made up for the distance)

Me and my friends used to play with airsoft guns no shirt and just shorts, with cups and safety googles as protection only. We wielded that automatic rifle like if it was super soakers...

	11-01-2004 12:53									#10
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F*** your one mad bastard.

	11-01-2004 13:02									#11
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quote: Originally posted by Ted Striker i don't even know this hoe stop tripping

oi i take offense to that - i aint no hoe.

and zero i'm going to have to agree with flippy on this one, thats just insane only wearing shorts....what kind of area were you playing in? we had this whole bush thing going on so there were heaps of sharp branches and prickly things and stuff. so glad i was wearing overalls.

	11-01-2004 16:45									#12
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Who cares if this guy likes you or not. He's an a-hole, so avoid him like the plague. In fact, avoid Ted Striker while you're at it.

Instead, find some really cute guy who's willing to put kisses on your bruises to make them better.

	11-01-2004 17:10									#13
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quote: Instead, find some really cute guy who's willing to put kisses on your bruises to make them better.

I'm going to predict that this thread will just become another thread filled with horny males, offering to get married with the girl, which scares her away. It lacks meaning. What are we supposed to say, "yah paintball is painful"?

	11-01-2004 17:22									#14
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It does seem a bit like sour grapes to shoot you at point blank range to cause you that much pain. Sore loser...except you were the sore one

	11-01-2004 17:28									#15
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Paintballing is great. I tend to forget about team tactics and just work out sneaky ways to shoot my boss in the bollocks.

	11-01-2004 20:12									#16
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quote: Originally posted by Essayo I ask this because the bigger bruise is from when i shot a guy in the game and then he got all angry and as he was walking out he shot me point blank. Really there was no need for it, i think he was just pissed off that a girl shot him.

Tell the ref and get him booted out next time. *******s like that ruin the game for everyone. If they don't do anything about it next time you see him shove the barrel down the front of his pants and unload.

	11-01-2004 21:41									#17
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That's against Geneva convention!

Eh, maybe the guy was just wounded, playing marked.... :sneaky:

	11-01-2004 21:46									#18
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What an arse.

	11-01-2004 22:08									#19
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I'd definitley hit it

	11-01-2004 22:35									#20
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quote: Paintball is PAINFUL!!!!!!!!!!!

That's kind of obvious ain't it? Though shooting someone after you've been shot is against the rules.

	11-01-2004 23:35									#21
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quote: Originally posted by VJ I'm going to predict that this thread will just become another thread filled with horny males, offering to get married with the girl, which scares her away.

I didn't mean me I said a "really cute guy."

	11-01-2004 23:47									#22
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she doesn't want to feel your Tornado Tounge Zkrib don't play all innocent

	12-01-2004 00:22									#23
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quote: Originally posted by VJ What are we supposed to say, "yah paintball is painful"?

Uh, just so you know i did ask a question, and it sounds like you're just the kind of guy to answer it...
Anyway update on the bruises, they both look like targets now. from the outside in, blue, purple, white, red and then white in the middle. hehe kinda cool actually.
Like i said before, i knew that paintball would be painfull, but i just didn't realise how much.

	12-01-2004 00:25									#24
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i was gonna say wear a cup next time but since you are a girl you don't have any jewels to protect

also since the paintballs sting they make you mad because pain makes you mad. that's what he's mad about plus the fact you are a hoe

	12-01-2004 00:50									#25
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quote: Originally posted by Ted Striker also since the paintballs sting they make you mad because pain makes you mad. that's what he's mad about

Well if he's mad about being shot fair and square from about 3 metres away then what the hell is he playing paintball for? I mean thats the point - I'm just pissed off cos he shot me when he was 'out'.

	12-01-2004 00:53									#26
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it's cause you're a girl

	12-01-2004 00:58									#27
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That's part of the fun. It's not that you're a girl.

Petulantly firing off a round in petty revenge is an honourable part of the game.

	12-01-2004 01:05									#28
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i admit it i've done it myself

	12-01-2004 01:07									#29
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Wear padded pants next time, Amazon warrior. (Seriously. I'd think that would absorb at least some of the kinetic energy.)

	12-01-2004 02:59									#30
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Would an old fashioned quilted snowsuit be useful?