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Cyprus? (Time out:0 days after 12-01-2004, 07:41)
Recycling aluminum cans
Setting up neighborhood watch to keep an eye out for invading Turks
Helping Mrs. Jones take out the trash
Adopting a puppy from the local animal shelter
Arming area "White Castle" employees to prevent attempted plunderings by Turkish marauders
Creating a fun birdhouse out of pipe cleaners and milk cartons
Reading to mentally handicapped children after school
Hijacking local cruise liner, demanding audience with UN
Giving some old legwarmers to the salvation army
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monkspider is offline monkspider
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What are you doing in your neighborhood to help end the Turkish occupation of Cyprus? Help yourself to an AD-FREE life

With the new year, it is time to evaluate our commitment to the world community and come up with new ways to help.

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Put an end to popups!

I continually upgrade my computer, just incase they need to use it for weapons research.

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Turks are the bad guys, Greeks are the good guys?

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Got spare money?

Yep.

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I'm gonna harrass the Turks when I go to Germany this Summer.

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I don't know how much I'm willing to give back to Greece after years of rather embarassing political potrayal of their people on this site alone. Can I get a few free Opa coupons, first?

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You missed the option involving "sending supplies, funds and intelligence to the valiant Turkish army".

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I cheer the Turks on and hope they reaquire thier wayward province known as Greece.

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I have armed myself with a big stick and will be handing out more big sticks to my vigilante army, as soon as I can create it. We're going to patrol the perimeter (read: the street that leads to the supermarket) looking out for Turkish infiltrators.

Some people have mentioned that Turkey is 13,000 miles from here and has no power projection capabilities. That may be true. However, you can never be too careful.

P.S. Turkey out of Cyprus!

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..Man my Dawg is dumb...


(OK APOLYTON THIS IS WHERE YOU ASK)


HOW DUMB IS HE??

My Dawg is so Dumb he thought he was McGruff and taking a bite out of some Turks when it was a Porcupine!!

Man he looks in pain!!

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Volunteering at local Oxfam and Green Peace

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I have armed myself with a big stick and will be handing out more big sticks to my vigilante army, as soon as I can create it. We're going to patrol the perimeter (read: the street that leads to the supermarket) looking out for Turkish infiltrators.

Some people have mentioned that Turkey is 13,000 miles from here and has no power projection capabilities. That may be true. However, you can never be too careful.

P.S. Turkey out of Cyprus!


Now that's the spirit!

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MAN.. he would have to have kept coming back at different angles for that bruisin. Stupid indeed

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I cheer the Turks on and hope they reaquire thier wayward province known as Greece.


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MAN.. he would have to have kept coming back at different angles for that bruisin. Stupid indeed


To Him this is apparently what a Turk looks like, so having gone R E D with Fury..he just closed his eyes, lowered his head and commenced to whoopin on that Porcupine..

But now we not only have an extremely painful pouchie but also a porcupine that favors an otter

Peace

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I'm distributing bananas.

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I thought you train Cyprian spearmen to resist Turkish tanks

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Oh...um, *ahem* well... you know. Stuff...

*Hides plans for vacation to Turkey next year*

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Turks are the bad guys, Greeks are the good guys?


other way around

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Ok "Greeks are the good guys, Turks are the bad guys"

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funny

greeks are always bad

Shi Huangdi is offline Shi Huangdi
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To help the Turks hold onto their rightful land, I send care packages of deodrant to the North Cyprus Turks to help them resist their neighbor's smell.

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post pictures of miss turkey please

and miss cyprus

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I try to convince people that Cyprus' entry in the Union is the right thing.

Not that it changes anything, since the entry of Cyprus this year is now a sure thing, and there are fast progresses in the peace process.

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FREE CYPRUS FROM AMERICAN IMPERIALISM!!!

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quote:
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other way around


But those guys are towelheads

Remember? We're supposed to hate the browner of peoples!

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post pictures of miss turkey please

and miss cyprus


Arza Akin of Turkey, winner of 2003 miss world

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I try to convince people that Cyprus' entry in the Union is the right thing.

Not that it changes anything, since the entry of Cyprus this year is now a sure thing, and there are fast progresses in the peace process.



They need to rename it to the "French led Union backed by Germany and a bunch of little satellite hoes"

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Arza Akin of Turkey, winner of 2003 miss world



Holy ****

Little bit of baggage under the eyes, but nothing prep H won't fix

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Actually no

They look like cute little labia preps. I'd so enjoy those little darlings blinking at me all day and night

 
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