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82. Chlg 82 hatschy vs. berXpert; Started Feb 2004 -- In progress.
83. Chlg 83 blackice vs. berXpert; Started Feb 2004 -- In progress.
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I owe..I owe..it's off to work I go
Jul 2000 time: 00:33
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quote: Originally posted by ricketyclik
I've been trying to convince my (career oriented) wife to have a second for 4 years now. But as someone said to me once "I'm sure you'll get on top of the problem" |
I am an Area Manager in the Ready Mix Concrete Industry. Whenever I start a new project I hold a Pre Placement Conference with all players to go over issues.
Might I suggest this sir:
Go Home late one evening, Missus Ricketyclik is asleep..you get on your Batman -(or Robin) suit,climb into bed, QUICKLY shove 3 aspirin-not Tylenol or Ibuprofen, but regular powdered type, into her mouth...
Naturally she awakes, perhaps kinda ticked off, asking you what the heck is going on...to which you reply (innocently) Dearest Missus Ricketyclik, these are for your headache..
now..she most probably will give you a CUJO Looking Growl, using a gutteral tone..I AINT GOT NO HEADACHE!!!
Thats when you rip off your Batman-Robin suit, exposing one of the Mountain men from Deliverence Movie, and say..."YOU SURE GOT YOU A PRETTY M-0-[ ]T{-}!!
This should get you either in the Proximity of BABY MAKING VILLE
-OR-
You will see on of these folks below..!!
(Lawyers!!)
Good luck!!
Peace
Grandpa "Just giving folksy wisdom" Troll
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checkMate
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Mississippi
Sep 2002 time: 23:33
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quote: Originally posted by Grandpa Troll
I am an Area Manager in the Ready Mix Concrete Industry. Whenever I start a new project I hold a Pre Placement Conference with all players to go over issues.
Might I suggest this sir:
Go Home late one evening, Missus Ricketyclik is asleep..you get on your Batman -(or Robin) suit,climb into bed, QUICKLY shove 3 aspirin-not Tylenol or Ibuprofen, but regular powdered type, into her mouth...
Naturally she awakes, perhaps kinda ticked off, asking you what the heck is going on...to which you reply (innocently) Dearest Missus Ricketyclik, these are for your headache..
now..she most probably will give you a CUJO Looking Growl, using a gutteral tone..I AINT GOT NO HEADACHE!!!
Thats when you rip off your Batman-Robin suit, exposing one of the Mountain men from Deliverence Movie, and say..."YOU SURE GOT YOU A PRETTY M-0-[ ]T{-}!!
This should get you either in the Proximity of BABY MAKING VILLE
-OR-
You will see on of these folks below..!!
(Lawyers!!)
Good luck!!
Peace
Grandpa "Just giving folksy wisdom" Troll |
I tried that once. Been singing saprano in the Boys choir ever since.
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quinns
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Beautiful baby, Lung! Thanks for showing us BirdMan! I'll try to get a picture of Lia soon.
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ricketyclik
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Great Southern Land
Feb 2002 time: 15:33
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Here's a pretty old picture of my daughter, but there's still a striking resemblance, particularly to the pose...
http://apolyton.net/upload/view.php?file=18025_amelia.bmp
Edit: Damn, how do you get the actual image to show up in the post?
Last edited by ricketyclik on 19-02-2004 at 10:47
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