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GhengisFarb is offline GhengisFarb
Deity
I want my HAMBURGERS!!
May 2002
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quote:
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Since this is modelled on Greek mythology, I want to hear the bit where Ming changes into an animal and ravishes a virgin.

That would be the part about rah and Virgin Ranger.

Course its not Virgin Ranger anymore.

Agathon is offline Agathon
Prince
Leafs 4TW!! - CPA
Dec 2002
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Why, is he really a sissy, pathetic virgin?

ppphhhhttttttt!!!!

Pity it isn't Rah - I'd pay money to watch a ferret go at a virgin - or rather I'd bet money on the virgin.

Alex is offline Alex
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Brasil
Mar 1999
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do not underestimate a ferret's lust.

Agathon is offline Agathon
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Dec 2002
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quote:
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do not underestimate a ferret's lust.


Who votes that Rah should put this in his sig?
Rasputin is offline Rasputin
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Brisbane
May 1999
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not me
Paddy the Scot is offline Paddy the Scot
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Hordeland
Mar 2001
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quote:
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Ming's been ravishing a virgin..., I never would have expected him to sink that low..





hey is Virgin Ravishing not the done thing...

but they might like it...

Agathon is offline Agathon
Prince
Leafs 4TW!! - CPA
Dec 2002
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Got spare money?

We don't have to have him ravishing them as an animal. Zeus once impregnated a women in the guise of a golden shower, thus inventing a whole new genre of porn.

GhengisFarb is offline GhengisFarb
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I want my HAMBURGERS!!
May 2002
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Got spare money?

The problem with Ming impregnating people is the Ming Juniors.

Rasputin is offline Rasputin
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May 1999
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as long as they daughters, i hear his daughter is cute ... or was that rahs daughter ????
DrSpike is offline DrSpike
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Sep 2001
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This thread's life expectancy is dropping.

PLATO is offline PLATO
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Of the occupied South
Dec 2002
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So...


Rah, How did you do on the craps table? Did your new deity status help guide the dice? Any hard eights?
Imran Siddiqui is offline Imran Siddiqui
Deity
The Potterverse
Jan 1970
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quote:
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And we still don't either.

Jaguar is offline Jaguar
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Apr 2000
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quote:
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Why, is he really a sissy, pathetic virgin?

ppphhhhttttttt!!!!

Pity it isn't Rah - I'd pay money to watch a ferret go at a virgin - or rather I'd bet money on the virgin.

I have no idea how this thread got to ferret-virgin sex, but I'm way too lazy to figure it out.
DarkCloud is offline DarkCloud
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Jul 2000
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You can alwasy mention in your mythos the story about how Mao became deity thrice

He had a PCR after reaching 11,000 or so, then when he reached 10,003 posts, his account was mysteriously deleted so he started a new account, made 45 posts, then had his posts reinstated and returned to deity

Jaguar is offline Jaguar
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quote:
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You can alwasy mention in your mythos the story about how Mao became deity thrice

He had a PCR after reaching 11,000 or so, then when he reached 10,003 posts, his account was mysteriously deleted so he started a new account, made 45 posts, then had his posts reinstated and returned to deity

This thread is clearly about ferret sex.

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Dec 2002
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quote:
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This thread is clearly about ferret sex.


Clearly.
Jaguar is offline Jaguar
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quote:
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Clearly.

Clearly that was a spam post.

Agathon is offline Agathon
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Dec 2002
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No spam.

GF is composing a Hesiodic epic about the Birth of Apolyton. Since I am sort of a Classicist, and probably the only one who's ever read any Hesiod, I'm helping make it as authentic as possible.

Now all he needs is a pre-existing chaos to go with the sex-in-animal-form and the showers of gold.
Rasputin is offline Rasputin
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time for antoher thread to die ...
Agathon is offline Agathon
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Dec 2002
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Don't be hasty - perhaps GF will finish his poem. I thought it was pretty good.
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All this talk of GF finishing things, maybe what has led him to finish his PBEM career... all very sad...
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he deleted al lthe civ stuff from his comp

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he is having hassles with loading or some such...

these have been a major drama for some of us over the last 3 months.. I have had to completely remove all scent of Civ from my beast, and start again as well. Thank to people such as Bongo and SirOsis, along with several others, for helping me through these ,,sa,s;s,sa'dj'daWIHWEIHDFAWIHEC;'/aodsiHN times...
DrSpike is offline DrSpike
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Sep 2001
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Guys, let GF finish up before you get the thread closed.

PLATO is offline PLATO
King
Of the occupied South
Dec 2002
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quote:
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Clearly that was a spam post.


Actually it was a sarcasm post. Dr. Spike was right. The life expectancy of this thread has dropped to near zero. From congrats to rah on reaching "the" milestone, to discussion of rah's Vegas trip, to ferret sex. All rah related, but "clearly" headed downhill fast.
Theben is offline Theben
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Dance Dance for the Revolution!
Jan 1970
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As long as GF continues his epic, and people don't chime in with consistent "+1!", the thread should be okay.



+1
-Jrabbit is offline -Jrabbit
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Feb 2002
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Congrats, RAH. It's somehow reassuring to see the inevitable happen...
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Apolyton Prince of Moderators, Master of Reason
Lord of the Ferrets
Jan 1970
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I'll give the next likely deity a few more hours to finish, or this thread is toast.

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King
Of the occupied South
Dec 2002
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So rah, How did you make out in Vegas?
Skanky Burns is offline Skanky Burns
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Skanky Bastard Quartermaster
Aug 2001
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300 posts could take him a while...
 
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