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I was King Hodad I... 1500 posts in just over 10 months... but my birthright was nicked from me by the Auditors of Forumreality.
I am but a humble prince. I plead allegiance to you and am willing to take any idle vixens... 
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I will be King of the Old Dominion soon enough. Get your own sword and stick your helmet up your horse's arse!
[This message has been edited by RUFFHAUS8 (edited March 29, 2001).]
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His Divine Shadow
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Side 3, Archduchy of Zeon
Feb 2001
time: 23:13
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quote:
Originally posted by Defiant on 03-30-2001 02:11 PM
HDS,
Your are the lowest of my servants, you are summoned to clean the royal spit buckets of chewing tobacco. 
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Careful how you speak about the servants. We wash your cars, take out your trash, and guard you while you sleep. We're the all-singing, all-dancing scum of the universe, and the last people with whom you want to ****.
Besides, I believe it was Emperor Elrood Corrino who said that "the purpose of an autocrat is to exercise the Will of the People, and one who does not assure that the Will of the populace is intact is destined for a short reign." Not that I'd EVER dare school you on how to rule, your Grace. I'm certain you even have a sister with which you can establish a pure bloodline of descendants, seeing as how you've thought of everything in breathless anticipation of your ascendancy to the throne of Miscellania. 
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Doesn't fit, eh? Small wonder! The size of your helmet seems to have swelled to the size of a pumpkin since your ascendancy to the throne.
As for your sword (speaking of small wonders), in the Old Dominion blades that tiny are known as a putty knives. Do you spackle the walls with that thang?
[This message has been edited by RUFFHAUS8 (edited March 30, 2001).]
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