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MDR
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Avatar of Sweetness & Light
Nov 1999
time: 23:13
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BUILDS & DISBANDS
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Britain: +5
France: +6
Holland: +8
Prussia: 0
Austria: +3
Russia: 0
Turkey: +4
China: 0
Japan: +1
USA: +1
CSA: +5
Mexico: +3
Brazil: -1
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RETREATS
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Prussia
A (Bav) (SUPPORT CUT, DISLODGED, MAY RETREAT TO SIL or OTB)
Russia
A-GRG (DISLODGED, MAY RETREAT TO MOS, PRM, OMS, ORN, or OTB)
China
A-BEN (BOUNCE, DISLODGED, MAY RETREAT TO ASM or OTB)
Japan
F YELLOW (DISLODGED, MAY RETREAT TO IZU, E.CHINA, or OTB)
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Treacherous Russian pigs! We shall stand your foul smelling betrayals and
your uncouth and uneducated culture no longer.
is somebody going to stop the filthy turk
Death to the inferior yellow hordes and their lizard emperor.
We will reclaim what is ours! The road to Hong Kong shall be made clear by the power of our mighty armies and fleets!
You Inferior Frenchie Froggie's are not worth my time, GET OUT! Go back to your boyfriends!
A French commander was overheard yelling to his troops, "Onward men, those Chinese fools couldn't hit an elephant from 20 paces!"
Austrian scum, may you burn in hell forever for this betrayal against your
own brethren!
I told you once to get out of my way, this is your last warning!
General Grant, all set for the Yankee Triathalon?
March South,
Run North,
Swim the Potomac!
It is high time that the Hogfather and his Prussian hogs should meet their makers.
Pathetic excuses of frogs, I shall dine on your legs in Berlin!
We wish our glorious brothers in arms well
Is it just me or are France and Holland a little too cozy? Europe get your
divine shadow and your ass in gear.
The people of Denmark will be freed from the tyranny of the Prussians! Death to the opressors!
Lest anyone think that Mexican labor is cheap or that a single floating
french cork in the Pacific will dictate the policies of the Americas.
The Spanish colonies of the lowlands ought to keep to that: lowliving in
their lowlands. And the Stadtholder's mother smells funny.
Prussia - Mmm, Bavaria tastes like chicken! I just wanted to thank you for
your shortsightedness. After all, without it, the Divine Order would not be
savoring the torments I'm inflicting upon your citizenry. Don't worry,
though. My people are, after all, professionals, and it would be wasteful
to perform a mass cleansing without wringing every delightful drop of
anguish from the scream-torn throats of your populace. I'll treat Berlin
the same way, just so you don't concern yourself that I may treat your
social elite in the manner of the cattle that they are. Instead, I'll just
process them into raw proteins to feed to slaves and breeders. The
leftovers I'll convert into pig feed, and burn the waste for its methane.
In the Divine Order, there's a use for every Prussian. You'll see.
Long live our allies, the CSA!
France - Good boy! Good doggie! Good little English lap doggie!
The British have all of the manners that the crude and barbaric Prussians lack.
Russians, pepare to die slowly and painfully. We will no longer tolerate the smell to our north, you stink, pig-eaters! Fear the islamic sword of the Ottoman empire, and may allah be with us!
The Turks must be cleansed from the earth
YANKEES ROUTED AT SHARPSBURG! MCCLELLAN RESIGNS IN DISGRACE! LINCOLN
IMPEACHED! Lee set to march on Washington next year!
RICHMOND - September 18, 1862 - After luring Yankee troops across Antietam
Creek at "Burnsides Birdge" and along the Boonsborogh Turnpike, General A.P.
Hill's Division of the Army of Northern Virgina's First Corps smashed into
the advancing Federal's flank just south of Sharpsburg, Maryland. Commanding
General Robert E. Lee was conferring with his staff, who had been preparing
to retire the day on the success of bloody standoffs against superior numbers
at "Bloody Lane" and Dunker Church, when Hill's Virginians routed Burnside,
scattering his divisions into the and back across the water. Lee was
congratulating his staff officers for a fine effort when, "Up Came Hill!" to
decisely win the day.
Following on this Summer's success at Second Manassas, General Lee march the
Army of Northern Virginia into Maryland, capturing the Federal garrison at
Harpers Ferry along the way.Before the battle General George B. McClellan
intercepted a dispatch carried Lee's plans, and boasted to his staff, "...if
I cannot whip Bobby Lee, I will be willing to go home. If I don't crush Lee
now, you may call me whatever you please." After the defeat at Sharpsburg
"Little Mac" is the only way anyone refers to McClellan.
With Confederate troops poised to seize the Yankee Capital, The United States
House of Representatives has impeached President Lincoln. It seems the
"Whiskered Tyrant" is none too popular. President Jefferson Ruffhaus VIII
has demanded that the United States unconditionally surrender and formally
acknowledge to sovereignty of the Confederacy.
NEWS:
Berlin built to the ground by Chancellor!
Former Berlin- Chancellor Otto von Bismarck is reported to have set fire to
the Reichstag and has ordered his troops to set fire to all of Berlin. It is
reported to have been playing the didjeridoo at the moment when he was
forced out of the Chancellory in Wilhelmstrasse by the flames.
German Kaiser Escapes to New Orleans!
New Orleans- Avioding British naval blockades to German ships in the North
Sea, the Kaiser's private yacht holding the Kaiser and his family have
escaped from Berlin, where government has been bestowed upon the Chancellor,
Otto von Bismarck. After a pleasant journey they arrived in New Orleans and
are to dine with the President of the Confederate States.
The Europeans have proved to be more savages that the zulus in Africa. I
should make better friends amongs Americans than amongst the uncouth and
idiotic Europeans.
Kaiser Wilhelm insists on blowing raspberried towards the east every night
before going to bed.
Napoleon Schmapoleon. The Brazilians couldn't beat a dead horse.
Russia - Thanks for the vote of confidence into Berlin, but I've always
wondered what it would be like to see Odessa this season. Who knows? The
Ottomans may send me a postcard from delightful Romania and Georgia, which
only brightens my outlook on things. You Russians are a hardy lot, though.
You may get used to the Turkish penchant for anal impalement for all
non-Muslims and recidivists.
All who oppose the Great Tsar shall die for their treachery
Spare no-one! We will not stopuntil every American is cleared from Canadian soil!
Britain
A Van - Vct
A Wsh S CSA A Sfr - Ore
F Hudson S F N. Atlantic - Nvs
F N. Atlantic - Nvs
F N. Passage - Grn
F W. Med - Tyr
F Mrc Holds
F North - Den
F Norwegian S A Nor
A Nor S F Norwegian (MISORDER)
F Aby Holds
F Mds - GoManaar
A Lck - Ben
A Hyd S A Lck - Ben
F Fm Holds
F Sp - Mls
F Barrier - Tasman
A Kas -> HOLDS (not ordered)
A Que -> HOLDS (not ordered)
France
F Kirbati-Hawai'i
A Virgin Isles H
F NE Trades S A Gold Coast-Recife
F Middle Atlantic C A Gold Coast-Recife
A Gold Coast-Recife (via Middle Atlantic)
A MDO-Sie
F Sicilia H
A Marseilles-Metz
A Metz-Stuttgart
A Ruhr S A Metz-Stuttgart
A Piemonte H
F Biscay-Azores
A Yut S F Ann-Tnk (SUPPORT CUT)
A Sia S A Yut
F Ann-Tnk
F SCS S F Ann-Tnk
Holland
1. F Heligoland Bight supports A Hamburg Kiel
2. A Hamburg Kiel supports British F North Sea -> Denmark
3. A Pra -> Brasilia
4. A Mita -> Lima (BOUNCE)
5. F South Atlantic -> St Georges Islands
6. A Botswana holds
7. F Congo -> Okn
8. F Mozambique Channel -> Seychelles
9. F Maldives -> Arabian Sea
10. F Bay of Bengal -> Rangoon (BOUNCE)
11. F Coral Sea -> New Zealand
12. F Timor -> New Guinea
13. F Celebes -> Irian Jaya
14. A Sarawak holds
Prussia
A (Denmark) -> Hamburg (DESTROYED)
A (Berlin) SUPPORT A (Denmark) -> Hamburg (SUPPORT CUT, DESTROYED)
A (Tu) SUPPORT A (Denmark) -> Hamburg (SUPPORT CUT, DESTROYED)
A (Bav) SUPPORT A (Ber) (SUPPORT CUT, DISLODGED, MAY RETREAT TO SIL or OTB)
Austria
A Glc to Sev (BOUNCE)
A Sil to Ber
A Vie to Bav
A Ven supports A Vie to Bav
A Crt to Sr
F Adr to Sal
Russia
A-ALK>VNC
A-YUK>BCL
F-SWE HOLDS
A-FIN S F-SWE
A-PRS S Austrian A-SIL>BER
A-LIV S A-WRS
A-WRS S A-SEV
A-SEV S F-RMN (SUPPORT CUT)
F-RMN S A-SEV (SUPPORT CUT, DESTROYED)
A-GRG HOLDS (DISLODGED, MAY RETREAT TO MOS, PRM, OMS, ORN, or OTB)
A-TEH S A-KHV>AFG
A-KHV>AFG
A-BKH>KRC (BOUNCE)
F-SEO S A-VLA
A-VLA S F-SEO
A-SK S A-VLA
Turkey
A BOS - RMN
A SOF S A BOS - RMN
F AEG - GRE
F E.MED - TRP
A TUN H
A BKU S A ANG - GRG
F BLACK C A ANG - GRG
A ANG - GRG
A BAN - KRC (BOUNCE)
F PERSIAN - OMA
A SYR - ARM
China
A-TIB > BEN (BOUNCE)
A-BEN > RNG (BOUNCE, DISLODGED, MAY RETREAT TO ASM or OTB)
A-RNG > YUT (BOUNCE)
A-MLY S A-RNG > YUT
A-YUN S A-TNK
A-TNK S A-RNG > YUT (SUPPORT CUT)
A-CAN S A-TNK
A-FUC > HK
F-SHA S F-PEK > YELLOW
F-PEK > YELLOW
A-MNC S A-PA
A-PA S A-MNC
Japan (NMR!)
A FSN -> HOLDS
F SoJAPAN -> HOLDS
F YELLOW -> HOLDS (DISLODGED, MAY RETREAT TO IZU, E.CHINA, or OTB)
F KG -> HOLDS
F OKI -> HOLDS
F MND -> HOLDS
USA
F W.Bay - W.Coast
A Kan - Neb
A Alb - Ung
F Nvs - Chesapeake (NO INSULT GIVEN, DISLODGED & DESTROYED)
A Qbc - Hold
A Nyo - Wdc
F Rcm - Hold (DESTROYED)
CSA
F Chesapeake - Quebec (BOUNCE)
A Atlanta - Richmond
A Tennessee supports A Atlanta - Richmond
A Haiti - hold
A Chicago - Kansas
A Oklahoma supports A Chicago - Kansas
A New Mexico supports A Chicago - Kansas
A San Francisco - Oregon
Mexico
F GoCalifornia - E.Pacific
F W CAR - PAN
F GoPanama - LMA
A BGT supports F GoPanama - LMA
A BRC supports A AMA (HOLDS, NO COMPLIMENT GIVEN)
Brazil
A Ama - Lma (BOUNCE)
A LPA H
F B. Current - Rec (BOUNCE)
F CoArgentina - B.Current (BOUNCE)
A Goy -> HOLDS (No Order Given)
This has been a busy turn! Interesting little wars springing up all over the planet. Lots of units were destroyed. Once the map is posted, we'll talk about when retreats are due. Once retreats are in, then we'll talk about builds & disbands. Please remember to keep track of all your units...
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"Guns for show, Knives for a pro..."
Lock, Stock, & Two Smoking Barrels
[This message has been edited by MDR (edited April 05, 2001).]
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Gerwald
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Springfield, VA, USA
Jan 2000
time: 05:13
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Um, honorable MDR. The Mexican embassy would humbly suggest that they would be receiving 3 builds (BRC, PAN & LMA). This, in turn, would possibly decrease the ever-expanding Dutch Slave empire by 1 SC to a modest 7. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Scott F
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Indiana
Oct 2000
time: 00:13
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If the Mexicans weren't so busy eating tacos, they would note that their assault into Lima and Barcelona in no way diminishes the glorious Dutch Empire and that the Stadtholder will still have plenty of glorious new units to form in the winter to take up the white man's burden over the savages.
[This message has been edited by Scott F (edited April 05, 2001).]
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Scott F
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Indiana
Oct 2000
time: 00:13
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Notes:
American A Alb cannot move to Ung, as Alb and Ung do not share a common border.
The same with Ottoman F Eastern Med, which cannot move to Trp.
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keeping track of units... I have no units 
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Talon22
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No Way did I NMR!
I sent those moves in Tuesday Morning!
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Who ordered the boot party on the Hogfather?
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What is best in life? Crush your enemy! See him driven before you. And to hear the lamentation of his women.
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MDR
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Avatar of Sweetness & Light
Nov 1999
time: 23:13
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Talon, I went through my list of emails thoroughly, and I did not find anything from you. If you sent them, I did not see them. I figure you did send them, but they got destroyed somewhere in the net.
Hogfather, you still have one unit, pending your retreat. Bavaria either goes to Silesia or OTB. I've seen this happen in games before. Sorry this had to happen to you. I'll reserve a seat for you in the next game, if you want.
HDS, you're right about that, but I'm assuming that Hogfather will go ahead and take that Bavarian retreat into Silesia...which means you're still down to three. If he decides to go OTB, then you get four and have the capacity to build in Silesia.
Ruffhaus...I'm as surprised at this turn of events as you. However, coalition assaults like that tend to happen on these maps...I'm just sorry it happened so soon.
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"Guns for show, Knives for a pro..."
Lock, Stock, & Two Smoking Barrels
[This message has been edited by MDR (edited April 05, 2001).]
[This message has been edited by MDR (edited April 05, 2001).]
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Gerwald
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Springfield, VA, USA
Jan 2000
time: 05:13
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Talon, simply forward your email to MDR again. It should show a time stamp somewhere.
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Retreat to SILESIA! 
Even in death I can still be a pain in the ass!
Do I have to write my ever so short EOG as soon as my sad ass is wiped off the game?
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Talon22
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Unfortunately my e-mail does not keep track of sent mails. What do you want me to do, MDR?
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Talon22
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Yes, my e-mail is unfortunately web-based.
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Gerwald
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Springfield, VA, USA
Jan 2000
time: 05:13
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MDR, after this is resolved, would you start a new thread with the next deadline, please? Thank you in advance.
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