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Jul 2003
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The Inflatable Citizens of Rubberwoman is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. Its compassionate, cynical population of 1.078 billion are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Commerce. The average income tax rate is 62%, and even higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Uranium Mining.
The nation's first space rocket -- sponsored by Pepsi and shaped like an enormous soda bottle -- is being developed, genetic research has been halted, all alcohol is banned, and factories are regularly demolished to make way for low-cost housing areas. Crime is relatively low, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Rubberwoman's national animal is the Blow-Up Suzy Mk IV, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the puncture repair kit.
Rubberwoman is ranked 1st in the region and 5,903rd in the world for Nudest.
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The Unreasonably Holy Empire of Uddersville is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its complete absence of social welfare. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.469 billion are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Religion & Spirituality, and Commerce. The average income tax rate is 80%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Uranium Mining industry.
There have been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, and organ donation is compulsory. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Uddersville's national animal is the archangel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the Heavenly Credit.
Uddersville is ranked 31st in the region and 110,098th in the world for Nudest.
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The Undemocratic Sultanate of Al Mastif is a massive, devout nation, notable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.437 billion are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Defence, although Religion & Spirituality and Commerce are on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 91%, and even higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Uranium Mining industry.
Organ donation is compulsory, nudity is frowned upon, sex offenders find themselves 'cut off' from any ability to repeat their crimes, and naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Al Mastif's national animal is the fundamentalist, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the camel.
Al Mastif is ranked 26th in the region and 104,882nd in the world for Nudest.
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The Magical Land of The Fairytale Kingdom is a massive, economically powerful nation, remarkable for its strong anti-business politics. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.065 billion are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Commerce, Defence, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 86%, and even higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Uranium Mining.
The woodcutter is believed to be extinct, citizens must pay to enjoy The Fairytale Kingdom's pristine beaches, a survey of the nation’s rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high, and gun ownership is compulsory. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. The Fairytale Kingdom's national animal is the woodcutter, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the golden egg.
The Fairytale Kingdom is ranked 32nd in the region and 110,099th in the world for Nudest.
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