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Originally posted by Drogue
Some do. Some go on before and after work then too, but not at weekends, when family comes in. |
But, but, but... Surely Mafia is more important than family!
I mean, uh, Mafia is, uh, your family. [/thick italian accent]
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Kassiopeia
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Jyväskylä, Finland
Jul 2001
time: 07:34
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The Final Act
Only three remained.
Hercules, the bank teller. ADG, the food store owner. Spaced Cowboy, the silent person whose profession no one remembered any longer.
The men looked at each other, full of suspicion.
"I think ADG is the Mafia", Hercules opened the discussion.
ADG scoffed. "Nonsense. You, indeed, are the evil Mafia, and you have been trying to manipulate us all along."
Spaced Cowboy stood between the men, looking from one man to the other. He knew he was not the Mafia, and his choice was going to be a very crucial one.
"Before we continue, do you think the second Mafia is dead?" ADG asked.
"Yes", said Hercules. "Remember that drawing Pave made with his own blood? He was trying to make a V, not an L. V for Vovan. Vovan was the Mafia, and he got killed by the other Mafia, much to our own fortune. Also the leather glove left behind in Ghengis's house: blacksmiths use tough leather gloves, I think."
Spaced Cowboy nodded. "That does make sense." He then pondered, considered and thought about his own vote.
"A funny thing, you know", he finally said. "The first three persons impaled by the other Mafia... they were all farmers. Indeed, they were the food suppliers of our hamlet.
Also, that one morning when FlameFlash found a victim of the Mafia, he was going to get some food from the farmers.
Additionally, when Skanky Burns let out his final breath, he said "T". Perhaps that meant "three", as in "three letters". Rah, however, is dead.
What does this bring us to? Who was the food shop owner who was betrayed by the farmers and who killed them in revenge? Who was the other Mafia aside the corrupt blacksmith? It was ADG!"
A slight moment of silence. Then, without any further words, Hercules and Spaced Cowboy nodded to each other and grabbed ADG, who was reaching for a knife he had in his pocket. Hercules clamped ADG down to the ground, Spaced Cowboy took the knife, and slashed ADG's throat open.
The men stood up and looked at each other. They would have smiled, if the demise of the two Mafia hadn't cost the lives of twenty innocent villagers.
THE END
Congratulations to SC and Hercules: they win!
Last edited by Kassiopeia on 01-03-2004 at 05:43
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01-03-2004 01:07
ACK!
And then Guynemer got the defenestration thing, and I my fate was sealed. 
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