01-03-2004 14:17									#1
	The Official Acta Binaria Channel(ABC) and Communist Novostee Obsluzhivani Thread Support Apolyton buy from Amazon

This official announcement of Acta Binaria Channel(ABC) and the Communist Novostee Obsluzhivani (KHO) - The only independent online news networks in CPU!

The ABC is a full service online news network with over 256 live tv channels, online newspapers and other services. Unlike 3-D ABC is not backed by the government. Thus its objectivity is not compromised by official status or loyality to the goverment like 3D, since 3D could promote a certain kind of politics and support official views. Some of the staff of ABC are:

Second Function Kassad Omicron-Nine, codenamed laurentius, the President and chaircyborg of the board.


Diana sigma-8 the vice-president of the corporation


Leading anchor Tom Breakaw and talk show host Conan Omicron Brian


The ABC is closely affiliated with the Core Network Authority wich is a non governmental administratorial organization. The CNA is responsible for the administration of backbone chatroom (together with 3D Offices), network nodes and basic conciousness network maintenance.

PUT scientist visiting ABC Headquarters is greeted by the PR exec function, Silenus lambda-7

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	01-03-2004 14:18									#2
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The Communist Novostee Obsluzhivani (KHO) is politically left leaning network with numerous papers, channels and digital radio stations. Its mainly aimed at the worker cyborgs and unlike communist shouts back in the earth the KHK firmly dismisses all accusations of seeking a revolution.

Its directed by the self proclaimed prophet, the worker #1 Tassadar, and is an independant organ of the ABC!

Tassadar praised by the workers of his network after he decides to stop using nervestaplers at KHO to workers who arrive late


All future news flashes from these 2 networks will be in this thread so,

STAY TUNED

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	02-03-2004 03:49									#3
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Your anchor tonight is Tom Breakaw

Good Evening everyone.

Every once a while we ponder how free we really are. You with your personal function and duty and the cyborg next door with his. We here at Acta Binaria have recently been thinking a lot about our freedom as a News Network too. Not long ago our new Informations Function declared ABC to be annexed to the state run 3-D. After intence talks between him and our president Kassad omicron-9 the ABCs independency was secured with contract signed for 100 years. Also situation of KHO an independent organ of ABC has been solved and they status remains as is.

We have here to comment this deal the vice president of ABC Diana sigma-8.

-Good evening Diana and welcome to the show.
-Thank you Tom.

-You must feel like a great burden would has fallen from your shoulders to use this archaic expression.

-Very much so yes. I think this was a great victory for the independence of reporting and news casting. Now we can concentrate on practising good journalism instead of worrying about the heat from the cabinet.

-In fact the corporation is run by a member of the cabinet, Second Function kassad omicron-9. Does his presence interfere with the journalistic freedom?

-Not that I or anyone else has noticed. He doesnt tell us what to say or anything like that. If you think he is writing this right now too, your wrong. He doesnt like write what we should say and what not to say.

-I see, Thank you for your time Diana Sigma-8.

-Thank you Tom.


The vice president of ABC - Diana sigma-8


Additional pictures from ABC.

Inside the ABC HQ


At ABC we always solve our diffencies on a civilised and peaceful manner. Boss of the marketing division is having a heated conversation with one of his emplyees.


"laurentius, obstructor and Conan omicron brian waiting for a show to start at holotheater"






Coming up tonight on ABC:

20:20 Hard Chat with Tim Sigma-bastian-5
An interview with the director of KOH Tassadar!

21:00 ABC NEWS with Tom Breakaw

21:30 The Little Brother
The show where 12 cyborgs tracking chips are turned off and their quest to PEACE immigrant run pubs and nightclubs is only followed by the extensive security camera and GPS network. Every week they can call one of theit friends to join.

22:30 Late Night with Conan omicron brian.
Live from ABC building in Apolyton Prime!


STAY TUNED!

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	02-03-2004 04:03									#4
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quote: Originally posted by laurentius PUT scientist visiting ABC Headquarters is greeted by the PR exec function, Silenus lambda-7

It's almost a miracle that PUT is still with us if you see how scary we appear to ful humans.

	02-03-2004 06:07									#5
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COMMUNIST NOVOSTI OBSLUZHIVANI
Newspaper of your Lord God!

All the peoples worship the Lord God Tassadar at the temple each day!!! ...... All the peoples of course bring magnificent gifts to keep the Lord God Tassadar happy! ..... All the peoples decry the false gods of Laurentius, of Obstructor! The people want the Lord God Tassadar! ..... Communism is glorious! ..... The peoples do not trust Laurentius for fair and balanced news, only the Lord-in-Savior Tassadar! ..... Your reading KOH - Chirons Independant Newspaper for Fair and Balanced News! ..... You may continue reading the paper now! ..... All the peoples will stop looking at the ticker and read the paper instead! ...... Read the newspaper now or feel the wrath of your god! ..... Qi lai!



Your God Get's His Own News Agency!
By: Your god, of course.

On Wednesday it was announced by I, your savior, that the Communist Novosti Obsluzhivani would become an independant organ of the ABC News Network.
"It's a historic day for all of us. Imagine God running news about Heaven, Earth, and Chiron! This is going to be much better than that....whatever the vile one has planned. Let's all read KOH!" Said a proud disciple of the Lord God at the Daily Tithing Meeting in the CyConian Procreation Unit.

People celebrate the independance of the KOH - News Agency of the Lord God!

But what will become of 3D? The Lord cares not. However now all CyConian citizens will be free to read fair and balanced news from Chrion's #1 source for news - KOH!


All Soldiers Love Tassadar
A haiku series - Poemwriter.DLL

All CyCon soldiers,
Love the Lord God Tassadar,
For he is our god.

We denounce false gods,
And pledge our life to our god,
The Lord Tassadar.

Give a round of applause for POEMWRITER.DLL, an extension of WORSHIP.EXE which you download every day!

Well, that's it for now. Stay tuned for another issue of KOH - Chirons source for fair and balanced news: KOH! Of course, when your god feels more creative.
Zhongguo!




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	02-03-2004 17:49									#6
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What a beautiful haiku tass

	03-03-2004 01:17									#7
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Sorry for editing my first post but you didn`t include my saying. You should have consulted me as IF.




ANNOUNCEMENT BY OBSTRUCTOR-OMICRON-9, 3D Informations Function and editor of 3D.

After recent merging of ABC with 3D megacorporation I have decided to dismiss it as cooperating channel to Second Function, aka Kassad, since 3D already had a monopoly on CC, and competition may be useful. A contract of cooperation for 100 years has been signed, ensuring political freedom of ABC and its indenpendence. Do not be alarmed if new in it are different than those in 3D - this is part of competition. Also, license has been given to KHO, since we are a free society, and this kind of communist propaganda has been dismissed as Hive attempt to mindcontrol CPU. It has official license of entertaining -religious-intelectual channel.
3D Offices corporation will continue to bring you over 1024 channels od news and entertainment. I just hope we will continue our successful cooperation as news networks. Also, ABC has not yet been granted licence for outside broadcasting, since Kassad wants it to be an internal news station. This is all. Thank you and good night.

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	03-03-2004 01:54									#8
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Dont worry, I will edit them back soon

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	03-03-2004 02:12									#9
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We agreed we will do it together. Ah nevermind.
I now have competition.


BTW I see you used the photo I sent you for avatar as you avatar.

	03-03-2004 02:19									#10
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I think you may have misunderstood something....but nevermind.

Yeah i thought I'd use this for a while thanks.