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Due to a family medical problem, which has since worked out satisfactorily, I spent most of last week in a state of sleep deprivation. My sense of humor takes an odd turn then, or to quote my wife on some of my ideas that occur when in this kind of state, "You're weird, dear." Here is my contribution to SMAC/X humor, what's yours?
to the tune of the sesame street song - The Postman is a Person in Your Neighborhood
Oh the mind worm is a creature in your habitat, in your habitat, in your hab-i-tat, oh the mindworm is a creature in your habitiat, it's a pink thing that attacks if free market's where you at, it's is thingy that will eat - your - brain - each - time.
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Starfarer
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The endless oceans of Darkness that surround us all...
Jan 2004
time: 05:34
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If I were a mindworm, I'd eat YOU, baby.
You should get some resonance, so I can pulse ya', baby.
And, perhaps, if you're REALLY drunk...
Wanna see my Silksteel?
*Chuhckles* Hey, I never said I was GOOD at this.
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SynthetGod8
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After the fall of Sparta Command, the Giains could not find the leader of the Spartans, Colonel Santiago. Deirdre Skye asked about her at the Network Node, the Recreation Commons, the Command Center and even in the Brood Pits. In the end, she had to ask herself, "Where in the world is Corazon Santiago?"
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Starfarer
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The endless oceans of Darkness that surround us all...
Jan 2004
time: 05:34
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And why'd Zakahrov cross the road?
To prove the fundamental principle that space is finite and thus can be manipulated because all finite things can be manipulated because once you know the beginning and the end you can easily fold them as you please and thus singularity mechanics work because we can prove all sorts of interesting and fascinating things as long as we have the proper test subjects and it's okay if they scream a little because that only furthers our studies on sonics and sound and the number of decibels in a human shout and...
Why'd anyone ELSE cross it?
To get the hell away from Zakharov.
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shawnmmcc
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Why did Foreman Domai cross the road - to make sure the Drones had managed to bulldoze everything flat.
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shawnmmcc
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Why did the Pirate cross the road?
To get the hell away before the Sea Former dumped it into the ocean.
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SynthetGod8
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Why did Miriam cross the fenced and guarded road?
"We Must Dissent"
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SynthetGod8
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What do you call twenty University drop-pod squads that burn up in the atmosphere during re-entry?
A minor design flaw that will be corrected in the next version.... in the meantime, let's go take a trip through the new Matter Transmitter!
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