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Ben Kenobi is offline Ben Kenobi
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Oct 2002
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If she's French, she could be Catholic.

And you would score points by inviting her to the Passion.

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Aug 2001
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If she's French, she could be Catholic.

And you would score points by inviting her to the Passion.


Nah, Pasolini's 120 days of Sodom is better.

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Or you could actually sodomise her for 120 days. I think she might realise that you're in love with her after that, though.

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Or you could actually sodomise her for 120 days. I think she might realise that you're in love with her after that, though.


Yeah, the French are a bit rusty when it comes to get a point.

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According to the CIA World Factbook (I downloaded it as a resource for a History paper and it has proven useful just for general statistics) France is 90% Roman Catholic.

OTOH, that looks odd (I thought they had a huge influx of muslims), so let's let Spiffor tell us

Let's take the example of my girlfriend and her brother. They have been christened at birth, they occasionally went to Sunday's school, and they did whatever sacrament you have at 13 (don't know the English name). They'll probably get married at the Church. They couldn't care less about God and his saints

They're typical examples of our Roman Catholics: do the sacraments, think in Catholic terms when bothered to think about it, and that's about all the religious commitment they have. Chances are your girl has been christened at birth, and made the "communion" at 13. OTOH, that's not enough for her to even care about God

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Let's take the example of my girlfriend and her brother. They have been christened at birth, they occasionally went to Sunday's school, and they did whatever sacrament you have at 13 (don't know the English name). They'll probably get married at the Church.


Your girlfriend is going to marry her brother, Spiff?

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At least that's my fantasy

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Yes, waking somebody up at midnight is the best way to win their love.


Not even you go sleep that early

Ted Striker is offline Ted Striker
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throw a rock through her window

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Let's take the example of my girlfriend and her brother. They have been christened at birth, they occasionally went to Sunday's school, and they did whatever sacrament you have at 13 (don't know the English name). They'll probably get married at the Church. They couldn't care less about God and his saints

They're typical examples of our Roman Catholics: do the sacraments, think in Catholic terms when bothered to think about it, and that's about all the religious commitment they have. Chances are your girl has been christened at birth, and made the "communion" at 13. OTOH, that's not enough for her to even care about God


That sounds EXACTLY like me (except I don't do the "think in Catholic terms" thing)

It's perfect!

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(As a sidenote, she's from France she moved here when she was eight. She speaks much better French than I do.)


Well, yes, most kids have learned a respectable chunk of their native language by age eight. Those who haven't are, well....., you know.......

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Let's take the example of my girlfriend and her brother. They have been christened at birth, they occasionally went to Sunday's school, and they did whatever sacrament you have at 13 (don't know the English name).


It's called a Bar Mitzvah.




















Shhhhhh........ Don't tell him, let's see if he actually knows the difference.

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I know it

I managed to avoid my bar mitzvah just like I avoided my communion

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This thread makes me smile and feel warm and fuzzy

Same here. Sky, it's a wonderful feeling

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Well, it's not like I can resist such a happy topic

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In his absense, I say nice one Sky!!!



Smitten is a wonderful word, really

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I'm asking her to go ice skating with me and a friend of mine and his gf. Wish me luck.

ray:

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Good luck

Forth Skywalker!

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Let's take the example of my girlfriend and her brother. They have been christened at birth, they occasionally went to Sunday's school, and they did whatever sacrament you have at 13 (don't know the English name). They'll probably get married at the Church. They couldn't care less about God and his saints

They're typical examples of our Roman Catholics: do the sacraments, think in Catholic terms when bothered to think about it, and that's about all the religious commitment they have. Chances are your girl has been christened at birth, and made the "communion" at 13. OTOH, that's not enough for her to even care about God


See? My case in point. French = atheist.

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good for the french.

good luck, skywalker!

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2. I've heard about the crowds of devout Christians who have been going to it, and have no desire to be in a room full of them.




Smart boy. Avoid those christians like the plague.

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I'm asking her to go ice skating with me and a friend of mine and his gf. Wish me luck.


Ice skating is an awesome date activity. Something about the cold and skating around and falling on your ass just makes for a great date.

Good luck!!!

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Oct 2001
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Forget about women, skywalker; they're nothing but a big pain in the ass. I swear, if they call and wake me up after midnight again, I'm going to kill at least one of them. Three weeks in a row is quite enough...

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I'm asking her to go ice skating with me and a friend of mine and his gf. Wish me luck.


or , which shall it be?

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or , which shall it be?

I expect a or a at best

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Good luck skywalker! I sincerely hope you won't fail miserably!

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good luck

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@ Monk (the 'miserably' part is gold )

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a propos very nice location for first date indeed

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I'm totally serious. If he screws this up, he'll quickly turn into a cynical, bitter, 21-year-old male living alone in a concrete hell west of Copenhagen. That happened for, umm, somebody I know.

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Don't lose hope. Save for the Copenhagen part, I was exactly the same until I became 22, i.e until I met Mrs. Spiffor

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Don't lose hope. Save for the Copenhagen part, I was exactly the same until I became 22, i.e until I met Mrs. Spiffor


I should have known better than to visit this thread. It's so full of love, commitment, hope and optimism

Mrs. Spiffor sounds like a mind-blowing person. Did you engage in any contracts with the Devil in order to meet this girl?

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being morose is easy

 
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