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Octavian X
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Probably buried under piles of Literature, Biology, or Government homework
Jan 2002
time: 23:34
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This is all based on DaveMcW's post in the FA thread, though references to war with Monkey removed due to CoD's uneasiness. Thoughts? Comments? Changes?
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Monty Python's anarcho-bureaucratic commune has been overthrown!
Peasants tired of paying granary tax, temple tax, army tax, research tax, luxury tax, and tax collector tax stormed the palace at Camelot. They took several government leaders prisoner, including our M.O.R.O.N Sir Ralph.
Revolutionary leaders declared Monty Python's official government to be Anarchy. Citizens will never have to work or pay tax again!
Lumberjacks around the nation threw down their shovels and picks, refusing to build any more roads and mines. A group of men in dresses captured Monkey Ambassador DaveMcW at his beach house on the shores of Castle Anthrax, threatening his life if he did start wearing dresses as well.
Octavian X took advantage of the situation, and immediately began a coup d’etat to attempt to overthrow the Supreme Despot for Life, Octavian X The crack suicides squads at his hand, members of his Pythonian People’s Front (not to be confused with the People’s Front of Pythonia), were utilized to an amazing, if wasteful, effciency.
Darekill seized control of the army from the C.O.WAR.D and immediately began laying plans attack the imaginary cows that were laying siege to his castle.
Nationwide, a shortage of coconuts have plague Pythonian Knights of the Table, and they are no longer able to dance whenever they’re able. They still do routines and chorus scenes, with footwork quite impeccable. Sadly, the Knights no longer dine well in Camelot, as they can not eat ham and jam and spam a lot. They also must push the pram quite often now that anarchy has taken hold of the Loimbard’s Castle.
The remaining team members have gone into hiding, and are nowhere to be seen.
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