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What's your nerdiest gaming purchase of all time? (or just nerdiest purchase)
I got mine today, a nes controller belt buckle
lol check it out nesbuckle.com
Last edited by the311guy on 05-03-2004 at 13:41
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the311guy
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haha i remmeber i made a homepage like 6 years ago and it was full of those dancing 7up spot guys lol
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Comrade Tassadar
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Originally posted by the311guy
haha i remmeber i made a homepage like 6 years ago and it was full of those dancing 7up spot guys lol |
That smiley has only been here for about 2 years now.
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Zopperoni
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Heh, that belt buckle reminds me of "Captain N" =)
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listening too long to one song
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Aren't all gaming purchases per se nerdy?
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