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MrBaggins
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quote: Originally posted by Lorizael
*wave* to the people that do have religion in this thread.
Ever heard of constellations?
The absolute best rebuttal on the internet is actually ignorance. If you just don't respond to what someone has said, you can pretend they never even said it at all. |
You mean like Obi Gyn?
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MrBaggins
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quote: Originally posted by Mr. Nice Guy
God is so great he simply cannot be described in words. The words "Our God is an awesome God" comes from a hymnal btw. And it's about the best one-phrase statement we could possibly use to describe Him in the human sense. |
he (and other imaginary beings) don't inspire awe in me.
You are thus refuted.
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Jesus H. Christ
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quote: "There will be signs in the sun, moon and stars. On the earth, nations will be in anguish and perplexity at the roaring and tossing of the sea. Men will faint from terror, apprehensive of what is coming on the world, for the heavenly bodies will be shaken. At that time they will see the Son of Man coming in a cloud with power and great glory. When these things begin to take place, stand up and lift up your heads, because your redemption is drawing near." |
Yeah, well that's what we wrote back then. Nowadays it's a little different, you know? Had Dad paid attention to what sort of son he actually had (as opposed to the sort of son he actually wanted) he would've realized that I was totally 100% tempermentally unsuited for either power or glory, rather desiring to spend my time lost in the joys of song. About 500-odd years ago, I finally had a bit of a nervous breakdown about all the pressure I was under... "Come, be born again!" I was asked... "This time they won't kill you... no, this time you'll come in power to judge the living *and* the dead!" they plead... "Look, it's your DESTINY!!" dad thundered.
So I took a powder. Went on a five day bender that had me so far gone that it took another five days just to detox. Had a few meetings with the shrink, who then had to break the news to Dad: I just wasn't cut out for the Godhood racket. Oh, I was OK if I was being sent out as an observer, even a protector, but to be in charge of the whole shebang? Couldn't, wouldn't do it.
So I don't know. I'm supposed to have a second coming to save all the sinners and what-not, but I'm no longer in the biz. So I guess y'all will have to wait. I'm sorry.
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MrBaggins
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quote: Originally posted by Mr. Nice Guy
You sir are not the only person that matters in this world.
Thus I am not refuted. |
and neither are you.
Thus you are.
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Jesus H. Christ
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quote: Originally posted by Mr. Nice Guy
God is so great he simply cannot be described in words. The words "Our God is an awesome God" comes from a hymnal btw. And it's about the best one-phrase statement we could possibly use to describe Him in the human sense. |
In real life, he's a rather ineffectual dolt who lets things run w/o much interference. If things start to go seriously wrong, he just calls Mother in to fix it.
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