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Mr. Nice Guy
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"I'm gonna speak softly, but carry a BIG STICK!!!"
Mar 2002 time: 23:34
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quote: Originally posted by Jesus H. Christ
quote: "There will be signs in the sun, moon and stars. On the earth, nations will be in anguish and perplexity at the roaring and tossing of the sea. Men will faint from terror, apprehensive of what is coming on the world, for the heavenly bodies will be shaken. At that time they will see the Son of Man coming in a cloud with power and great glory. When these things begin to take place, stand up and lift up your heads, because your redemption is drawing near." |
Yeah, well that's what we wrote back then. Nowadays it's a little different, you know? Had Dad paid attention to what sort of son he actually had (as opposed to the sort of son he actually wanted) he would've realized that I was totally 100% tempermentally unsuited for either power or glory, rather desiring to spend my time lost in the joys of song. About 500-odd years ago, I finally had a bit of a nervous breakdown about all the pressure I was under... "Come, be born again!" I was asked... "This time they won't kill you... no, this time you'll come in power to judge the living *and* the dead!" they plead... "Look, it's your DESTINY!!" dad thundered.
So I took a powder. Went on a five day bender that had me so far gone that it took another five days just to detox. Had a few meetings with the shrink, who then had to break the news to Dad: I just wasn't cut out for the Godhood racket. Oh, I was OK if I was being sent out as an observer, even a protector, but to be in charge of the whole shebang? Couldn't, wouldn't do it.
So I don't know. I'm supposed to have a second coming to save all the sinners and what-not, but I'm no longer in the biz. So I guess y'all will have to wait. I'm sorry. |
You just broke the 2nd commandment.
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MrBaggins
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quote: Originally posted by Mr. Nice Guy
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is that the best you can do?
"People generally quarrel because they cannot argue."
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Mr. Nice Guy
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"I'm gonna speak softly, but carry a BIG STICK!!!"
Mar 2002 time: 23:34
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Interestingly enough, those who hate all the bad stuff that is happening in this world are the same people that are causing it, with their sins. And it's not just those that murder; even those that lie, steal, commit adultery, disobey their parents, covet, make idols--it's all a mutual thing. And that includes both Christians and non-Christians alike (none of us deserve to go to heaven, but Jesus died for our sins), but non-Christians even more so than Christians.
But if we were all just like Jesus, as God wants us to be, the world be a much better place to live in. 
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Jesus H. Christ
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2nd? The real 2nd, i.e., "thou shall not deny reason or logic"? or the false 2nd "Thou shalt have no other gods before Me. "
That second 2nd commandment was written during a period when there was much confusion at the Home Office over the question of whether mankind as a whole was ready to take command of his own future or needed further guidance. Unfortunately, the view that won out was the one that held mankind as being a bunch of retarded sheep, a species that needed to be poked and prodded by means of fear and pain.
We actually didn't get around to allowing you the freedom to knowingly act under "reason" and "logic" until about 500-odd years ago, and it was such a sloppy transition that even today the Old Timers, the ones who like that old-time-religion, are still battling it out with the Young Bucks, those who want to turn their back on religious impulses and start to lead mankind by reason and debate.
Stay tuned...
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MrBaggins
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quote: Originally posted by PLATO
gods...yes. God...no. |
"God" is nothing more than another in a long line of created metabeings. Others have been invented before, and yet more will be later.
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Jesus H. Christ
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Well, if you'd stop having impure thoughts about men and start having them about women, maybe I'll grant your wish.
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Jesus H. Christ
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quote: I find the language of Daniel 9:27 interesting as it doesn't necessarily suggest the Antichrist will write the peace plan. |
Of course not. The Antichrist is a gay comp-sci college student in Calgary, Canada and is currently in no position to write or approve of Middle Eastern peace plans.
Last edited by Jesus H. Christ on 11-03-2004 at 08:47
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