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GhengisFarb
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I want my HAMBURGERS!!
May 2002
time: 23:34
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I'll go for Skanky Burns. Evidence has pointed to him and I don't remember any pointing to Tuber.
Last edited by GhengisFarb on 22-03-2004 at 09:28
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Zopperoni
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Skanky Burns, just to tie it.
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Zopperoni
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Alva isn't Tuberski. Alva isn't Skanky either, and Skanky isn't Tuberski, but at least Skanky is Skanky.
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Jamski
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lol ED&D is officially full PvP LOL
May 2002
time: 05:34
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More pizza coming up boys 
Scene 12 : The 8th Day
The voting after Drogue's body was found was very close. Some thought the killer was Skanky Burns, becuase of his rivalry with Rah, Drogue's former boss. An equal number however thought it was Tuberski...
"Kill them both!" shouted HongHu! "Think of the children!"
"Kill Skanky, he's a bastard!" shouted Tuberski.
"Wait one moment," said the Duke, seriously, "Let's decide this in the only fair way"
"I call heads," said Skanky.
A coin was found and tossed, flying into the air and landing in the mud of the stables. The villagers gathered round.
"Oh crap" said Tuberski.
The villager's persuaded Doc to sew Tuberski's anus closed, and then seal his urethra by burning the flesh. Then they made him drink river water untill his intestines burst.
Then Duke shot him, as was becaoming usual.
"Let's go fishing to celebrate killing the killer," reccommended GJRamesy, and everyone agreed.
"I'll go and get our kit," said Guynemer "And we can all meet at the new flood-lake later for some night fishing."
"Great idea," said Theban, "Fish is meat"
It is now night... wait for it...
-Jam
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Jamski
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lol ED&D is officially full PvP LOL
May 2002
time: 05:34
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Scene 13 : The 8th Night
The villagers were waiting at the lake at midnight. Skanky had brought a barrel of beer up the hill, and the remaining villagers were watching the moon rise over the flood waters.
"You know, its really nice up here now that the valley is dammed", said Doc.
"I'm just trying to get in all on canvas" said Ghengis.
After Felch and Mart7x5 got a fire going the party was really bouncing.
"Now all we need is some fish to barbeque" said AGD.
"I think I can help you catch some," said GJRamsey, "If you lend me some of your rods and line"
"Sure," replied ADG, "just ask Guynemer"
"Where is your brother, anyway?" asked MattH?
The party fell silent. In all the fun the villagers hadn't noticed that Guynemer still hadn't come with the fishing kit.
Each villager took a burning branch from the fire and went back to the hut on the outside of the village where Guynemer and ADG lived.
"Hey!" called ADG "Have you got a woman in there?"
There was no reply.
ADG frowned and unlocked the door quickly. The villagers rushed together into the house.
Guynemer lay on the floor, clearly dead. Doc bent down to examine the corpse.
"He's got a red line accross his neck, just like Rah," he observed.
"Let me see my brother," demanded ADG, pushing the others out the way. "He's still breathing! Help him Doc!"
"Watch out!" shouted Theben.
It was too late. ADG's flaming branch accidentally caught HongHu in the back of the head as he pushed through. Her hairspray ignited with a single "Whoomphf", setting fire to the curtains. The wooden walls began to burn.
"Everyone out!" ordered the Duke "Now!"
"But... but..." ADG tried to go back to his brother, but the crowd carried him out of the door.
The village could only watch as the hut burnt rapidly to the ground.
It is now day, and the villagers can vote
-Jam
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21-03-2004 22:35
ACK!
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