16-03-2004 10:27									#1
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I have attempted to join the ACDG PEACE Forum, but I am still awaiting authorization. Is there a problem that I can fix or is it some kind of trouble with my account?

Or should I interpret this as a "Go away. Please. Now."

	16-03-2004 10:29									#2
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You will have to wait to be authorised when Captain Hercules comes online.

	16-03-2004 10:33									#3
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quote: Originally posted by Comrade Tassadar You will have to wait to be authorised when Captain Hercules comes online.

Thanks.

Nice work on that "election" by the way...

	16-03-2004 10:50									#4
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Er?

	16-03-2004 11:18									#5
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Vladimir Putin? The Russian elections?

(Why does no-one ever get my political jokes )

	16-03-2004 13:28									#6
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I got them.

Tassadar is "A bit slow" and you have to explain politics to him

-Jam

	16-03-2004 14:38									#7
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quote: Originally posted by Jamski Tassadar is "A bit slow" and you have to explain politics to him

I'll remember to bring my "Barney" handpuppet for next time.

	16-03-2004 15:40									#8
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WelcomeTrithemius to the Pirates.

Times are a bit hard at the moment. So here's a half barrel of rum and a parrot with a broken leg and crutch.

	16-03-2004 16:22									#9
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quote: Originally posted by Hercules WelcomeTrithemius to the Pirates. Times are a bit hard at the moment. So here's a half barrel of rum and a parrot with a broken leg and crutch.

* MrWhereItsAt almost sheds a tear for the poor parrot, then realises that such emotion is unwarranted in this case

	16-03-2004 17:24									#10
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* Skanky Burns sheds a tear for the barrel of rum.
That poor, poor alcohol.

	16-03-2004 17:46									#11
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quote: Originally posted by MrWhereItsAt * MrWhereItsAt almost sheds a tear for the poor parrot, then realises that such emotion is unwarranted in this case

quote: Originally posted by Skanky Burns * Skanky Burns sheds a tear for the barrel of rum. That poor, poor alcohol.

* GeoModder wonders if he has to call CyberGorillas squads again for this performance of emotional behaviour.

Um, perhaps better not, Their votes are still needed...

	16-03-2004 18:03									#12
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Did you miss out on the alcohol-powered emotion chips?

	16-03-2004 18:04									#13
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Alcohol has this effect on purehumans too.

-Jam

	16-03-2004 18:16									#14
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Comparing a CyCon to a purehuman?
You shall suffer for this.
Pistols at 50 paces!

	16-03-2004 18:26									#15
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* Jamski cheats and turns to shoot after only 1 pace.

-Jam

	16-03-2004 18:36									#16
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* Skanky Burns cheated previously, handing Jam the pistol that didn't work.
Purehumans.
* Skanky Burns shoots Jam.

	16-03-2004 18:39									#17
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* Jamski laughs as Skanky is prevented from pulling his trigger by the "1st law of robotics"

Thankyou Mr Asimov

-Jam

	16-03-2004 18:46									#18
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* Skanky Burns invokes the 0th law of robotics, classes Jamski as a threat to humanity and proceeds to "remove" this threat.
*bang*

	16-03-2004 18:49									#19
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Thank god CyCon are using Intel technology...

* Jamski has time to walk away and over the next hill and order a beer by the time Skanky's finger has moved *

-Jam

	16-03-2004 18:54									#20
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* GeoModder brings a eager PUT soldier to that hill, and let him shoot Jamski as a filthy dog, while blocking Jamski attempt to flee (again).

	16-03-2004 19:00									#21
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* Jamski takes the shot, and is miraculously protected by the holy power of Googliegod. Pah

-Jam

	16-03-2004 19:03									#22
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Thank god for 512-bit calculations.

* The bullet is aimed so accurately that it able to go around the hill, through the bar's window and straight through Jam's windpipe before he manages to even sip his beer.

Epilogue.
The bartender managed to get Jamski's account number to pay for his beer before Jam's body was taken to the recycling tanks. Frozzy appeared from nowhere to drink the now ownerless beer. Skanky removed some spyware that was keeping his cpu at sub-optimal efficiency.

	16-03-2004 19:04									#23
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You type too slow, cowboy. I already called on the aid of GooglieGod.

Pah.

-Jam

	16-03-2004 19:06									#24
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Which protected you from the PUT soldier. Alas.
The scope of GodPower sadly falls short of duels.
RIP.

	16-03-2004 19:23									#25
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I hereby declare a picosecond of mourning for a... well... let us say... interesting forum partner.

	16-03-2004 19:30									#26
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A picosecond?!? I do have a very busy schedule, you know.
Oh, ok then.

	16-03-2004 21:13									#27
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* Jamski regrets the loss of another clone *

Pah, am I getting sentimental?

-Jam

	16-03-2004 21:20									#28
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I bet it took you the entire shopping trip to think of that one.
Twas a good one though.

	16-03-2004 21:31									#29
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It did actually

* Jamski worries Skanky knows him too well.

-Jam

	16-03-2004 21:43									#30
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Being an ambassador on a given faction provides a lot of insight in a given person.