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It's less of a thing to brag about in the here-after. It's way cooler to say that you died because a vampire drank all your blood than it is to say that you were shot by the pizza delivery guy.
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Zopperoni
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Hitmen or Lieutenants. A Don can't die in one go, and a Bystander can't die at all.
The Bystanders are actually the most powerful beings in this game.
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Zopperoni
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Bugger. Damn lackeys.
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Urban Ranger
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Apolyton Duke of Off-Topic
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Since the orders came in early, I am resolving them now. This is a riot 
The infamous killer, one of the FBI's wanted man, Jon Miller, got off his car. He had recognised the photograph. He had gone over his plans. He was going to carry out his hit.
Walking into a Korean fruit store, he spotted his target. He wiped out his gun and pointed at the man. His victim quickly put his arms up. Grinning evilly, Jon pulled the trigger, just to find out he forgot to release the safety. Slightly annoyed, he released the safety. To his horror, he released he pulled the wrong lever, as he watched the magazine came sliding out, in slow motion, sort of like The Matrix.
"Eh...", Jon was about to turn around and run, when the other person grabbed the nearest fruit to toss at him. "Ouch!" the guy yelled, as he unleashed a durian at Jon. The fruit caught him right in the face. As he fell back, he accidently tipped over a shelf stocked with cans, which came smashing down on him.
Jon became the first Mafia hitman to be killed by a piece of fruit.
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Zopperoni
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OK, JM was a Mafioso, but what did the other family order? Or was this one of those "magic coin" things?
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We learned that lesson while watching "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes.
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Only if you're a Mafioso.
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