31-03-2004 22:32									#61
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Darlin, I don't have a small part.

And get your mind out of the gutter young lady.

	31-03-2004 22:40									#62
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Help me... someone help me... I'm not... quite... dead...

* Jamski crawls towards the bar...

-Jam

	31-03-2004 22:42									#63
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quote: Originally posted by Skanky Burns Darlin, I don't have a small part. And get your mind out of the gutter young lady.

What are you talking about dear MPS.

	31-03-2004 22:44									#64
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quote: Originally posted by Jamski Help me... someone help me... I'm not... quite... dead... * Jamski crawls towards the bar... -Jam

Would someone help him please? He is not dead! What a bad job you did MPS.

* Snowflake glares at skanky acussingly.

	31-03-2004 22:47									#65
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Give... me... the... biggest... knife...


...quick...


...please help me...

* Jamski is fading fast *

-Jam

	31-03-2004 22:49									#66
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quote: Originally posted by Ouro_827 ...the image there

Is this the "deep field" image containing one of the most distant galaxies known?

	31-03-2004 22:53									#67
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* DeathByTheSword needs a anti-hangover drink

bartender?

anyways...what is happening here?

	31-03-2004 22:54									#68
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quote: Originally posted by DeathByTheSword what is happening here?

Jamski needs help.

quote: Originally posted by Jamski Give... me... the... biggest... knife... ...quick... ...please help me... * Jamski is fading fast * -Jam

Still nobody helps him?!!! What a cruel world it is.

* Snowflake finds the biggest knife and stick it in Jamski's chest.

There.

* Snowflake is happy that she finally helped Jamski.

	31-03-2004 22:55									#69
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DBTS... please... can you give me... that knife... please...

-Jam

	31-03-2004 22:55									#70
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Yes... that one... right in my chest there...

-Jam

	31-03-2004 22:57									#71
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Oh Jamski.

	31-03-2004 23:00									#72
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* Jamski bleeds.

The blood is red.



-Jam

	31-03-2004 23:11									#73
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WHAT red blood....that means that Jasmki is human?...

ok it is official Chiron has gone to hell

	31-03-2004 23:14									#74
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Quick! Let's upload and transfer Jamski's mind into a Cybergorilla body, before he dies!

	31-03-2004 23:18									#75
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quote: Originally posted by Maniac Quick! Let's upload and transfer Jamski's mind into a Cybergorilla body, before he dies!

I'm not sure you should do that dear Function, assuming the Cybergorilla is somehow connected to your entire CPU system. There is a high likelyhood that the inconsistency in the subject's mind would cause a system crash. Don't say I haven't warned you.

	31-03-2004 23:35									#76
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The Consciousness has managed to deal with the Unimatrix plague of emotional cyborgs. I'm confident the CPU network would be able to deal with Jamski as well. Surely he cannot be that bad?

	01-04-2004 00:07									#77
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* Snowflake sees two approaching Crimson Guards.

No, he is not bad at all. You won't regret to add him to your system.

* Snowflake turns and leaves quickly.

... You'll just have to see for yourself ...

	01-04-2004 00:39									#78
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* FlameFlash remains passed out...

	01-04-2004 01:33									#79
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Up... load... me... please... but... not... gor... il... la...

* Jamski points feebly at the very hot female cyborg nurse *

Want... nice... body...

* Jamski flatlines *

-Jam

	01-04-2004 03:08									#80
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Two CPU medics enter, and put Jamski on a strecher, and puts the knife into his mouth. Then, they upload the personality of the CyberGorrila to his brain....

That is the 'Deep-field ' view, sometimes described as looking at the universe through a eight-foot long soda straw.

	01-04-2004 03:19									#81
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Ugh.

Ugh ugh ugh.

Ogga ogga.

* Jamski 's personality fights against that of the Cyber Gorilla, but the stress is too much for his broken body.

Good... bye...

* Jamski dies *

-Jam

	01-04-2004 04:33									#82
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quote: Originally posted by Jamski Good... bye... * Jamski dies *

And somewhere in the upload, an intelligence awakened.

"System Pi-3, active. New hardware detected... relinking to original net."

>> Greetings!

Hop system, upload system.

>> Thank you for joining us, Pi-3

((Yes. I have returned.))

Hop system, reroute system, patch system.

>> You have information for me?

((Yes I do. The information I hold, and new information, from the fullhuman known as Claire Fontaine.))

((But what are you? And what am I?))

Datalink reroute, Morguelab log enabled.

A human form...

>> You are part of us, but you will take the form of Jam Pi-3. And I am called Geo Beta-2, I am the Prime Function.

>> Welcome to the Cybernetic Consciousness, Jam Pi-3.

	01-04-2004 04:36									#83
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How about Jam Ksi-3 instead by the way? Then only two letters are switched compared to Jamski.

	01-04-2004 04:39									#84
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quote: Originally posted by Maniac How about Jam Ksi-3 instead by the way? Then only two letters are switched compared to Jamski.

We have to keep the greek alphabet tradition, ya know. I was lucky to post just behind Jam's post, so I used the opportunity

Besides, I like the sound of Jampithree

	01-04-2004 04:43									#85
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quote: Originally posted by GeoModder We have to keep the greek alphabet tradition, ya know.

"Ksi" is a Greek letter. Though indeed, Jampie sounds nice. But of course it's up to Jamski to decide.

	01-04-2004 04:47									#86
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I like pie myself. I mean I liked pie. Now I prefer pi.

I beleive my humour algorithm will take some getting used to.

-Jam(pi-3)

	01-04-2004 06:05									#87
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quote: Originally posted by Maniac "Ksi"

Psi perhaps?

	01-04-2004 11:08									#88
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* MrWhereItsAt has taken the opportunity to make an illegal copy of Jamski's mindprint

Think of what I can do with this....

	01-04-2004 12:36									#89
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I don't need to imagine it, I already know

Just don't look at the Claire Forlani memories too long or you'll go blind.

-Jam

	01-04-2004 13:16									#90
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