01-04-2004 06:19									#1
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Can you think of any Hive propaganda songs? Here's one: this one goes to the tune of "We're off to see the Wizard, the wonderful Wizard of Oz..."

Now, everyone, sing along!!!.....or else you're getting a nerve staple!

We're off to see the Chairman
The wonderful Chairman Yang!
He gives, he gives
We live, we live
To see a glorious day!
When all the other factions
No longer stand in our way!
Then the Hive banner
Shall truely proudly wave!

	01-04-2004 06:57									#2
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Here's a nice fundamentalist hymn for the Believers: By the way, I hope this does not offend anyone. I do not wish to make fun of the Christian religion. Nor do I want to tarnish a wonderful song. I'm merely thinking, "what if we lived in the Hive society, or the Believer society? What kind of propaganda would we have to endure?" Well, here maybe is a glimpse of that. This one goes to the tune of, "Oh come, all ye faithful..."

Oh come, all ye faithful
Joyful and triumphant
Oh come ye, oh come ye
To New Jerusalem

Come, let us crush them
All those godless nations
Oh come let us destroy them
Oh come let us probe rape them
Oh come, let's mind control them, oh
Christ the Lord

	01-04-2004 08:15									#3
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Very good, Zeiter. Maybe you should make one about the gaians raping trees, too. Or how about that guy (or is it gal) Lal? Maybe make a song about him too? This is all to very interesting.

	01-04-2004 08:40									#4
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Jeez Commy, what friggin bug crawled up your butt? Zeiter's just having fun. If you don't like it, then don't post. Anway....

Morgan-"For the Love of Money" by the O'Jays
(currently The Apprentice themesong)

Money money money money, money
Some people got to have it
Some people really need it
Listen to me y'all, do things, do things, do bad things with it
You wanna do things, do things, do things, good things with it
Talk about cash money, money
Talk about cash money- dollar bills, yall


For the love of money
People will steal from their mother
For the love of money
People will rob their own brother
For the love of money
People can't even walk the street
Because they never know who in the world they're gonna beat
For that lean, mean, mean green
Almighty dollar, money


For the love of money
People will lie, Lord, they will cheat
For the love of money
People don't care who they hurt or beat
For the love of money
A woman will sell her precious body
For a small piece of paper it carries a lot of weight
Call it lean, mean, mean green


Almighty dollar

I know money is the root of all evil
Do funny things to some people
Give me a nickel, brother can you spare a dime
Money can drive some people out of their minds


Got to have it, I really need it
How many things have I heard you say
Some people really need it
How many things have I heard you say
Got to have it, I really need it
How many things have I heard you say
Lay down, lay down, a woman will lay down
For the love of money
All for the love of money
Don't let, don't let, don't let money rule you
For the love of money
Money can change people sometimes
Don't let, don't let, don't let money fool you
Money can fool people sometimes
People! Don't let money, dont let money change you,
it will keep on changing, changing up your mind.

	01-04-2004 11:28									#5
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Gaia is my mother; Gaia is my shelter
Gaia is my strength; Gaia is my purpose

That's all I can think of for the gaians...

	01-04-2004 13:42									#6
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Shoes for Industry!
Shoes for the Dead,
Shoes for Industry!
Shoes for the Dead.

(Hive marching song)

	01-04-2004 17:54									#7
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Hehe, those are good. I'll try to think of some more for the other factions too.

	01-04-2004 23:47									#8
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Yo, Frankychan, what is YOUR PROBLEM!!! I never said I didn't like Zeiters songs. They're very cool. I wouldn't have asked for him or other people to make more if they weren't funny. Perhaps you misinterprated my message...

	02-04-2004 10:37									#9
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Here's one for the Cybernetic Consciousness
Done to "The Becoming" by Nine Inch Nails


I accept my machine
It's a part of me
It's inside of me
I'm part of this dream
It's changing me
I am becoming

The me that you knew had one set of thoughts
He was covered with sweat and he was fragile and sore
The me that you knew, he doesn't come around much
That part of me doesn't network anymore

All pain disappears
It's the nature of my circuitry
Drowns out all I fear
I am working with this
My new consciousness

The me that you knew, he used to have feelings
But now I'm dual-processing and there's no time to delay
The me that you knew is now made up of wires
And even when I'm with you, I'm on the info-highway

I have found a new way and I’ve plugged myself in
I am going to replace the sounds in my ear
I can see it debugging all my organic parts
I want to listen and now it's so clear

Talking with the AI inside of me,
I feel so unafraid
Aki, research a little faster
I might program a new way

I won't give up, they want me dead
Damn those Morgans who want my head

	02-04-2004 19:15									#10
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HEIGH-HO:

We dig dig dig dig dig dig dig in our mine the whole day through
To dig dig dig dig dig dig dig is what we really like to do
It ain't no trick to get rich quick
If you dig dig dig with a shovel or a pick
In a mine! In a mine! In a mine! In a mine!
Where a million diamonds shine!

We dig dig dig dig dig dig dig from early morn till night
We dig dig dig dig dig dig dig up everything in sight
We dig up diamonds by the score
A thousand rubies, sometimes more
But we don't know what we dig 'em for
We dig dig dig a-dig dig

Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho
Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho
Heigh-ho

Chorus
Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho
It's home from work we go
(Whistle)

Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho

(Chorus)

Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho
(Whistle)

Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho
Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho
Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho
Heigh-ho hum

(Chorus three times)

Heigh-ho (until fade)

	02-04-2004 19:18									#11
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@ Lefty

thus proving Disney was a closet communist.

	02-04-2004 22:19									#12
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I'm bored and waiting for this pizza to be delievered so thought i'd give it a go , simple 1-2, 1-2 marching beat.

Chairman Yang is really great,
Hes the guy you love to hate,
We're marching to the foes HQ
And you know we're coming for you.
Stand too
Stand too
Hail Hive {shout}
Hail Hive.
Our jets are strong, our jets are fast
We took them from the Uni's grasp.
Zak was mad but zak had fear
So we stuck him in a punishment sphere
March on
March on
Hail Hive
Hail Hive
Now you know we're almost there
you're lining up that fusions hair,
but theres one thing you forgot
we have planet busters in our stock

HAIL HIVE {really shout !}
HAIL HIVE


*boom* PKHQ dies

	03-04-2004 05:03									#13
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Here's one for the PK, done to the tune of "Yankee Doodle Dandy":

Lal's a glorious commander
Striving for our freedom
Always fighting wars with Yang
And that psyco Miriam
He's our man for democracy
Keeping the U.N. Charter
Always winning the elections
A great Planetary Governor

	03-04-2004 05:09									#14
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Here's one for Zakharov, done to the tune of "Deck the Halls with...":

Deck the nodes with loads of lab rats
Falalalala, lala la la
Test the subjects with our nerve gas
Falalalala, lala la la
Secrets of the Human Brain
Zakharov always snags it first
Probe teams can be such a pain
Time to hit Miriam with our tackyon tanks!

	03-04-2004 05:26									#15
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Here's one for Deidre, to the tune of "California Dreamin': This one is called "New Sargasso Dreamin'."

All the fungus brown
And the locusts gray
I've been quite sad for a while
But very soon one day
I'll be safe and warm
With an Isle of the Deep
New Sargasso Dreamin'
The fungus is for me

In a Preserve
I passed along the way
And I got down on my knees
And I began to say
I'd be safe and warm
With an Isle of the Deep
New Sargasso Dreamin'
The fungus is for me

	03-04-2004 05:47									#16
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Here's one for Santiago. It's done to the tune of "Summer Time Blues". Kinda has a country music feel. This one is called, "Peacetime Blues".

Well, I'm a-tryin' to find a big enough laser
'Cause you gotta have somethin' for those whiny Peacekeepers
But every time I try to buy a chaos gun
The gunshop dealer says I need some more money
Well, I'm a-wonderin' what I'm gonna do
'Cause there ain't no cure for the Peacetime Blues

Well, my mom & pop a-told me "You gotta make some money."
But all I wanna do is go out and shoot some commies
Well, I didn't go to work, told the boss I was sick
I was too busy shootin' some Gaian pr*cks
Well, I'm a-wonderin' what I'm gonna do
'Cause ther ain't no cure for the Peacetime Blues

	03-04-2004 06:21									#17
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Here's one for Morgan, this one is done to the tune of "Cats in the Cradle" by Cat Stevens

A business began just the other day
It came onto the scene in the usual way
There were stocks to buy, and shareholders to pay
Its value doubled while I was away
And I was wealthy 'fore I knew it
And as the business grew
I said "You know I'm gonna be like you, Morgan.
You know I'm gonna be like you."

And the credits in the cradle and the silver spoon
Little green dollars, the man in the moon
When I'll be rich, I don't know when
But we'll get together then, Morgan
You know we'll have a good time then

My portfolio shot up just the other day
So much like a pro I just had to say
"My, I'm doin' good, I can sit back a while"
But Morgan shook his head and he said with a smile
"No, the secret to success is to never let up.
You gotta crush all who stand in your way.
You gotta crush your competition, make em' pay!"

And the credits in the cradle and the silver spoon
Little green dollars, the man in the moon
When I'll be rich, I don't know when
But we'll get together then, Morgan
You know we'll have a good time then

	03-04-2004 22:27									#18
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Wow, a +5 post, and a good one!

	05-04-2004 07:23									#19
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This one is to "Snta Clause is coming to town" While kind of corny, you have to admit, very true.

You better not pout
You better not cry
You better not shout
I'm telling you why
If you do then Yang will shoot you

He's making a list, checking it twice
Gonna find out who's naughty or nice
Chairman Yang is going to shoot you

He knows when you are sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He knows if you've been bad or good
So be good for your own sake

You better not pout
You better not cry
You better not shout
I'm telling you why
If you do then Yang will shoot you

	05-04-2004 12:30									#20
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quote: Originally posted by Commy If you do then Yang will shoot you

Not bad, although I expect "going into the tanks" is more efficient than shooting (those shredder rounds aren't free citizen...).

	05-04-2004 13:13									#21
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I had nervestapling in mind...

	06-04-2004 03:29									#22
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Yes, I suppose nervestapling would work. I even considered it, but it just didn't rhyme. And I wanted to preserve those original lyrics since, afterall, they are very true.

	06-04-2004 05:30									#23
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So, Santa is actually an authortarian despot! Doesn't surprise me one bit, after all those songs about his "list" (probably some sort of secret extermination plan) and his constant surveillance of everyone "to see if they've been naughty or nice." He's probably got a secret plan to achieve world domination. Who knows what he's plotting up there at the North Pole...

	06-04-2004 09:50									#24
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It's cool, Commy

	06-04-2004 18:06									#25
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When Last we sang the Santa Claus is comming to town song for our nephews, we made it connect better by changing the line to
"Sata Claus in wil ki-ick your ass"

	15-04-2004 01:46									#26
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He knows when you are sleeping
He knows when you're on the can
He'll hunt you down and blast your ass from here to Pakistan

You better not breathe
You better not move
You're better off dead
I'm telling you dude

Santa Claus is gunning you down!

	15-04-2004 01:49									#27
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Insert Chairman Yang, Pravin Lal, Zakharov, Miriam, Diedre Skye, Nwabudike or Corazon instead of Santa Claus as you see fit!

	15-04-2004 01:54									#28
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I could do some really naughty SMAC-based limericks, but I dont know how well they would go over here.

I mean really, think of all the corny 3rd grade "dirty" limericks you can make with a guy who's name is Yang.

Last edited by RX2000 on 15-04-2004 at 01:59

	15-04-2004 02:47									#29
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grin. One thing you could do is to type spoiler and /spoiler with brackets before and after those limericks which would require us to highlight those to read. Add a warning message . It seems to be ok at least in OT forum.

spoiler(highlight to read): Just like this

	15-04-2004 03:33									#30
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The below should not be read if you find crude sexual humor offensive, or if you are out of junior high.

spoiler(highlight to read): There once was a chairman named Yang Who had a humongous wang He had sex with Miriam It was quite a delirium! Now he’s looking for Deidre to bang!