01-04-2004 12:40									#1
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(Clears throat)

Greetings fellow Hiverians! I do not now if it is normal to post a thread when you join a faction but i have done it anyway!

I, Scorpi pledge my loyalty to the glorious Human Hive. I shall serve the Chairman unquestioned and share my (limited compared to the Chairman's) knowledge for the greater good of fellowship! My mind and my body is now a tool for the Hive!

I know i'm a little about joining the game but i did not know of it until a month or so ago...

LONG LIVE THE GLORIOUS HUMAN HIVE!

	01-04-2004 12:51									#2
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WELCOME COMRADE Scorpi40000!!!


Punch is to the left, cake is to the right, and what is left of the University is underneath your shoes when you joined our magnificent team.

Glory to the Hive!

	01-04-2004 16:10									#3
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quote: Originally posted by Frankychan Punch is to the left, cake is to the right, and what is left of the University is underneath your shoes

Then i'll punch the University into cake! (Or sumthin' like dat!)

May the enemies of the Hive be crushed beneath my mighty boot! Muahahaha...

	01-04-2004 20:00									#4
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Welcome Scorpi40000. Make yourself at home and perhaps you could write something for Pravda, something like "University Impression" or something?

	01-04-2004 20:03									#5
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University Impression? My impression of University?

	01-04-2004 20:25									#6
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Exactly. You know the glory of the freedom that is casted upon the good professors and such. In contrast of the suppression they were facing when they were mind controlled by the CCs.

	01-04-2004 21:00									#7
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Of course! I shall write about how we dump the scum into either the recycling tanks or the p-spheres teach them the brutal glorious ways of the Hive and how they shall spend the rest of their numbered days as a genejack true member and servant of the Hive and Chairman!

	01-04-2004 21:15									#8
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Ahh I see you fit in the glorious Hive just right Comrade!

	02-04-2004 00:25									#9
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The former slaves of the CyCon

As we all hopefully knows, our mortal enemies wayward brothers, the Planet University of Technology has been invaded and defeated by our ruthless armies liberated from evil CyCon mind control. It is a lie well known that the University was being mind controlled and acted as puppets for their evil and perverted masters, the Cybernetic Conciousness, otherwise known as the CyCon. However using wave after wave of barely armed woman and children clever tactics devised by Chairman Voltaire himself, we have invaded liberated the scientists.

One of the jerks men from University has unwillingly told us of his life as a free man slave of the CyCon.

PRAVDA Journalist: Listen here scum! Tell us about your life before the Hive came and took your faction by force.
Former slave: I lived a happy life before you bastards came and murdered my family and friends!!
PRAVDA Journalist: If you do not tell me something i WANT to hear i will have to use this handheld nervestapler on you!
Former slave: To hell with you bastaaaAAAARRGH!!!!
PRAVDA Journalist: Take him to the punishment spheres and then dump him into the recycling tanks
Former slave: What!? Get those crimson guards off me!! ARRRGH!!!!

As we can hear from this interview the scientist is in this very moment being dragged to the recycling tanks happy to die live in the Hive.

We all hope for the scientists to live the rest of their lives in our Genejack Factories live fruitful lives in the Human Hive!

DEATH GLORY TO OUR NEW SLAVES MEMBERS!

Last edited by Scorpi40000 on 02-04-2004 at 09:03

	02-04-2004 00:27									#10
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Print this in the next PRAVDA or I'll make sure you die painfully Can you use this?

	02-04-2004 00:30									#11
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quote: Originally posted by Scorpi40000 otherwise known as our future masters the CyCon.

You are not a CC spy are you dear Comrade?

	02-04-2004 00:31									#12
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quote: Originally posted by Scorpi40000 Print this in the next PRAVDA or I'll make sure you die painfully Can you use this?

Would you post it in the Pravda thread?

And get rid of the future master thingy!!!

	02-04-2004 03:07									#13
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A belated welcome to the glorious Human Hive.

We guarantee jobs for everyone, unlike in the capitalist pig dog nations, if you want one just give us a title and job description and it's yours (supreme dictator of all it taken).

	02-04-2004 09:10									#14
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I have removed the "future masters" thing! And look at that! Two red guards coming to see me! Hey fello... Hey! What are you doing!? Get off me! No no not the nerve stapler! ARRRRGH! And what is that thing!? A brainwasher!? No no no! Keep it AWAY! I am NOT a CyCon spy!

I-serve-only-the-glorious-human-hive-and-our-wise-and-brilliant-leader-chairman-Voltaire!

	02-04-2004 09:34									#15
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quote: Originally posted by Voltaire (supreme dictator of all it taken).

What about omnipotent ruler of everyone?

Hmmm... A job... Darn that was a tough one!

	02-04-2004 20:07									#16
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Is your gaming skill as good as your propaganda ability Comrade? Would you be able to chair the SSC?

	02-04-2004 23:21									#17
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Chair the SSC? As like... The head of it? Nonononono... It would be fairly (if i may be so bold) dumb unwise to place me even near something that requires gaming skillz... As i haven't beat the game at any difficulty higher than 'talent' and didn't know the potential of the 'Chopper before early this day...

	02-04-2004 23:45									#18
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Actually i may not be THAT bad... Even though i have no idea of how bad you have to be before you're 'bad'... I have no experience at anything except singleplayer subtalent. But I will try to complement my limited knowledge with knowledge from our other comrades.

(Maybe i should get a job at PRAVDA...)

	03-04-2004 00:48									#19
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Assistant editor of Pravda.

Then you can publish the Pravda in time since our chief editor has dissappeared these couple days.

	03-04-2004 00:51									#20
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Actually chair SSC is not that hard. You just need to open the game and get a list of our available techs, and current researching techs, and use the MM spreadsheet to get the available techs for the next turn. And in cases like this turn when techs are offered to us, check if we need them, and using the spreadsheet to check if getting these techs will disrupt our tech beeline.

	03-04-2004 15:24									#21
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But... I don't have SMAX... Yet!

	05-04-2004 01:19									#22
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Hmmm that's going to be a real problem then. Have you checked underdog yet?

	05-04-2004 12:25									#23
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Home of the Underdogs? Checked it... They don't have it... :-(

	05-04-2004 14:54									#24
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Are you sure? Thatīs where I got mine from... Not that I didnīt want to buy it, but itīs impossible to get it anymore in Germany...

	05-04-2004 17:03									#25
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They don't have it anymore then! Instead of a download link there is a Buy It From Amazon.Com!

	05-04-2004 20:04									#26
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You could also try ebay. I checked it a few days ago (and posted a link at the main forum). There were quite a few copies on sale there, and not very expensive either.