20-04-2004 04:19									#121
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I haven't had time to right a story this time, beyond the very brief:
1st round, Doc hits Spacius
2nd Round, Doc hits Spacius
3rd Round, Doc hits Spacius

Spacius has 30 HP left, The Doctor has 60 HP.

And I'd like to post a couple of little facts, that seemed interesting.

Each gladiator effectively has an attack bonus of 7.5, in that your attack+7.5 is your total attack, counting in opponents armour. Hence an attack of 0 is like an attack of 7.5, but a defence of 0 is a defence of 0. Therefore, since having a defence of less than 7.5 means you will get hit, no matter what the opponents attack is, there is no difference between a defence of 7 and a defence of 0. Therefore, although a small defence has been used to great effect before (especially the final last time), the strategy is useless this time, since there is no benefit, and it costs points.

It seems very different strategies work because this is a hard hitting match.

Last edited by Drogue on 20-04-2004 at 21:27

	20-04-2004 13:44									#122
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It looks like we still have a fight on our hands.

	20-04-2004 13:48									#123
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:applause:

	20-04-2004 14:01									#124
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Though after getting beat up bad I really wanted a story about how the valiant doctor deflected Spacius' mighty blows, and managed to land some smalls ones himself.

	20-04-2004 18:16									#125
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All Hail Lord Spike

I noticed yours was 9999 last night, thought about making an A/C thread for your 10000th post, but I think it's against the rules Either way, congrats

	20-04-2004 18:19									#126
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I just looked back at my orders and I must have been smoking crack when I put those in. I put some points on Defense, but not enough to do anything, that is, a total waste of points for what I was trying to do.

Sent again, but after those "crack" orders that I sent last time, my stock is dwindling.

	20-04-2004 18:25									#127
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Yeh, was a shame, I thought you might have him with your last orders, but they weren't quite good enough. There's still chance for a double KO, or even a straight win though.

	20-04-2004 18:28									#128
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At least Spaced likes to keep these fights exciting.

	20-04-2004 21:24									#129
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Sent.

	20-04-2004 21:29									#130
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Spacius walks out cautiously, and stands there defensively. The Doctor tries a couple of half-hearted blows, but nothing that troubles Spacius. Spacius attempts some half-hearted retaliations, but nothing that troubles the Doctor. No-one hits anyone. The crowd boos.

Spacius has 30 HP left, The Doctor has 60.
Now accepting orders for round 5.

	20-04-2004 21:37									#131
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[crowd]Booo![/crowd]

	20-04-2004 22:15									#132
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Sent.

	20-04-2004 22:19									#133
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Edit: rethought post.

	21-04-2004 00:42									#134
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Geez, back in my day, we had maybe one or two deities to choose between. We didn't have no dang-fangled dozen gods ta choose from. Too darn confoosin'. And we liked it that way!

oh, and congrats Spikie.

	21-04-2004 00:49									#135
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quote: Originally posted by DrSpike Though after getting beat up bad I really wanted a story about how the valiant doctor deflected Spacius' mighty blows, and managed to land some smalls ones himself.

* Theben recalls the valiant Doctor saying something about "damn defensive players" in the past.

	21-04-2004 00:56									#136
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Yeah but there is a difference between being defensive, and being defensive skillfully.

	21-04-2004 02:33									#137
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* Theben suspects the difference is between the subject in question and the poster

	21-04-2004 02:44									#138
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* DrSpike casts exorcise spamming spirit and activates a circle of no dispel around the gladiator ring.

omfg pwned!!1!

	21-04-2004 02:50									#139
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* Theben sits in a seat in the quickly-emptying stands, OUTSIDE the ring

	21-04-2004 04:33									#140
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* Skanky Burns jumps into the ring and

	21-04-2004 05:36									#141
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* Drogue signals to the bouncer to through Skanky out of the ring before he can do anything, before realising that Skanky is dead.

	21-04-2004 05:44									#142
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(and excorcised, I would add. Were I not excorcised, that is)

	21-04-2004 14:55									#143
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My spelling is fine. You should know better than to try and correct me Burns.

	21-04-2004 16:38									#144
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Yor spelinng suxs

-Jam

	21-04-2004 17:40									#145
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I wasn't correcting your spelling, I was adding to the story while spawning my own typos. I jumped into the ring and hence are exorcised. As such, I can no longer reply in this thread.

See, it all makes sense.

	21-04-2004 17:49									#146
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So that's your last post then?

kthxbai!

	21-04-2004 19:38									#147
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Unfortunately, the Doctor used an "exercise" spell, not an "exorcise" spell. Skanky's soul is banished to the 5th plane of hell, where he is eternally tormented by demonic Richard Simmons armed with Jane Fonda workout videos.

"And a-one, and a-two, let's flatten those tummies, girls!"

	21-04-2004 19:40									#148
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Please SC send some orders before we both drown in the spam.

	21-04-2004 19:43									#149
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Hey, can I finish smoking my crack first. Yeesh!

	21-04-2004 19:43									#150
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Being dead, I have little else to offer. You should have thought of this before you killed me.

I'd also like to mention that this game began March 4. How's about finishing it before MAy rolls around?