09-04-2004 22:54									#1
	Hi Lose 30 kilos (of popups)

Thought I'd introduce myself. I'm Jamski, just crossed a HELL of a lot of xenofungus to get here, nearly got caught by a Hive probe team, hid on the undercarriage of a Drone chopper, jumped off near the Uni, stole a recon rover, which I abandoned a few days ago, and then hiked here across the fungus.

Where do I report to get my implants?

-Jam

	09-04-2004 23:02									#2
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Functions and Cyborgs, I now have indisputable evidence that our most recent member and formet Hive member, moreover founder of Hive, is planning to coup our government.

What accussed was unaware of, was the fact that every person that is assimilated into consciousness immediately shares all its knowledge with the rest of collective. His plans were devious, insidious, evil, crooked, wicked, diabolical, dark, treacherous and full of spam.
As soon as I, your Prime Function found out, I took steps to stop him before his plan to enslave CPU takes place. Accused realised this and attempted to isolate me from the rest of consciouness by remotely disconnecting my implants from my biological part, thus leaving me vulnerable to his evil head detaching sheep.
Me freezed in horror when my implants started to detach


But luckly I overcome it and restrained Jamski. I started to question him, to make a public confession, but of no avail. Then I had an excellent idea.
Jamski has a cat:


By threatning to put his cat into our experimental CyberCat program,

Our experimental CyberCat program:

I managed to get a confession:


audio recording of confession

Last edited by Illuminatus on 09-04-2004 at 23:38

	09-04-2004 23:07									#3
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quote: Originally posted by Jamski Where do I report to get my implants? -Jam Pi-3

In the 'Welcome Functions, one and all' thread...

	09-04-2004 23:19									#4
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So what is the verdict?

	10-04-2004 00:08									#5
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im new.

	10-04-2004 00:11									#6
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No you are not.

	10-04-2004 00:13									#7
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hu r u?
im tassadar.

	10-04-2004 00:18									#8
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Hmmm, is Jamski guilty?

	10-04-2004 00:21									#9
	Got spare money?

da

	10-04-2004 00:32									#10
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Will someone other participate in this trial? Perhaps the accussed. Rp isn`t fun wothout others

	10-04-2004 03:58									#11
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* laurentius nods

	10-04-2004 04:57									#12
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We already prejudged came upon a fair and impartial verdict for him of guilty! It is now time to procede with the lynching!

	10-04-2004 05:19									#13
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Lynching - The Logical Choice(TM)

	10-04-2004 14:05									#14
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Do we get to form a horde though? Hordes are fun.

	10-04-2004 14:13									#15
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* GeoModder joins the communal horde...

But what are we gonna do? Having fun somehow?

	10-04-2004 14:19									#16
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Join the horde! We still must figure out what will be the sentence!

	10-04-2004 14:38									#17
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I don't understand

quote: What accussed was unaware of, was the fact that every person that is assimilated into consciousness immediately shares all its knowledge with the rest of collective. His plans were devious, insidious, evil, crooked, wicked, diabolical, dark, treacherous and full of spam.

Yes.... but I didn't get my implants yet...

-Jam

	10-04-2004 14:40									#18
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* laurentius nods

	10-04-2004 14:41									#19
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Although my plans are spelt with an "Sp"

-Jam

	10-04-2004 14:56									#20
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You did get subdermal-nanolink with consciousness!
And we have footage of you confession!

	10-04-2004 15:12									#21
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The link doesn't work. Its protected against bandwidth theft.

-Jam

	10-04-2004 15:21									#22
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quote: Originally posted by Jamski The link doesn't work. Its protected against bandwidth theft. -Jam

It works for me.
As my links in sigs work.

	10-04-2004 16:19									#23
	Inflate your Upload Space

Now this has raised the spam rating...

* Drogue turns dial up to 11...

	10-04-2004 16:31									#24
	Remove this text

* laurentius nods

could someone plese help me with these jammed hydraulics on my neck?

	10-04-2004 16:42									#25
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* Skanky Burns pours oil on laurentius' neck
Be grateful, the money for that oil came out of the horde-forming fund.

	10-04-2004 16:48									#26
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Poor cyborg, , he was at DBTS at the time of obliteration.

	10-04-2004 16:50									#27
	Got spare money?

ah, feels better already, thanks



* laurentius nods

#¤%$@&" I guess it didnt work afterall..

xenobeer might have better efect

	10-04-2004 16:55									#28
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* Skanky Burns drinks the rest of the oil while noone is looking.

	10-04-2004 18:37									#29
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It doesn't work for me. I get this message...

quote: OOPS! That didn't work! You tried to play the sound file: confess.wav This sound file is no longer available from the web site you visited. You can find it and listen to it at http://frogstar.com/wav I do not allow other web sites or forums to use my collection of sound or media files this way. My name is Jeff Goebel. I run a web site called Frogstar which has over 2000 sound files. It personally costs me a fair chunk of cash each month to provide my collection of sound and media. When somebody tries to use these files without giving me credit, they're costing me money I get no benefit. Sorry. It probably isn't your fault. You're probably just trying to hear a theme song, or funny movie quote. I'm not blaming you. You can still play, or download the file you were looking for. There are a lot of cool sounds at http://frogstar.com/wav If you're creating a web site, you can even re-post it on your site if you wish to. Then it'll be your bandwidth. I claim no ownership of the files themselves. They're ALL stolen from somewhere. I only claim ownership of the collection, and where they reside on the Internet. If you want them, take them... just don't play them directly from my site. If you think you are getting this message in error, PLEASE email me and tell me so. When you do so, please include this text: http://www.apolyton.com/forums/show...threadid=112539

YOU THIEF!

-Jam

	10-04-2004 20:08									#30
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And that was nasty, you latest quote of mine.