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GodKing
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Detroit
Feb 2002
time: 00:35
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MWIA sent me this...... as I am not very active here, figured I would post it for those who are.
--GK
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Hello,
it's been a while. I am not sure exactly who to send this to right now, so I am sending to those who I think may be active there (and UnO, who I know is to some degree).
Communications have been a little sporadic between our teams recently, in large part due to the lack of many of my fellow Lovers' feeling confident enough in their English to convey and translate messages for the team. The first reason for this PM is to inform you that I am hoping to smooth things over by acting as Ambassador of sorts - my Spanish is usually good enough for this task.
I apologise for any strange signals that may have been received recently, and the second intent of this PM is to clear those up.
The Lovers are keen to maintain our NAP and friendly cooperation. There is no intention to attack our well-eating friends, and we hope we can meet soon for more diplomatic exchanges - you bring the wine, we'll bring the women! If there are any concerns about possible violations of territorial rights please let us know and we will remove our warriors, who admittedly sometimes get so love-crazed they believe they can sense womenfolk from many leagues away. In many cases it may be these hormone-blinded ambassadors for the Latins who are accidentally treading Tabemono vineyards on their Quixote-like missions for non-existent ladies in the night.
I have been informed that you have requested an alliance with us. Although we are certainly not averse to such an arrangement, we are a little curious as to what the Tabemono intends to achieve with this. If you can let us know exactly what sort of cooperation would be involved in this alliance, I am sure I will be able to encourage my lust-driven Government to look upon this favourably. After all it WOULD mean more joint banquets (they quite like those...)!
The last issue you have presented to us before is on buying Feudalism from you. The paperwork for this sadly got caught between the buttocks of the favourite concubine of the Gran Miembro - our leader - and it was only rediscovered recently. Please do not ask me how it got there  , but rest assured we are now tabling this motion, and I hope to bring you more information over the next turn or two.
Until we converse again, eat well and be merry!
WIA - Foreign Affairs Consultant/Translator for the Latin Lovers.
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