24-04-2004 04:33									#1
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Article originally from:
Skhelari Woman's Weekly

The treacherous Khaftani jackals have turned away from our enlightened rule.
After decades of the Tooled-Up Sultan's benevolent leadership, the Khaftani devils still think to form their own terrorist state.
This must not be tolerated!

The Tooled-Up Sultan is issuing a general call to arms, and it is your job, as women, to convince your noble husbands and sons to serve their Tooled-Up Sultan on the glorious fields of battle.
You will also be required to work in the munitions factories, and as relief and support crews.

We will be keeping you posted on any further happenings.

	24-04-2004 06:49									#2
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More terrorists to deal with ??? Damn what is the world coming too.

Audlonina supports the righful government in persuing whatever means necessary to control this breakaway...

	07-05-2004 11:49									#3
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was this situation brought under control ???

	07-05-2004 13:20									#4
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Where is Khaftan?

	09-05-2004 13:52									#5
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quote: Originally posted by Rasputin was this situation brought under control ???

Yes, it was.
(See "The war that never started..." thread)

	09-05-2004 13:58									#6
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quote: Originally posted by Mr. President Where is Khaftan?

One of the jewels in the sprawling empire that is the Tooled-Up Sultanate of Al Mastif.
It's to the North-East, and its economy consists almost entirely of drug-manufacturing.
So, naturally, Al Mastif's government (which also doubles as the nation's super-rich upper-class) wants to keep Khaftan very firmly under their thumb.
Right now, Khaftan is swarming with death-squads, and is sliding backwards into the opressive shadow of Al Mastif.

	10-05-2004 08:55									#7
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I see

Well, good for the Sultan. I don't like rebels. Unless they're rebelling against someone else I don't like.

	10-05-2004 10:08									#8
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although drugs ar e bad tooooooo !!!!!!

	10-05-2004 16:15									#9
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What gives you the right to discriminate about what is good, and what is bad?
The Al Mastifis have been peddling narcotics for revenue since the late 1300's!
It's traditional!

	10-05-2004 18:08									#10
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just dont allow your peddlars to enter our nation or even our national waters, we will not deal nicely wit hthem.....

	10-05-2004 18:14									#11
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Peddlers?
PEDDLERS?!
The Al Mastifi aristocracy are not mere peddlars!
They may peddle, but that does not make them peddlers!
Peddlers are paupers, not multi-trillionaires!

Actually, drugs aren't illegal in Al Mastif (believe it or not), and most of the things that are illegal are sold by the government-controlled black market.

	10-05-2004 18:25									#12
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wel lthey are illegal in our nation and we are conducting regualr survelance on our coasts to prevent them getting in,. Drug peddalrs are shot on sight, no questions asked....

	11-05-2004 07:57									#13
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Does this mean that respected government officials won't be shot?

	11-05-2004 10:31									#14
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due to the latest reports from your nation of the fact that your government allows drugs to be sold and actualy activly encourages them , all visitors from your naton to our own will be searched before entranc eis allowed. Anyone found with small quantitiesof drugs will be sent home with the drugs confiscated, anyone found with more than a personal amount oif drugs will be deemed to be a trader and will face criminal prosescutiuon

	11-05-2004 11:22									#15
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What if it's for personal use?

	11-05-2004 14:00									#16
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as we said persona luse it wil lbe detryoed and they will be deproted....

	12-05-2004 08:03									#17
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Does this mean that you're going to violate international regulations by searching all of my diplomats, and even going through diplomatic parcels?

	13-05-2004 13:58									#18
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We have no diplomatic agreements that say we cant search... all Embassies off Auldonina hand out leaflets saying all bags wil lbe searched and yes tha tincludes diplomatic pouches.. we dont actually oepn them , jsut scan them with xrays and have dogs sniff them....

	13-05-2004 14:02									#19
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how did this happen in your nation

quote: Al Mastif, and there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons'

	13-05-2004 14:13									#20
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quote: Originally posted by Rasputin We have no diplomatic agreements that say we cant search... all Embassies off Auldonina hand out leaflets saying all bags wil lbe searched and yes tha tincludes diplomatic pouches.. we dont actually oepn them , jsut scan them with xrays and have dogs sniff them....

I'm not sure that's actually legally acceptable...

quote: Originally posted by Rasputin how did this happen in your nation

No comment.

	13-05-2004 14:19									#21
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we make our own rules for our nation if other diplomats dont like it then dont visit ...


as for those G strings, i hope that was just the ladys !!!!

	13-05-2004 14:23									#22
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Don't worry, I'll declare war on you for that later.

And that.

	13-05-2004 14:25									#23
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damn another war !!!!

	13-05-2004 14:29									#24
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Whos' got the bigger army, Raspie?

	13-05-2004 14:48									#25
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dont know nation states dont tell us, but based on largest industry in both nations id say me !!!!

	13-05-2004 14:55									#26
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Would you, now?
Defence is the main priority of Al Mastif, whereas you have to juggle it.
Besides, my nation's bigger.

	13-05-2004 15:04									#27
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MY NATI0N HAS 8 MILLION N00KS WH1CH I F1R3 AT BOTH OF U SUCK IT!!!!111111

	13-05-2004 15:27									#28
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...??!?

	13-05-2004 15:33									#29
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If you're questioning the validity of my previous posting, a brief inspection of Al Mastif would put your doubts at rest.
If not...

I N00KD U F1R5T111111!!!!!111!!!!!!

	13-05-2004 16:57									#30
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hehehe by the rules of Apolyton You are both kicked out !!!

JK