05-05-2004 02:54									#1
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Man you guys are being boring. Time for someone to liven up this forum.



Team Monkey Terrorism:

http://www.duluthsuperior.com/mld/d...ior/8586949.htm

"It has a consistency of sludge and is dark brown to black in color"

*snicker* sorry, couldn't resist...:

http://www.atimes.com/atimes/China/FE05Ad02.html

"Kill the chicken to scare the monkey,"

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Things going downhill in CoD:

http://www.canada.com/saskatoon/sta...72-13972737a0b5

"To prevent them from running for city council, of course. Incumbent city councillors don't want to run against monkeys for fear the monkeys would win. It would only take six on council to form a monkey majority. This would threaten the status quo. And also the wallpaper in city council chambers.

Couldn't happen, you say? Monkeys aren't intelligent enough to win municipal elections, you say?

Maybe not. But they'd have my vote."

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Monkey POW's escape:

http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/0,2106...61a4560,00.html

"account for around 600 monkeys thought to be missing from a consignment imported from Africa."

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Team Monkey testing drugs on warriors:

http://www.news-medical.net/view_article.asp?id=1073

"long-term consumption of a diet rich in soy isoflavones can have marked influences on patterns of aggression and social behavior."

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	05-05-2004 03:40									#2
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I think all teams should declare war on Tabemono, that would make things more interesting. I mean who do they think they are building the pyramids as if they haven't got enough food already??

And whats with staying in despo for sooooo long?

	05-05-2004 04:18									#3
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Team Monkey is waiting for contact with all teams before we start publishing our propaganda in the main forum.

We requested permission to do it now, but got knocked back by a couple of teams.

	05-05-2004 18:16									#4
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Actually, unless it was Python that still doesn't want you to do it, you're clear.

I PM'd Beta a while ago (weeks) saying that CoD was fine with S.P.A.M. going forward, since the world map (and the ruins clearly evident on it) had made the rounds.

-Arrian

	05-05-2004 18:19									#5
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The world map is comming to this forum, I promise. Just got a little distracted putting the ole RL house up for sale.

I'm actually half done with it...

	05-05-2004 21:17									#6
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I'm looking forward to it, UnO.

Just to clarify, when I said "the world map has made the rounds" I meant the in-game maps trades, not the map you're working on to post here in the public forum.

-Arrian

	06-05-2004 01:33									#7
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Monty Python would be happy to see the propaganda start.

	06-05-2004 02:59									#8
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* UnOrthOdOx flees from the flying monkey poo...

	06-05-2004 04:50									#9
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quote: Originally posted by Arrian Actually, unless it was Python that still doesn't want you to do it, you're clear. I PM'd Beta a while ago (weeks) saying that CoD was fine with S.P.A.M. going forward, since the world map (and the ruins clearly evident on it) had made the rounds. -Arrian

Perhaps the CoD puppet master will have better chance in getting us an OK from Python ?

Or can we take DaveMcW's above response as official ?

	06-05-2004 09:18									#10
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The following is the official response of the Republic of the Castle of Loimbard:

Meh. We don't care.

This has been the official response of the Republic of the Castle of Loimbard. Should any other matters come to our attention, from worker movement to attack orders, that is to be considered our official response.

I'm looking forward to a bit of humor, truth be told.

	06-05-2004 09:52									#11
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*** Hot_Enamel breaks into Beta's laboratory and releases the winged monkeys. ***

Flinging Monkey Poo at the CoD & Python armies below, they fly to the New World & begin dropping leaflets to our friends & allies below.




{edit - Had second thoughts ... Do the rules allow me to post a map yet ?}

{2nd edit - The Map is back in}

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	06-05-2004 17:09									#12
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It was my understanding that the world map had been traded around in-game. If that's correct, I don't see why you can't post a map.

-Arrian

	06-05-2004 18:01									#13
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I'll be posting one as soon as I have time anyway.

	06-05-2004 18:51									#14
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I notice CoD's "army" isn't marked. Do you not fear our military might?! Fools!

edit: wow that's an old map.

-Arrian

	06-05-2004 20:22									#15
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This is not our Army. This is just a bunch of Herringman, Horsecarriers, Schrubberrythrowers and men with pointed sticks.
Our Army consisting of only Elite and Veteran Woodcuters is still in our Homeland.
Hey, if you knew what roughnecks those military guys are you wouldn't want to see them at home!
Better they batter some Monkeywalls....

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	17-05-2004 05:22									#16
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Uno....

This forum is about to get flung.

	17-05-2004 11:41									#17
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Hey! H_E used my "treasure map" idea from the PTWDG1!

	18-05-2004 03:53									#18
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Quite true.
There are a lot of similarities between the two games.

Unfortunately for Python, Team Monkey is better prepared than Roleplay.

	18-05-2004 21:40									#19
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quote: Originally posted by Hot_Enamel Quite true. There are a lot of similarities between the two games. Unfortunately for Python, Team Monkey is better prepared than Roleplay.

You have better traits and a better UU. Comes with the territory.

	19-05-2004 09:39									#20
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Monty Python Ministry of Public Annoucements Official News Release

The Ministry of Public Annoucements, for fear of losing funding to the Ministry of Silly Walks, presents the following annoucement about famed composer Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle- dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz- ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer- spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein- nurnburger-bratwustle- gernspurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber- shonedanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm.

Mr. Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle- dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz- ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer- spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein- nurnburger-bratwustle- gernspurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber- shonedanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm is reknowned in the court of Camelot for his great classical works of music, perhaps most for his writting of our nation's national anthem. Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle- dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz- ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer- spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein- nurnburger-bratwustle- gernspurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber- shonedanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm is, though, a staunch anti-war advocate, making the Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle- dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz- ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer- spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein- nurnburger-bratwustle- gernspurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber- shonedanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft family somewhat of a strange standout in Pythonian society. His wife, Mrs. Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle- dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz- ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer- spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein- nurnburger-bratwustle- gernspurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber- shonedanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm is well known for her beauty. His son, Gregor Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle- dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz- ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer- spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein- nurnburger-bratwustle- gernspurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber- shonedanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm is also an up-and-coming prodigy. Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle- dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz- ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer- spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein- nurnburger-bratwustle- gernspurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber- shonedanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm currently lives a quiet life, composing from his small shack in Ulm. In recent years, a statue of Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle- dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz- ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer- spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein- nurnburger-bratwustle- gernspurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber- shonedanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm has been erected as a memorial in Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle- dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz- ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer- spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein- nurnburger-bratwustle- gernspurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber- shonedanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft Park.

Thank you for your time, and to the family biographer, Franz Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle- dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz- ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer- spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein- nurnburger-bratwustle- gernspurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber- shonedanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Camelot for help with writing this annoucement.

	19-05-2004 09:46									#21
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Don't you have homework...

	21-05-2004 16:49									#22
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Oct - I spotted 3 spelling errors.

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	22-05-2004 02:27									#23
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The Muhammad Al-Sahaf Team notes that while foreign powers may be hoping to invest in the works of a rumored musician known as "Bach", we have been investing in the superior music of a man known as "PDQ Bach". Soon, his music will be required listening throughout the known world.

	22-05-2004 07:25									#24
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As long as we're at it, I noticed the Monkey treasure map to be lacking in some aspects...

Attachment: monkeytreasure.jpg
This has been downloaded 38 time(s).

	22-05-2004 07:37									#25
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Um - and I assume that is the 'weak' Monkey army which killed 13 Python units the turn before (9 swords and 4 spears).

Wait until you meet our 'strong' army.

	22-05-2004 08:43									#26
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Ooooo, Monkey's givin' Guy de Loimbard an ass-woopin...

	22-05-2004 11:20									#27
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I hope its stronger than their ablity to distinguish betwen Chimps and monkeys

	22-05-2004 16:26									#28
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quote: Originally posted by Octavian X As long as we're at it, I noticed the Monkey treasure map to be lacking in some aspects...

Duly noted.

Here is an update