13-05-2004 18:29									#211
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quote: Originally posted by Jamski "I can't pay yer," apologised Rasputin to Joncha, "Some bugger has stolen all the money from the collection box in the church." "Even if you had the money," replied the pimp, "I couldn't help you tonight. All the girls are out, and when they get back after midnight, FlameFlash has given me a huge bag of coins to book all sixteen of them at once. Even "Old Ada Smith", if ye can believe than." "Lucky man," replied Spaced Cowboy, who had heard the whole thing. "What?" exclaimed Chaunk, sitting by him, "Lucky? Have you seen old Ada?" "Don't worry boys," said Joncha, "I borrowed a sack from the pirate's stores. FlameFlash can put it over her head." * * * * * "Good news and bad news, girls," explained Joncha "FlameFlash is gone, but he paid in advance." Of course, when the sun rose, a large sack was found floating in the harbour which when opened contained the poor missionary, killed before he could experience the night of his life. Ah.

Explain this, if you can, you pimp!

	13-05-2004 18:34									#212
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Vetko seems suspiciosuly eager to find clues

	13-05-2004 18:39									#213
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quote: Originally posted by Jamski But there was no answer, and entering through the unlocked door, they found the house devoid of life, yet between the towering crates of grog and rum, a trail led - A trail of blood - with the print of a shoe, and a long mark as if some carcass had been dragged. They followed it out of the back door and into the church, where the villagers and crew found the mortal remains of Skanky Burns sitting on the front row, his eyes burnt out, and disemboweled, stone cold dead and facing the altar.

Only one shoe print. And the other print resembles the carcass being dragged. This can mean only one thing:

pegleg

	13-05-2004 18:41									#214
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So to summarise, two mafias are joncha and tuberski.

If the others wish to live, better take them out. Take joncha out first, cause he was the first killer, so tuberski gets to kill again.

	13-05-2004 18:43									#215
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quote: Originally posted by Spiffor Vetko seems suspiciosuly eager to find clues

I'm the detective

	13-05-2004 18:46									#216
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I'd love you to be right.

	13-05-2004 18:59									#217
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I'm willing to listen so we pile the right person. Is there any corroborating evidence?

	13-05-2004 19:00									#218
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There are two killers.

	13-05-2004 19:00									#219
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I shall belive the master detective ljcvetko, and vote for joncha now.

	13-05-2004 19:01									#220
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Of course. I edited my post to clarify what I wanted. Are those 2 issues the sole reason for your deduction or is there more?

	13-05-2004 19:02									#221
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Well the Tubby thing is convincing, but the fact that the missionary already had the sack isn't as good for joncha. I still suspect Spiffor, especially as he was so quick to accuse ljcvetko who seems to be doing such good work.

	13-05-2004 19:03									#222
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ADG' body was also put in a sack.

	13-05-2004 19:07									#223
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What the hell is a pirate detective anyway Jamski? Surely it is someone who goes to hunt for pirates, rather than a pirate who engages in detective work on the side.
And with all the raping, pillaging and general drinking opportunities available aboard the good ship Apolyton, then who would want to waste their time trying to solve crimes? We want to be on the committing end of any crimes!

	13-05-2004 19:09									#224
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quote: Originally posted by DrSpike I'm willing to listen so we pile the right person. Is there any corroborating evidence?

Tuberski is one of the killers for sure. Now the Duke has shaken my previously firm conviction it was joncha, so I don't know.

How about we pile tuber, but we won't know if we killed the right one before his turn comes again.

What do you say Doc?

	13-05-2004 19:13									#225
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A pirate detective is like a detective, but is also a pirate. I thought everyone knew that.

Probably more of a "treasure hunter" than a detective though

-Jam

	13-05-2004 19:13									#226
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Whatever the Doc says, I say that you're the next mafia victim ljc.

- Jamski, then why not call him a detective-like pirate?

	13-05-2004 19:30									#227
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I may even be voted off now

	13-05-2004 19:33									#228
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Well, no one has produced any evidence against you. That's not stopped people being docpiled before though

-Jam

	13-05-2004 19:38									#229
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If the great detective is so confident he should start the pile himself instead of waiting for the proles...

	13-05-2004 19:49									#230
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He might be working to deflect the from himself.

oh great pirate detective, what did ya happ'n to do with the miss'n half-map that Jonny went back for?

and isn't a magnifing glass possibly used to burn things with the sun.....like maybe eyes???

ljcvetko

	13-05-2004 19:55									#231
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Name

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2. Rah

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3. Kassiopeia

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4.
GhengisFarb

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5. Theben

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6. Zopperoni

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7. Jonny

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8. Frozzy

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9. Spaced Cowboy

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10. Joncha

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13. Jon Miller

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14. Guynemer

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15. Spiffor

Ljcvetko



16. GJRamsey

Ljcvetko


17. Hercules

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18. Tuberski

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20. SnowFire

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21. Ljcvetko

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23. Pave

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24. DrSpike

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25. Chaunk

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26. Boshko

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	13-05-2004 19:59									#232
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Good try ljcvetko, but I twere in the pub the whole time. I still ken Spiffor as ther mafiar.

	13-05-2004 20:06									#233
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Well -tko's case against Joncha needs to wait and see. I don't think -tko is just trying to deflect attention from himself, since his case against Tuberski is good enough to get my vote this round.

	13-05-2004 20:13									#234
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I agree Doctor. Death to the pegleg! Die Tuberski die!!!!!

	13-05-2004 21:21									#235
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1 shoe print?!?!?

You would have thought that if I did it, you would have found a peg mark.

ljcvetko is the killer.

Dr. Spike is probably the other killer.

ACK!

	13-05-2004 21:23									#236
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I must admit I hadn't thought of this. Actually, Vetko's case against Tuber is good.

	13-05-2004 21:23									#237
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quote: Originally posted by Jamski Chapter 1 - The Black Spot "We'll be needing to get summat to fix it with, sir," commented Vovan, "Boshko, 'e says there's nobut a scrap of timber left in the stores and nary an inch o'good rope." The pirate mentioned nodded and grinned, showing his gold teeth. "Aye," said the piratical chandler "We'll be a'needing many things, be we."

quote: Originally posted by Jamski Chapter 3 - The Missionary's Position Behind the bar, Rah polished a few glasses and listened, and watched, and saw that although the secret was safe with him, he wasn't so sure about the hooded figure just outside the window, huddled in the rain, who also appeared to be listening. Rah tried to see his face. "Its gettin' cold in 'ere captain," said DrSpike, who crossed the room and closed the window. Rah saw the hooded figure disappear round the side of the bar, and observed something glinting under the hood. A medallion? A silver button?

No it was a gold tooth

And Boshko is the pirate storekeeper, dealing with all kinds of sacks every day. And the bodies of FlameFlash and ADG were dumped in sacks. And Boshko has been quiet in this thread, though posting elsewhere. Too quiet if you ask me.

There is your other killer. Boshko! Sorry joncha, I made a mistake accusing you.

This is a certain death certificate for me, so guys, avenge me and get these cutthroats.

A finishing touch

quote: Originally posted by Jamski The mafia is going to complain after they read that -Jam

	13-05-2004 21:28									#238
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quote: Originally posted by Spiffor I must admit I hadn't thought of this. Actually, Vetko's case against Tuber is good.

Well, I asked you nicely to wait before voting. Sigh

	13-05-2004 21:28									#239
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quote: Originally posted by Spiffor I must admit I hadn't thought of this. Actually, Vetko's case against Tuber is good.

So, good. Except for everyone has one foot, he didn't say whether it was right or left footprint, or which of my legs is missing a foot.

Gee, that sure is incriminating,

ACK!

	13-05-2004 21:33									#240
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Damn it Tuberski, you are so transparent.

Your explanations are as inapt as those in mafia 3.