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Australia
Dec 1999 time: 15:36
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Mazzy Fentan and Jan Jansen from BG2.
[Mazzy] Jan, I find you to be quite the enigma. This adventure has yielded us a crop of useful magical items and yet you turn your considerable powers to the never-ending quest to create the perfect turnip peeler.
[Mazzy] How can someone who's so clever be so shortsighted?
[Jan] Well, Mazzy you're really asking two questions there. My shortsightedness was passed to me by my dear departed father. I was born with the condition and I'll thank you not to stare! As to your other question, it takes me back to my carefree days as a deckhand on a turnip merchant galleon. We sailed for distant Waterdeep, we did, braving foul seas, foul tempers and a desperate band of turnip pirates.
[Mazzy] You are mentally incapable of answering a straight question, aren't you gnome?
[Jan] 'Twas on a cold winter's night near the beginning of the Great Underwear Shortage that we set sail. I danced naked on the poop deck, which was the custom at the time. Well, my nose and other extremeties were getting a bit frosty so I gathered up the tatters of my poor, abused, underwear and headed to the crow's nest.
[Mazzy] Shutup, shutup, shutup, shutup!!!
[Jan] Well, I never! You did ask, after all.
[Mazzy] SHUTUP!!!!
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