19-05-2004 22:42									#31
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well, i thought mortal kombat 1 was kinda like twisted metal when i was little.

mortal, motor same thing right?

	19-05-2004 22:44									#32
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twisted metal: new sim game from maxis where u can create ur own metal band. come with wit twisted sick singles or else ur career is ruined!

Capcom VS SNK: Another sim game from maxis where you choose either capcom or snk, to dominate arcade game industries. Hours of fun as you rake in money spending minimal amount of developing new games and rehashing old engines with small tweaks!

Sonic: Now a game starring guile's sonic boom. experience the adventure of this brave projectile as he crosses from one screen to another.

quake: your the new young geologist with da hotness! quickly solve the problem on where the new earthquake will hit in cali before its too late!

Counter strike: How fast is ur reaction? when the game strike u must counter strike as fast as u can!

Castle Wolfenstein: Fight werewolves as u explore the ancient german castle.

Super Met-roid: Play as the new mike piazza power by steroids, as he hits dinger after dingers.

Guilty Gear XX:R: play as transvestite dressed as a nun wielding deadly yoyo accompanied by evil possesed bear, as they fight against 7 ft tall surgeon with giant scapel who wears a bag with one peephole over his head! oh wait that IS guilty gear....

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	20-05-2004 01:16									#33
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quote: Originally posted by Zero quake: your the new young geologist with da hotness! quickly solve the problem on where the new earthquake will hit in cali before its too late!

I was trying to get hold of WinQuake recently to enable me to run quake on my new PC. After a quick Google, I ended up with a seismograph analysis tool .

	20-05-2004 01:35									#34
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quote: Originally posted by J Bytheway I was trying to get hold of WinQuake recently to enable me to run quake on my new PC. After a quick Google, I ended up with a seismograph analysis tool .

Now thats getting into the spirit of the thread, kinda like what you wade through when you do a google search for Imperialism - the TBS, that is.

Sonic - yet another flight sim from microsoft, focusing on planes that travel at just about Mach 1.

EU - a new strategy game that places you in the role of an administrator of the European Union - try to incorporate the new members, deal with French and German economic problems, British griping, adjust the CAP, etc.

	20-05-2004 02:03									#35
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Sonic - operate and build a drive in fast food franchise empire.

	20-05-2004 02:08									#36
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Sonic's are good...

	20-05-2004 02:29									#37
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The funny thing is - almost all the games suggested in this thread are superior to almost all games actually made.

	20-05-2004 02:54									#38
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Masters of Orion 3: In this game you attempt to fix all the bugs, install all the patches, and decipher the manual, as well as the confussing interface, before your computer crashes forcing you to flock to your favorite chat board and complain about... Hours of Fun!!!(It is rumored that the game is suppose to be about space exploration)

	20-05-2004 03:16									#39
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Dark Age of Camelot - Reinact the assassination of John F. Kennedy. Play as Lee Harvey Oswald and see if you can get away with it, or take on the role of Kennedy himself and try your luck at dodging bullets.

	20-05-2004 08:56									#40
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quote: Originally posted by DrSpike Don't give Skanky too much credit for his usual Skimsying.

If you had not skimmed the thread, you would have seem my explanation above your post saying I compared my entry to his and found it different enough to post. DrSkime.

	20-05-2004 09:05									#41
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Port Royale - Make some fortified wine fit for a king, or it will be your head that will roll!

Broken Sword - A blacksmithing simulation set in the middle ages. Can you repair enough weapons to keep the infidels at bay? Look out for the expansion pack Dented Armour.

	20-05-2004 09:07									#42
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Civilization III- Make a game that lives up to it's sequel

	20-05-2004 09:24									#43
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Final Fantasy - your favorite porn stars in their LAST game ever!

Half-Life - The quest for creating the atomic bomb is in your hands!

Prince of Persia - Try to rewrite history and conquer the Greek city stats as Xerxes' Prince.

Resident Evil - Try to find where the demons are coming from in your apartment complex before it is TOO LATE!

	20-05-2004 13:22									#44
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Counter Strike - The ultimate standing in a queue never being served experience!

Diablo - The game of posing by the beach with a glorified spinning top.

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	20-05-2004 14:49									#45
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quote: Originally posted by Skanky Burns If you had not skimmed the thread, you would have seem my explanation above your post saying I compared my entry to his and found it different enough to post. DrSkime.

I saw your claim. I dismissed it.

	20-05-2004 18:13									#46
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Thou dost protest overmuch.[/Thief guard]

	20-05-2004 18:27									#47
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quote: Originally posted by Skanky Burns Port Royale - Make some fortified wine fit for a king, or it will be your head that will roll!

I once DID play a simplified online vineyard management game - why not a wine tycoon game? Lots of potential depth, and a ready made audience.

	20-05-2004 18:28									#48
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Masters of Orion - try to keep your independent Hollywood Studio afloat, while dealing with Woody Allen. A worthy, if somewhat narrow, competitor to Movie Tycoon.

	20-05-2004 18:29									#49
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Speedball - Summer of 1988 inspired add-on for the Sims. Take your Sims to Madchester!

	20-05-2004 19:13									#50
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Outcast - A SP RPG game where no NPC will talk to you. Ever.

Need for Speed 2 - Break into houses, steal enough loot and "dispose" of them in time to pay your dealer for another hit.

Minesweeper - Ensure the US Army's stockpile of mines stored in their warehouse remain dust-free.

	20-05-2004 19:24									#51
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quote: Originally posted by Skanky Burns Outcast - A SP RPG game where no NPC will talk to you. Ever. Need for Speed 2 - Break into houses, steal enough loot and "dispose" of them in time to pay your dealer for another hit. Minesweeper - Ensure the US Army's stockpile of mines stored in their warehouse remain dust-free.

Solitaire - an FPS about a lone hitman

Free Cell - a tactical combat action game about a small group of fighters against the global corporate dictatorship

	20-05-2004 19:26									#52
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Championship Manager '02 - Become a middle manager in corporate America and handle the day-to-day thrills of attending meetings, dictating memos, bossing around subordinates, and flirting with secretaries. Compete online with other managers to become "Employee of the Month."

EU - take the reins of the European Union! Negotiate trade deals, slap on sanctions, devise a Byzantine bureaucracy and don't forget to thumb your nose at the U.S. every chance you get!

Caesar - simulated salad-making at its most exciting. Anchovies or not? What kind of croutons? Is that fresh parmesan you're using, or have you *gasp* resorted to pre-grated parmesan?!

San Francisco Rush - you're a gay nightclubber on a bad crystal meth trip.

Thief - You're Jeb Bush, and it's the 2000 election...

	21-05-2004 09:07									#53
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Rise of Nations:

I think you guys know where I'm leading.

	21-05-2004 09:09									#54
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We have an inkling.

quote: Originally posted by Verto Rise of Nations - Compete with porn industries around the world...

	21-05-2004 13:43									#55
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Wipeout - The window-cleaning sim par excellence. Build your empire from a man with a humble bucket and ladder to one of those weird things that hangs off the side of skyscrapers.

Boulderdash - Recreate the classic scene from Raiders of the Lost Ark. Over and over again.

	21-05-2004 21:00									#56
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Who wants to be a millionaire- Play a stupid game where you have to answer questions (Oh wait! That's what it already is )

	21-05-2004 23:22									#57
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Black and White - yet another controversial inner city focused title from Taketwo

Midtown Madness - Corporate Strategy, with an edge. Will compete with "Championship Manager"

Homeworld - another environmentally focused title with an emphasis on climate change - graphics are much superior to the dated "Simearth"


Postal - a tycoon game in which you build sorting centers, invest in OCR machines to read zipcodes, set up delivery routes, and compete with the evil UPS and Fed Ex, this simulation is suitable for all ages.

	22-05-2004 11:49									#58
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oh lotm that is too f***ing much!
Reminds me of htis one time that I was at the movie rental palce, and this lady was loking for vids for a 6 yr old, and she asked me what South Park was, and if it was appropiate for children.

	22-05-2004 12:44									#59
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And you said "Yes ofcourse"

	22-05-2004 17:02									#60
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'Call To Powers' - in this unofficial movie license spin of from the Austin Powers(tm) films, your task is to take control of Miss Monkey Penny and direct all the relevant incoming calls to their correct destinations in Mi5 - the fate of the nation rests in your switchboard!


'Joust' - a remake of the classic 80's arcade game, but in the style of a married couple facing divorce,take control of either partner and try to keep them together with verbal jousting.

'Porkeys' - keep the mince rolling to make pork pies in this factory sim based in an american agricultural high school.

'Doom' - in this dark comic horror story your task is to stop the goth students killing themselves.

'Game Publisher' - in this management sim your task is to create a gulible games buying public and fleece them for all their worth