17-07-2004 14:08									#31
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The Issue
A recent poll has revealed high levels of dissatisfaction among the populace about tax rates.

"It's not the AMOUNT of tax, it's where the burden falls," says student activist Abraham Hamilton. "And at the moment, far too much of the burden is falling on the poor. People on high incomes still have more money than people on low incomes. I don't think I need to say anything more than that."

	17-07-2004 14:11									#32
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Great Home Cooked Meals

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	17-07-2004 14:12									#33
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The Issue
Tragedy struck Emerald Cove today, as a gunman killed three people in a suburban shooting rampage. The community is united in grief, but divided in opinion as to what should be done.

"Guns don't kill people, people kill people," says NRA head honcho Peggy Hendrikson. "If you outlaw guns, only outlaws will have guns. Is that what we want? Think, people. The answer isn't to ban guns. It's to crack down on those Hollywood movies and computer games that glamorize violence. They're the real criminals."

	17-07-2004 14:14									#34
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Even a Camel needs a drink

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	17-07-2004 14:14									#35
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The Issue
After a sixty year old man with psoriasis streaked past cameras and millions of sports fans during the snooker league playoffs, protesters have called for tougher action.

"Oh don't be ridiculous!" scoffs prolific streaker Miranda O'Bannon, "It's all just a bit of fun and the kids shouldn't be wrapped in cotton wool, or they'll learn nothing! Sports are so dull anyway, it needs a little bare skin to liven it up. Streaking should be legal!"

	17-07-2004 14:17									#36
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Car Hire Companies Use New Labour Hire Company in National Contract

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	17-07-2004 14:18									#37
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The Issue
The Batter Up! Baseball League has begun to grow in popularity and is now seeking government support in establishing teams and stadiums throughout the nation.

"Holy cow, is this gonna be great!" hollers BUBL President and sports nut Alexei Dredd, wearing a fashionable giant foam finger on his right hand. "Baseball is just what Emerald Cove needs right now! Think about it: soda, popcorn, hot dogs... oh, and I'm sure the economy will benefit somehow, too! All we need is the government funding to build stadiums and teams, and we'll be on every TV and in every city in the country!"

	17-07-2004 14:51									#38
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indeed we should all exercise more

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	17-07-2004 16:00									#39
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This thread's boring.
Somebody better lock it, because I'm bored.
Don't ask questions, because I've told you the answer.
BORED.

	17-07-2004 16:03									#41
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Good for you mate

My Son and I are enjoying it..

edit: then I suppose you do not have a ten year old that you like to share a game with

or have you two never read the book

never understood the relationship between Jen and Kate



Actually, do you even know who Jen and Kate are?

	18-07-2004 09:03									#42
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quote: Originally posted by GeneralTacticus

Whatever!