22-05-2004 05:43									#1
	Announcement of Public Tender Increase the size of your Attachments

Team Monkey Public Tender

This is a public tender by Team Monkey for the provision of technologies to Team Monkey. The technologies required are:

- construction
- polytheism

- monotheism
- feudalism

- engineering
- invention

Offers should be in the form of:

1) a set gold price for each technology, and/or,

2) a set gold price for two or more technologies as a package deal. (note - more than one combination of techs can be offered.)

All offers should be submitted to one of the two authorized Team Monkey purchasing officers (Hot_Enamel or Beta), no later than midnight (23:59 gmt) (NOT edt!!!) 1 June 2004.

More than one offer may be submitted. Successful bidders will be notified within 48 hours of the tender closing and arrangements made to finalize the deal(s).

The fine print: Team monkey will not publicly disclose the results of any of the bids, nor the results of the tender. Team Monkey is not obligated to accept the lowest bid, or any of the bids.

	22-05-2004 11:15									#2
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What about Taxonomy?

	22-05-2004 15:07									#3
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Who sold you Republic?

	22-05-2004 16:12									#4
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quote: Originally posted by OPD Who sold you Republic?

Team monkey will not publicly disclose which team successfully negotiates tech trades.


We have only one enemy. Team "Cake or Python".
We thank all teams who have contacted us so far, and are greatful for their offers of support.

	22-05-2004 19:26									#5
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quote: Originally posted by Hot_Enamel We have only one enemy. Team "Cake or Python".

	23-05-2004 18:54									#6
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We thank the team that has submitted the first offer, and encourage others to make us an offer.

	24-05-2004 18:06									#7
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Bidders beware: if Monkey's M.O. holds, you won't get much but empty promises for your technology.

-Arrian

	24-05-2004 18:43									#8
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quote: Originally posted by Arrian Bidders beware: if Monkey's M.O. holds, you won't get much but empty promises for your technology. -Arrian

To clarify. We have cash on hand. We can pay upfront for most or all deals.

Also - if CoD and Python think they can chew through that mant mercs and catapults in the next 20 turns, well, good luck to them.

	24-05-2004 22:07									#9
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Ah yes, the GA, that must've helped fill your coffers. I'm sure you also had a fair amount saved up before the war too, despite the cries of "poor us."

-Arrian

	25-05-2004 16:07									#10
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quote: Originally posted by Arrian Ah yes, the GA, that must've helped fill your coffers. I'm sure you also had a fair amount saved up before the war too, despite the cries of "poor us." -Arrian

It was "poor us" as you know before the GA.

A despotic GA brought on by the Cake and Dress war of agression against us poor defensless monkeys.

	06-06-2004 21:40									#11
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We thank the nations of the world for their interest in this tender. A suitable deal has been struck.

Team Monkey is grateful.